just a queer boy shipping queer boys

When the heck did I turn into a DC blog? Icon is my winxona by Hiero-green and header is by じろう（jiro)

[superbattrash]

Hi there, I’m Misha, welcome to the chaos uwu

I am an adult and there will be nsfw posts on here occasionally - if you need me to tag anything, let me know.

I like Superbat more than most other things in my life. I’ve somehow turned into mainly a DC blog, I don’t know how it happened. But I also reblog Zosan, Stony, Sterek, Destiel, Kakavege and stuff in-between.

I am a trans man in the middle of my transition, so I'll talk about that as well. I overshare and rant a lot. You can avoid my ramblings by, like, blocking ‘Misha rants’. 

I sometimes write and my fics can be found here, but also on AO3. Feel free to take a look around, I’d love to hear your thoughts.

TAG ME IN THINGS, ASK ME STUFF. I wanna be friends and I do not own a filter, so I will answer / talk about everything uwu

2024 edit: currently rewatching the entirety of One Piece (I’m so sorry), my weird ass live-blogging will be tagged mish watches one piece if u wanna avoid it 🙇🏻

[noodles-and-tea]

Something about the sun and moon or night and day or whatever

[nakayamashi-blog]

sense of distance

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[salvadordante]

The other name for Vaseline is evil tho. Petroleum jelly 💀

[pancakeke]

yeah omg some people were calling me out for using a "brand" but i am NOT calling it that. SORRY.

[pancakeke]

listen here, smart ass...

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

"Gotham loves Bruce Wayne" but specifically it's street cart vendors loitering the streets, sometimes at night.

Yeah, Batman is cool. Well, he pays and tips in crumpled bills that usually have some blood or soot on it, is polite to the grandpas, agrees to dropping by their houses to make sure their kids aren't staying up too late or their spouses came home safe.

But nothing beats seeing the Prince of Gotham stumbling out of work, ordering 20 bagels for his gluttonous children and tipping 150% more than the original costs. They ceased thanking him for the programs their family benefits from, knowing he much appreciates seeing photos instead or having extra onions in his shawarma wrap.

Some of them would be acutely aware of the parties that Brucie Wayne goes to because there's at least an 80% chance of him stumbling out drunk and every old man street cart vendor starts mother henning him.

"Mister Wayne, you shouldn't be drinking on an empty stomach! 😨"

"Sit up, boy 😠 Good god, you look like a bloody mess."

"Aww, poor kid 🥺" (Bruce is 45 yo man btw) "Here lad. Ice cream. On the house. Yes, yes, tell me all about the last model that dumped you, but please do it while sitting upright."

There have been 17 different occasions in this year alone where Alfred rounds the car around the gala just to see Bruce on the sidewalk, deliriously tipsy, while a circle of cart vendors are gentle parenting him into eating oily foods to get rid of the alcohol.

[honted0]

Them <3

[deceasedcardinal]

[thevoidbunny]

I know everyone’s seen the “Superman writes about lead pipes in metropolis” post, but has anyone considered Superman writing about endangered animals and conservation because he understands what it means to be one of the last of your species?

[hannrum]

Had to do something for Mermay before it ends

[merletka]

Does anyone remember my Jason adopts an ugly cat au??? I came back with part 2 all of a sudden hah

Part 1 here

[ceruleankitkats]

i haven't drawn superman in A WEEK.

needed to get him. out of my head. or else I'll get sick(er)

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[gravygranola]

a bouquet of krypton roses for his kryptonian.

the krypton rose is a reference to For The Man Who Has Everything (1985). it's a cute gift and I'm sure nothing bad happens to it :)

[fr-wiwiw]

Poor Bruce— but honestly he likes being able to carry Clark

the puppy takes advantage of this by literally jumping onto him of course

[qtepasacalabaza]

he is here!!! :3

[gravygranola]

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