Procrastinate

Yes

[thebootydiaries]

[nerunerd7]

Is no one gonna talk about the pregnant Phineas in her profile picture?

[thebootydiaries]

and what about it

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[dsmsix]

[bloodraven55]

[bloodraven55]

i genuinely feel like i'm in a time loop 😭

[weiss-royal-schnee]

Better bring back this old meme

[locuas642]

LOVE WINS! A movie about a woman who is willing to murder literally 99 puppies will have a Gay Character!

[thewereshark-deactivated2025062]

One of the puppies is The Gay

[everythingfox]

Beware of dog

(via)

[verseno]

ok

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[ampervadasz]

[bortoukali]

[henstomper]

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

[excaliraptor-deactivated2024012]

animorphs

[glewmie]

‘

[unclefather]

[slipknot-thot-69-deactivated201]

[niambi]

“ Warning: I do this ”

[4fistsphil]

[titlecard]

[mostlycatsmostly]

[scrumptiousbasementobject]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[theocseason4]

I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong