Kon-El

tag me if Tim stops sleeping

[superboy-number-1]

To: any Lex Luthor of this platform

From: your Son-not-so-that-you-neglected

Topic: You

Dear Lex,

I would like you to know that even after all your almost-world-conquering shenanigans, you're just a bald asshole who has both daddy, mommy and child issues and a few more bucks than the average income of the population of this entire planet.

Take away those dollar bills and you'll be no better than Baldi Basics.

Everytime I look at you, the following emojis come to mind: 🚽, 💩, 🕳.

You don't even pay child support.

We get it, you hate Superman, but please stop trying to air your bald ass on TV just to raise awareness about your rivalry with him.

That is all, but I will reblog if anymore complaints I have about you comes to mind.

SUPERBOY MUN

I have never made an intro and it took me SO DAMN LONG to figure out how to phrase this.

Superboy ain't like them multi verse people, he's just loving his Timmy man.

[stantanly]

i tried

[timbits-drake]

totally not what i think about whenever i see you… @superboy-with-the-good-hair @fashionable-super @superboy-number-1

[superboy-number-1]

AWEEEE

[lexcorp-luthor]

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[vivconstantino]

with THAT bald head? im definitely not recruiting you

[superboy-number-1]

Oh gods.

[vivconstantino]

what? it's true

it's reflecting the fucking sun

[superboy-number-1]

No

I agree with you

Just

Lex...

[lexcorp-luthor]

I really don't see the issue here.

[superboy-number-1]

Unfortunately, I still see you require glasses.

[lexcorp-luthor]

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[vivconstantino]

with THAT bald head? im definitely not recruiting you

[superboy-number-1]

Oh gods.

[vivconstantino]

what? it's true

it's reflecting the fucking sun

[superboy-number-1]

No

I agree with you

Just

Lex...

[lexcorp-luthor]

In order to promote diversity in the workspace and show our company as a safe space for anyone and everyone, I, Lex Luthor, have officially decided to do a photoshoot centered around my own identity, as proof that who you are does not affect your quality of work.

[vivconstantino]

with THAT bald head? im definitely not recruiting you

[superboy-number-1]

Oh gods.

[last-sun-chaser]

Kara!

@superboy-number-1

KON! HI!

I finally listened and got on the internet! There's so many heroes on here, and for fun too! It's amazing!

Do you know if Kal is on here as well? I think I can "search" for him but I haven't figured that out yet... But I will!

Anyway- How're you?!

[superboy-number-1]

Decent! What about you?

[last-sun-chaser]

I'm feeling great, thanks! Although I did get a biiit too excited when my Tumblr was creating that I flew to the sun and back and now I'm bursting with energy and feel like I could shatter a mountain with my pinky!

[superboy-number-1]

... Whoops.

Uh, take care of yaself, ey?

[last-sun-chaser]

Kara!

@superboy-number-1

KON! HI!

I finally listened and got on the internet! There's so many heroes on here, and for fun too! It's amazing!

Do you know if Kal is on here as well? I think I can "search" for him but I haven't figured that out yet... But I will!

Anyway- How're you?!

[superboy-number-1]

Decent! What about you?

[themoonwitch-mustspeak-deactiva]

(Hai, sending this to u bc you're one of the first 10 :3)

hi! when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)!

My smile

My laugh

My creativity

My interests

My friends

@insufferablewhore @thegremlininyourcloset @grayson-on-the-chandelier @dogskahara @magicalgear @the-real-chuuya @the-official-goose-god @thatonesillymomfriend @fictfrenzy @arandomao3user

[grayson-on-the-chandelier]

Aight

I'm just gonna reblog cause I'm lazy

About myself???

