Bleh

Leave, my hoard needs tending

[inclusive-youth-liberation]

Minors are not property.

Adults should not be allowed to control minor's basic health, like eating meals when hungry, stopping eating when full, drinking when thirsty, using the restroom, etc.

Adults should not be allowed to deny minors healthcare. This includes mental health. This includes letting trans & gender diverse minors have access to their desired puberty.

Adults should not be allowed to force/coerce intersex minors into having unwanted HRT, genital mutilation, reproductive mutilation, breast mutilation, etc.

Adults should not be allowed to force/coerce minors with bodily differences (ie; polydactyl, craniofacial differences, etc) to have unnecessary medical procedures to "fix" it.

Adults should not be allowed to mutilate minors' genitals for the sake of "cultural practices" and puritanism.

Adults should not be allowed to isolate minors from society.

Adults should not be allowed to deny education to minors when a topic makes them "uncomfortable." This includes teaching minors about queerness, sexism, race & racism, disabilities & ableism, paraphilias & paramisia, sex, reproduction, etc, etc.

Minors. Are. Not. Property.

[PT: Minors. Are. Not. Property.]

[busket]

choosing to play oppression olympics isnt just mean and inconsiderate. like I feel when you call ppl out for it theyre like "does it hurt your feelings that I said your privileged?" like no you are actually doing some serious damage to your own cause

like the recent estrogen legislation. estrogen should never be made a controlled substance. everyone should have easy access to gender affirming care, including DIY. but when people try to spread awareness for this serious issue by acting like trans men arent as affected by institutional transphobia, it just becomes an argument about disinformation, because testosterone is ALREADY a controlled substance. I want estrogen to remain an uncontrolled substance because I want to save trans women from the bullshit than trans men have been having to deal with for over 30 years. and then you have a bunch of people arguing about this bullshit with each other while the law just plods on thru the government and everyone loses.

recently I saw a person talking about the recent, tragic murder of Juniper Blessing. but instead of honoring her memory, this person said that trans men dont experience the same danger. and of course that caused people to bring up the also very recent murder of Luca Redbeard. Both these violent hate crimes and murders happened THIS MONTH and it makes me sick that the trans community cant even honor their memories properly because theyre too up their own asses arguing about who has privilege and social power over the other, instead of seeing that we are all living the same fucking nightmare

[icekingintl]

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪɴ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴀɪɴ... ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴏᴏɴ︕

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ︕︕

[the-haiku-bot]

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪɴ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴀɪɴ… ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ

ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴏᴏɴ︕

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[super-paper-mario-lover]

Hey, you!

Do you want a pokephilia fanfic? Do you like meowscarada? Want lemons, too? Well then, I have the fic/s for you! Hand-crafted, made with 100% authentic OCs, and still being updated(sporadically)!

Come on down to Ivied Love! Yes, it's wattpad. Sorry if you don't have an account.

https://www.wattpad.com/write/series/108533

[super-paper-mario-lover]

So, if Delibird=Christmas in the pokemon universe, then;

Easter is the day a Lopunny/Azumarill/Diggersby/Cinderace starts off their Estrus. All Pokemon lay eggs, so it just. Fits.

On an unrelated note; Watch out for rabbit pokemon on Easter! Or your basket/s may end up with a large clutch of eggs.

[super-paper-mario-lover]

From a dedicated pokephile: BE CREATIVE, YOU FUCKERS.

Before anything else, in all Seriousness, this is not to push anyone out of their comfort zone, nor to make you dislike your favorites, or anything like that, this is a rant about pokeporn and nothing more.

Stop drawing just Gardevoir, Lopunny, Zoroark, Lucario, Delphox, Meowscarada and the like. Do some art with Flabebe, Trubbish, Gholdengo, Pidgey and Joltik. I wanna see people pounding away at pokemon that deserve some lovin', not just what's "normal".

Get freaky with it! Show me two separate species' anatomy that shouldn't work together, yet DOES, solely because both parties want it to. @sheperoo has a lot of great art with WURMPLE and AMPHAROS of all pokemon. Those're the kind of pokemon I wanna see more.

P.S: Thank you to the all the underrated pokemon lovers/fuckers out there, your preferences/art/writing adds years to my lifespan.

[super-paper-mario-lover]

Marry your pokemon

No, not so you can legally fuck them. That's just an added benefit.

But to see unbridled joy on your best friend's face when you propose.

So you can spend your life with your starter.

To settle down and have litters/broods/clutches of baby pokemon.

Cuddle every night, and wake up being spooned in the morning.

Hearing clingy noises when you get ready for work.

[cherrypillowzz]

wolves in the woods

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

At this point I can't fucking afford to ignore this

[mercyseb]

Please potato make my day better 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[super-paper-mario-lover]

Doin this again, let's hope this potato ballin'

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[bloomcrys]

Why the fuck not

[skinth1n]

mr bagel do your thing

[strawberry-lemonade]

I HOPE THEY TELL ME I’M GONNA BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

[trashy-artist-here-deactivated2]

Alright

[pridepotatoz]

Alrighty then- bagel don’t let me down!

[takisdaddy]

Titty

[stup1d-idi0t-deactivated2021092]

Luv u bagel

[yanderefantasies]

Help sidhjdjhfjf

[sadosnom]

i need something. Anything to make my week better. Whatcha got for me bagel.

[prid-emo-nth--offical]

i wish for not being hate crimed this weekend

[chaoticharmony15]

nothing to lose

work your magic, o burning bagel

[super-paper-mario-lover]

Honestly, if this works, I will do everything in my power to WORSHIP this bagel. Full on cult shenanigans

[super-paper-mario-lover]

Item: The Great Mole Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Best video game underground level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Basic as hell answer, but Super Mario 1's 4-2.

[super-paper-mario-lover]

Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Not unless I have some kind of charm. Usually it's my Chinese luck coin.

[super-paper-mario-lover]

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I don't play the kinds of games that need a username.

[super-paper-mario-lover]

god is dead, and I am the one who poisoned his spaghettios

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

A traffic camera in Montreal

[strigimorphaes]

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually

[pukicho]

SYnthesizer EVVFFECT!

[depsidase]

[bealittleimprobable]

This has been driving me insane.

I used to be *good* at search. It was a whole thing - I found people's "lost songs" or their unknown-source childhood stuffed toy or whatever from Google.

Now, you can't search for the exact brand/design name of something and get accurate answers. It drives me spare on Amazon - if I search for XYZ and you don't have any, or you only have 2, tell me that.

I wouldn't mind if it said "Here are 2 XYZ. Shoppers also searched for..." Instead it'll just throw a random, barely-linked pile of results and you have to wade through every single one to see if the thing you want exists.

[kimberlychapman]

THIS. For ages I used to say that I had "high Google-Fu". I could find *anything* because I knew how to use strings to enhance searches. The string commands haven't even worked for well over a year or more, far before they put in this infernal (and often wrong!) AI BS on top.

I used to be able to search for recipes and easily eliminate unwanted ingredients with a -. For example I'd look for low-carb desserts but without the zillions that use peanut butter simply by searching for something like:

low carb chocolate dessert recipe -peanut

And I'd get a slew of on-point suggestions. For some time now if you do -peanut Google ignores the - and assumes you want recipes stuffed with peanuts.

Where it's even worse now is now you get directed to sites full of bogus AI recipes that don't even make sense. But they have peanuts in them.

I used to be able to use reverse image searches to find out who made that awesome art so I could give credit in my share. They've removed that ability entirely and replaced it with Lens, which is AI BS just showing you more like what you looked for. (Rebecca Watson complained about this in her recent video about JD Vance jizz cup rumours and I apologise for that sentence but...yeah. Watson is great, go find her on Youtube and subscribe because she went into detail about how Google has become less and less useful for debunking.)

This isn't just about Google inserting shopping ads instead of what you wanted to learn about. That's bad. But the results now are just *broken*. The tools we used to have to make searches better have been removed. Google no longer wants us to find the answers we seek, but the answers they want us to have, and that's super creepy and dangerous.

And the alternatives are either using Google in the back end or have other significant barriers to use.

This sucks.

[bogleech]

Duckduckgo and all the other alternatives work this way too, now.

[revretch]

Verbatim search, guys!! Go to "Tools," and enable "Verbatim."

It's a pain in the ass, but it still works!

[dalniente]

1) yay, thank you

2) WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THEY HIDE IT

[morphinemilkshake]

For all you Firefox users, here's an addon that forces verbatim mode to always be on:

unfuck-google – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)

Download unfuck-google for Firefox. This addon forces 'Verbatim' search on Google - removing all bs personalization and localization and let

[super-paper-mario-lover]

For google chrome users https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/verbatim-search/occcfdnjdbgjglcbpolkmjnjillkgbcm