I don't even know myself at all

Jasmine. 19. For a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic.

[mormonchannel]

Those who move forward with a happy spirit will find that things always work out

Gordon B. Hinckley (via mormonchannel)

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“I thought my phone was ringing”

[ramen-hamster]

answer your bird

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

ANSWER YOUR BIRD

[wilderwraith]

me before taking a personality quiz: [deep breath] remember who you are

[the-infamous-mister-gates]

Serendipity saying it how it is

(Dogma, 1999)

[shehateme]

Always reblog Dogma.

[ms-mandy-m]

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look at this cutie!!!

[homohomiex]

oh my gosh

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DAMN DANIEL back at it again with the white

privilege

[beyxnika]

[robpilled]

do u ever just

[lolepopenon-moved]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

[thelittledrunkapple]

How women prepare for first dates

Bonus: How men prepare for first dates:

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

Accurate.

[pokemonprofessor]

Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.

[onemuseleft]

One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.

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idk wikihow…..that looks pretty gay to me

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This is Cristano Ronaldo, Real Madrid and Portuguese footballer, and all round decent guy who came from humble beginnings in Madeira and has never forgotten them.

tumblr, meet your pink flower-wearing, gender-stereotype-defying, global superstar athlete prince:

I don’t know why people are so interested in what I wear on holiday. Last year, when I was in LA, everyone was talking about my tight trunks. Have you seen what people in LA wear? I was the most normal dressed person over there. Anyway, what’s wrong with wearing tight pants? They look good and it’s better than having tan lines down your legs. 

This year it was the pink hat with the flower. I don’t see what is wrong with it. I can see why, if you weren’t comfortable with your sexuality, you might not wear it. But I’m very comfortable so it’s not a problem for me. Men wear pink these days. OK, not many men wear flowers, but it’s good to be different.

he also supports gay marriage:

“The Portuguese man that I am, I try to keep informed about what is happening in my country. I know the law was passed and the comment it deserves is that we must respect the choices made by anyone, because, after all, all citizens should have the exact same rights and responsibilities.”

and is a bone marrow donor:

I’ve been a bone marrow donor for several years. (Donating bone marrow) is something a lot of people think is a difficult thing to do but it’s nothing more than drawing blood and doesn’t hurt. I did it many years ago and if I had to do it again I would because this is a very serious disease for many children and we need to help them. There’s no age limit to this problem, so I think it’s a good time to tell people they can do it. It doesn’t cost anything, it’s a simple process and then you feel happy because you know you are helping another person.“

he also publicly speaks out against racism, has committed his time and efforts to forest conservation in southeast asia (as part of his decade-long advocacy for the victims and survivors of the 2004 tsunami), and personally intervened to stop a teenaged fan from being deported after the guy ran onto the field to meet him at a match, among other things. 

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I am proud to be Portugese cos of people like this

[stunningpicture]

Two happy owlets

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

AHHHHHHHHH

[salithemage]

and they’re covered in snow so they’re moist owlettes

[theekraken]

Shut the fuck up