It's just me

Myself

And i

Stuck in my bedroom

Living in this world where school exists

@cookiesnotd3ad @jasonwayne-todd @spencer-todd @imbatman-imtired @arrowsnsarcasm @timbits-drake

[timbits-drake]

i can function on like 2 hours of sleep and a double shot of espresso. some call it a problem, i call it that's that me espresso

i'm loyal like hell, even when i shouldn’t be. especially when I shouldn’t be.. (this is where someone tells me to work on my boundaries— i’m ignoring them.)

i have the ability to look semi-put-together while being completely unhinged

i care... probably a little too much but hey— if that’s my fatal flaw then so be it!

i'm still here— that counts, right? no pressure tags : @fashionable-super @bartallentheimpluse @thecassie-sandsmark @queenofarchery @elena-the-seer @ccassandra-cain @brucewayne-offic @dead-ma-outlaw

[superboy-number-1]

🥹🥹🥹

Anyways

My family, including but not limited to my brother, mom, dad and Tim. Yes. He's the same level as my fam.

My hair gel.

Jacket.

Absolute peak fashion. (Idc if it's the 90s. Judge those skibidi kids, not me.)

My friends!!!

Aight now.

@the-littlest-wayne @totallythefastestmanalive @wally-is-fast @dickgraysonfr @yjdg-hasatumbler @super-clark @jon-superboy-kent

[valrixian]

Backgrounds <

Anyways I haven’t posted timkon in a while, gotta fix that😼

[timbits-drake]

aren’t we cute? @fashionable-super @superboy-number-1 @superboy-with-the-good-hair

[superboy-number-1]

ooooh!!!

I remember that time!!

[average-emo-enigma-deactivated2]

Mutual sleepover time!! I’m bringing lemonade 🍋🍋🍋. Everyone yap about all your hyperfixations!!

@magical-sweet-kitty @i-apologize-in-advance @raythepsychic @rayne3636 @evilrobertsmith @dem0lition-lov3r @failed-verification @geewaysgreendayhoodie @gerardksser @handsonpictureframes @chrissyhoffmannwtf @notyourmarshall @noelgruberfr @new-zee-land @mikey-way-stole-my-kidney

[mikey-way-stole-my-kidney]

I'll bring DVDs because I love DVDs and matching socks for everyone!!🦇( I hope it is acceptable that I added images)

Tags: @princejustwinced @dilemma-danger @partypoisonenthusiast @glxybld-mustdie +anyone else:)

[dilemmadanger]

YIPPEEE !!!!!! ILL BRING MATCHING BRACELETS :3333

all my mutuals can join muahahah >:3333

[touch3d-by-ang3ls]

IM BRINGING THE CDS + RADIO !!!! >:3

@ghostface-com @autopsyangel666 @iiiidiotnathanieliii @swanerotica +ALL MY MOOTS 😼

[iiiidiotnathanieliii]

YAYAYAY I'M BRINGING SNACKS AND COOKIESSS 🍪🍪 :DD

@hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @nevermoorfan6789 @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @bunnyinakangolhat @thestupidestseagull @nico-967 @cococomiskry32 @zeroxthedumbassgaybastard @pirulated @ziggy-stardust-is-in-love @starwolf53 + ALL MY MOOTSSS

[reggiehyperfixates]

YIPEE!! ^^ I'M BRINGING STUFFIES AND PHONE CHARGERS FOR EVERYONE

AS OF YET UNTAGGED MOOTS: @voids-radio-controled-marionette @n0b0dyukn0w @someone-kill-the-ej @small-bug-in-the-woods @ghostlynotion @shark-tranny @pissworm39 @chainsawdickfight @duke-is-the-shit @rayvedd @l1lmab3ans @toofypigeon @four-leafed-queer-gal @wheredidmariago @d4ddy-duck

[rayvedd]

uhhh i can bring lotion. to goon or whatever. /silly i swer

@thecagedtheelephant @silkiisso @watchers-tea @naecobain @butanekisses @punk-o-ween @maccateto @moonymercutio @styrofoamhart @hangemhighnat @hienous-desires @smxlbuddy @secretdeedee @kane404 @rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it

[watchers-tea]

yippee thanks for the tag! i’ll bring comics to read and nail polish so we can have a little nail painting sesh 💅🏻💅🏻

inviting to the sleepover: @gasgiant2, @mossy-stormcloud, @stuck-in-the-toaster, @ketchup-is-green, @paisley-constellations, @vvanillavveins, @fishermansfriendsworld, @gl00mtownbrats

[fishermansfriendsworld]

YAYY TY FOR THE TAG I CAN BRING HAIRTIES AND GUMMIES/CANDY AND CONTAINERS AND BOWLS (to keep shit in) AND (some??? but more if i manage to steal from my sister lol) MAKEUP SUPPLIES TO MESS AROUND WITH!!! AND MY COMPUTER!!!

