II it is night? II

I reblog jokes from people funnier than me [any pronoun] Manufactured in 2002

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[lunyselene]

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

[mephistopheles]

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

[mephistopheles]

500 MILES?!?!?!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[stringsofconcrete]

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

[illegal-nipple]

[tiktoks-repost]

[the-love-i-crave]

[Transcript: Look, Penelope. Look. There is nobody out here. Nobody. Do you see that? Do you see that? Look- Look over here. There’s nobody. Look over here. There’s nobody! There is nobody out here. End transcript.]

[toastyglow-rb]

me reading the end of the odyssey

[teaboot]

(Penelope is a small black chihuahua, roughly the size of three bagels, and is being held out at arm's length.)

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[jeekoftheweek]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[orcboxer]

[animentality]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

A grill worth fighting for

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[vivalasgomez]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

Me protecting my family from john green