@digiblueslush @m1lkywaymikey @pinkponyboyxo @er0gutz @virginia-madison @hoybero @thebigmandownstairs @tisamustdie @wormzyzz @spironight @sisigull @xxfangirl365xx + anybody else!! ( no pressure <3)

[spironight]

Thanks for the tag :D

I’m gonna be the annoying person who brings their ukulele (i can’t bring a whole piano unfortunately(if anyone’s got a forklift hit me up we’ll make it work)) and we can have a whimsical sing song (im insufferable please hate me)

@ambiently-80s-gay @scarecrowwannabe (you guys stole my moots) anyone else feel free to join our sleepover

[scarecrowwannabe]

thanks for the tag and also thanks @br1ng-out-th3-old-gu1llot1ne and @ketchup-is-green for tagging me as well!

I’m gonna bring tie blankets to make a big nest we can sleeb in. Hope this helps

@iwontberemembered @moonwolf73 @mothybxtch @dangernoodlefrogdad @shoshialyakward @hyssteria @crash-bang-wallop @stuck-in-the-toaster

[shoshialyakward]

I'm gonna bring a bunch of monster so we stay up all night doing stupid stuff and my console so we can play videogames XD

@partypoisonenthusiast

@bye-bye-sanity

@fist-full-of-feathers

@undead-vamp

@glommyscenekid

[bye-bye-sanity]

i'll bring all my clothes and accessories so we can style swap!

@cqrrotdudes @freezetheblueberries @shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar @x4n-d3r @fintan-pyren @eilissxx @thefabulousflytrapman @illumonated @lorax-devito @3ayn @tierganoutsold @somewiseoutthere @bonskidin64 @2828hi @withlove-mike @notquitecharl1e @crowwolf8 @blueandyellow7 @areallivegirl7 @stacycat12 @veal7creative @t0astyb3ar

[2828hi]

i'm gonna bring beads so we can make matching bracelets <3

@thedamnephilimfangirl @loverrory @projectdivva @ann-lol @cassieisinthebasementt @what-would-sappho-do @the-writing-fish

[ann-lol]

I’ll bring matching temporary tattoos and cute stickers :>

@er-idkhehe @aestknowsbest @floofeeeeee @bookwormgirl123 @telugu-girl-13 @lotusishere @lmeiday @moonlarkandpinetree @sleepdeprivedkotlcfan @alaydabug2 @icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember @thatonegirlineveryfandom @joellalovestoread @shiloh-the-shidiot

[sleepdeprivedkotlcfan]

OMG THX FR TAGGING ME👏😌👏😌

I'm bringing everyone's FAVORITE snacks, and art supplies so we can all draw/paint each other 👹👹

@teacup-teeth @my-cat-chicken-strip @ham-cheese-toastie @jokerandthethief @thatoneartist-inthecorner @ladyloss-blog @caffeinated-object @b-poe @clarityroses2 @sal3m-trials @xx-s0lar-rain3-xx @xxvioriththefoxxx @fruit-bats-with-guava @lunawolf012306 @thatstevenuniversegay @bookishsassqueen @water-color-yon @dearalexaaa @yawnwhatyadoing

(Yall don't have to do it, just wanted to share this to ALL MY MOOTS 👹👹 cuzzz why nit[:)

[jokerandthethief-deactivated202]

umm i am absolutely coming

im bringing my book series so i can introduce y'all to my hyperfixations

and... some pistols for russian roulette

@koko-blueturtle, @kadahoythere, @spicypurplemouse, @ganeshpnf, @gimme-da-sword, @aropotato, @dreaming-of-black-clouds, @kaybedumb, @sunflowerscloudydays, @humble-introvert0808 and my other moots sorry theres a lot of you and i ove u too (:

[koko-blueturtle]

YEASS I’m bringing hair ties so we can braid hair!! (And sleeping bags because nobody is bringing that and you kind of need that)

@mysterious-autistic-norse-angel @spicypurplemouse @apjofan @b0ydeleted @humble-introvert0808 @unstable-cucumber and whoever I missed idk

[unstable-cucumber]

*gasp* HAIR TIES?? YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THOSE?? MINE WENT MISSING!!

anyways

I’m bringing some ski masks let’s stay up til midnight and rob a bank :D

@goldennebu3lla @my-mom-named-me-duck @thatonesillymomfriend @locothewolf (someone needs to supervise you) @ning-ningx300 @the-toaster-rat

[thatonesillyfriend]

Nahhh, mb bro, that was me :')

AND YES. I'll bring gloves so we don't get finger prints >:3

I'M BRINGING COOKIES

@breadjazz, @breadwheathead, @cutesylove, @whereisyourb0ytonight, @dabestmoonever, @themoonwitch-mustspeak

:3

[themoonwitch-mustspeak-deactiva]

IMMA BRING MY LAPTOP BCS I GOT LITERALLY EVERYTHING I LOVE THERE

I MUST INTRODUCE BSD GACHA REACTS TO ALL💪😈

@thegremlininyourcloset @insufferablewhore @grayson-on-the-chandelier @asher312 @cheez-the-clown @dogskahara

[grayson-on-the-chandelier]

Uh

Bringing my cooking skills.

And ingredients. Whatchu want for supper, kids?

@cookiesnotd3ad @danny-nightingale @jasonwayne-todd @spencer-todd @theredhoodofgotham @ilikesnowkitties @imbatman-imtired

[ilikesnowkitties-deactivated202]

I'm making my Blueberry jam sandwich with chopped banana. Trust me I can chop even though I'm scared of knifes 😭

And I'll be food designer. :P

@e0bard-birds-of-a-feather where are you? :P

[e0bard-birds-of-a-feather]

Food designer-

Uh, probably gonna bring my cards and pendulums for deity reading.

... :)

@arrowsnsarcasm @deathstroke-the-mercenary

[deactivated283739]

I'll bring the throwing knives and targets!

@ars0nistic-tendencies @first-boy-wonder +open tags

[first-boy-wonder]

I don't think I wanna go to this sleepover anymore D:

I'm bringing a nintendo switch to play mario kart!!!

@drake-wayne-enterprise @cookiesnotd3ad @timbits-drake @theblessed-bloodson @theredhoodofgotham @brucewayne-offic @newclowningothamtown

[timbits-drake]

i'll uhhh bring trays of s'more cookies so everyone can have something to snack on while either playing mario kart or watching a movie :3 !!! no pressure tags : @fashionable-super @bartallentheimpluse @thecassie-sandsmark @queenofarchery @elena-the-seer @brucewayne-offic @arrowsnsarcasm @teatimealfie @ccassandra-cain @superboy-number-1 @dead-ma-outlaw @theblessed-bloodson @wally-is-fast

[superboy-number-1]

I'll bring sunglasses. Ya never know...

@theblessed-bloodson @the-littlest-wayne @super-clark @jon-superboy-kent

[superboy-number-1]

https://www.tumblr.com/timbits-drake/781438338452324352/bipbidi-bopoti-bo-your-a-cat Tim is a Cat now

AWEEE

@timbits-drake

[timbits-drake]

mrrow :3! [hi kon :)!]

[superboy-number-1]

SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

[timbits-drake]

meow? [are you okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Now that you're here, yeah.

[timbits-drake]

miao! :3 [that’s good :)]

mew? [is everything okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Not a fuck-up. How about you, kitty?

[timbits-drake]

meeewr [hehe]

mrrrrrrrrrrrawr.. [well i’m a cat now sooo.. i can’t say much]

[superboy-number-1]

Aight, okay. Anything you want?

[timbits-drake]

mow.. [hm..]

miao? [just you?]

[superboy-number-1]

Hah! Good one.

I'm ordering Batburgers.

[timbits-drake]

mrrrp! [fine!]

[superboy-number-1]

Poutin' are we?

I'll get you your favorite, I promise.

[timbits-drake]

…

wrrrrmmaao.. [okay thank you kon..]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, uh...

Done. We're just going to wait now.

[timbits-drake]

miao! mrrrow! [okay! thank you!]

[superboy-number-1]

Don't thank me.

[timbits-drake]

meow? [why not?]

[superboy-number-1]

Cause my dad's paying.

*takes out a stolen credit card*

[timbits-drake]

miao! [dang!]

.. mrrrow? [won’t clark freak out?]

[superboy-number-1]

Doubt. It's his... Uh... It's the one Bruce gave him? I think?

[timbits-drake]

meeeoww.. :3 [i see.. :)]

mrrrp! [that’s fine then!]

[superboy-number-1]

You just want to spend Bruce's money, no?

[timbits-drake]

.. miao! [yes!]

[superboy-number-1]

... Aight. Fair enough.

[timbits-drake]

-staring into kon’s eyes-

[superboy-number-1]

I know that face.

... Actually, no I don't.

[timbits-drake]

miao? [you don’t?]

[superboy-number-1]

... *sigh* what stupid idea do you have now?

[timbits-drake]

mrrow? [what do you mean stupid idea?]

reeeeow!! [i don’t have any stupid ideas!!]

[superboy-number-1]

.... You sure?

[timbits-drake]

meow? [what stupid ideas have i done then?]

[superboy-number-1]

"Tried to down extreme caffeine."

[timbits-drake]

rrreow! [that happened one time!]

[superboy-number-1]

Lies.

[timbits-drake]

MOW! [IT’S NOT!]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, okay. Fine.

[timbits-drake]

meow :3 [thank you :)]

[superboy-number-1]

AWEEEEE

[timbits-drake]

meeewr [heheheh]

[superboy-number-1]

:3

[superboy-number-1]

https://www.tumblr.com/timbits-drake/781438338452324352/bipbidi-bopoti-bo-your-a-cat Tim is a Cat now

AWEEE

@timbits-drake

[timbits-drake]

mrrow :3! [hi kon :)!]

[superboy-number-1]

SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

[timbits-drake]

meow? [are you okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Now that you're here, yeah.

[timbits-drake]

miao! :3 [that’s good :)]

mew? [is everything okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Not a fuck-up. How about you, kitty?

[timbits-drake]

meeewr [hehe]

mrrrrrrrrrrrawr.. [well i’m a cat now sooo.. i can’t say much]

[superboy-number-1]

Aight, okay. Anything you want?

[timbits-drake]

mow.. [hm..]

miao? [just you?]

[superboy-number-1]

Hah! Good one.

I'm ordering Batburgers.

[timbits-drake]

mrrrp! [fine!]

[superboy-number-1]

Poutin' are we?

I'll get you your favorite, I promise.

[timbits-drake]

…

wrrrrmmaao.. [okay thank you kon..]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, uh...

Done. We're just going to wait now.

[timbits-drake]

miao! mrrrow! [okay! thank you!]

[superboy-number-1]

Don't thank me.

[timbits-drake]

meow? [why not?]

[superboy-number-1]

Cause my dad's paying.

*takes out a stolen credit card*

[timbits-drake]

miao! [dang!]

.. mrrrow? [won’t clark freak out?]

[superboy-number-1]

Doubt. It's his... Uh... It's the one Bruce gave him? I think?

[timbits-drake]

meeeoww.. :3 [i see.. :)]

mrrrp! [that’s fine then!]

[superboy-number-1]

You just want to spend Bruce's money, no?

[timbits-drake]

.. miao! [yes!]

[superboy-number-1]

... Aight. Fair enough.

[timbits-drake]

-staring into kon’s eyes-

[superboy-number-1]

I know that face.

... Actually, no I don't.

[timbits-drake]

miao? [you don’t?]

[superboy-number-1]

... *sigh* what stupid idea do you have now?

[timbits-drake]

mrrow? [what do you mean stupid idea?]

reeeeow!! [i don’t have any stupid ideas!!]

[superboy-number-1]

.... You sure?

[timbits-drake]

meow? [what stupid ideas have i done then?]

[superboy-number-1]

"Tried to down extreme caffeine."

[timbits-drake]

rrreow! [that happened one time!]

[superboy-number-1]

Lies.

[timbits-drake]

MOW! [IT’S NOT!]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, okay. Fine.

[timbits-drake]

meow :3 [thank you :)]

[superboy-number-1]

AWEEEEE

[superboy-number-1]

https://www.tumblr.com/timbits-drake/781438338452324352/bipbidi-bopoti-bo-your-a-cat Tim is a Cat now

AWEEE

@timbits-drake

[timbits-drake]

mrrow :3! [hi kon :)!]

[superboy-number-1]

SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

[timbits-drake]

meow? [are you okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Now that you're here, yeah.

[timbits-drake]

miao! :3 [that’s good :)]

mew? [is everything okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Not a fuck-up. How about you, kitty?

[timbits-drake]

meeewr [hehe]

mrrrrrrrrrrrawr.. [well i’m a cat now sooo.. i can’t say much]

[superboy-number-1]

Aight, okay. Anything you want?

[timbits-drake]

mow.. [hm..]

miao? [just you?]

[superboy-number-1]

Hah! Good one.

I'm ordering Batburgers.

[timbits-drake]

mrrrp! [fine!]

[superboy-number-1]

Poutin' are we?

I'll get you your favorite, I promise.

[timbits-drake]

…

wrrrrmmaao.. [okay thank you kon..]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, uh...

Done. We're just going to wait now.

[timbits-drake]

miao! mrrrow! [okay! thank you!]

[superboy-number-1]

Don't thank me.

[timbits-drake]

meow? [why not?]

[superboy-number-1]

Cause my dad's paying.

*takes out a stolen credit card*

[timbits-drake]

miao! [dang!]

.. mrrrow? [won’t clark freak out?]

[superboy-number-1]

Doubt. It's his... Uh... It's the one Bruce gave him? I think?

[timbits-drake]

meeeoww.. :3 [i see.. :)]

mrrrp! [that’s fine then!]

[superboy-number-1]

You just want to spend Bruce's money, no?

[timbits-drake]

.. miao! [yes!]

[superboy-number-1]

... Aight. Fair enough.

[timbits-drake]

-staring into kon’s eyes-

[superboy-number-1]

I know that face.

... Actually, no I don't.

[timbits-drake]

miao? [you don’t?]

[superboy-number-1]

... *sigh* what stupid idea do you have now?

[timbits-drake]

mrrow? [what do you mean stupid idea?]

reeeeow!! [i don’t have any stupid ideas!!]

[superboy-number-1]

.... You sure?

[timbits-drake]

meow? [what stupid ideas have i done then?]

[superboy-number-1]

"Tried to down extreme caffeine."

[timbits-drake]

rrreow! [that happened one time!]

[superboy-number-1]

Lies.

[timbits-drake]

MOW! [IT’S NOT!]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, okay. Fine.

[superboy-number-1]

https://www.tumblr.com/timbits-drake/781438338452324352/bipbidi-bopoti-bo-your-a-cat Tim is a Cat now

AWEEE

@timbits-drake

[timbits-drake]

mrrow :3! [hi kon :)!]

[superboy-number-1]

SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

[timbits-drake]

meow? [are you okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Now that you're here, yeah.

[timbits-drake]

miao! :3 [that’s good :)]

mew? [is everything okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Not a fuck-up. How about you, kitty?

[timbits-drake]

meeewr [hehe]

mrrrrrrrrrrrawr.. [well i’m a cat now sooo.. i can’t say much]

[superboy-number-1]

Aight, okay. Anything you want?

[timbits-drake]

mow.. [hm..]

miao? [just you?]

[superboy-number-1]

Hah! Good one.

I'm ordering Batburgers.

[timbits-drake]

mrrrp! [fine!]

[superboy-number-1]

Poutin' are we?

I'll get you your favorite, I promise.

[timbits-drake]

…

wrrrrmmaao.. [okay thank you kon..]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, uh...

Done. We're just going to wait now.

[timbits-drake]

miao! mrrrow! [okay! thank you!]

[superboy-number-1]

Don't thank me.

[timbits-drake]

meow? [why not?]

[superboy-number-1]

Cause my dad's paying.

*takes out a stolen credit card*

[timbits-drake]

miao! [dang!]

.. mrrrow? [won’t clark freak out?]

[superboy-number-1]

Doubt. It's his... Uh... It's the one Bruce gave him? I think?

[timbits-drake]

meeeoww.. :3 [i see.. :)]

mrrrp! [that’s fine then!]

[superboy-number-1]

You just want to spend Bruce's money, no?

[timbits-drake]

.. miao! [yes!]

[superboy-number-1]

... Aight. Fair enough.

[timbits-drake]

-staring into kon’s eyes-

[superboy-number-1]

I know that face.

... Actually, no I don't.

[timbits-drake]

miao? [you don’t?]

[superboy-number-1]

... *sigh* what stupid idea do you have now?

[timbits-drake]

mrrow? [what do you mean stupid idea?]

reeeeow!! [i don’t have any stupid ideas!!]

[superboy-number-1]

.... You sure?

[timbits-drake]

meow? [what stupid ideas have i done then?]

[superboy-number-1]

"Tried to down extreme caffeine."

[timbits-drake]

rrreow! [that happened one time!]

[superboy-number-1]

Lies.

[superboy-number-1]

https://www.tumblr.com/timbits-drake/781438338452324352/bipbidi-bopoti-bo-your-a-cat Tim is a Cat now

AWEEE

@timbits-drake

[timbits-drake]

mrrow :3! [hi kon :)!]

[superboy-number-1]

SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

[timbits-drake]

meow? [are you okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Now that you're here, yeah.

[timbits-drake]

miao! :3 [that’s good :)]

mew? [is everything okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Not a fuck-up. How about you, kitty?

[timbits-drake]

meeewr [hehe]

mrrrrrrrrrrrawr.. [well i’m a cat now sooo.. i can’t say much]

[superboy-number-1]

Aight, okay. Anything you want?

[timbits-drake]

mow.. [hm..]

miao? [just you?]

[superboy-number-1]

Hah! Good one.

I'm ordering Batburgers.

[timbits-drake]

mrrrp! [fine!]

[superboy-number-1]

Poutin' are we?

I'll get you your favorite, I promise.

[timbits-drake]

…

wrrrrmmaao.. [okay thank you kon..]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, uh...

Done. We're just going to wait now.

[timbits-drake]

miao! mrrrow! [okay! thank you!]

[superboy-number-1]

Don't thank me.

[timbits-drake]

meow? [why not?]

[superboy-number-1]

Cause my dad's paying.

*takes out a stolen credit card*

[timbits-drake]

miao! [dang!]

.. mrrrow? [won’t clark freak out?]

[superboy-number-1]

Doubt. It's his... Uh... It's the one Bruce gave him? I think?

[timbits-drake]

meeeoww.. :3 [i see.. :)]

mrrrp! [that’s fine then!]

[superboy-number-1]

You just want to spend Bruce's money, no?

[timbits-drake]

.. miao! [yes!]

[superboy-number-1]

... Aight. Fair enough.

[timbits-drake]

-staring into kon’s eyes-

[superboy-number-1]

I know that face.

... Actually, no I don't.

[timbits-drake]

miao? [you don’t?]

[superboy-number-1]

... *sigh* what stupid idea do you have now?

[timbits-drake]

mrrow? [what do you mean stupid idea?]

reeeeow!! [i don’t have any stupid ideas!!]

[superboy-number-1]

.... You sure?

[timbits-drake]

meow? [what stupid ideas have i done then?]

[superboy-number-1]

"Tried to down extreme caffeine."

[superboy-number-1]

https://www.tumblr.com/timbits-drake/781438338452324352/bipbidi-bopoti-bo-your-a-cat Tim is a Cat now

AWEEE

@timbits-drake

[timbits-drake]

mrrow :3! [hi kon :)!]

[superboy-number-1]

SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

[timbits-drake]

meow? [are you okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Now that you're here, yeah.

[timbits-drake]

miao! :3 [that’s good :)]

mew? [is everything okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Not a fuck-up. How about you, kitty?

[timbits-drake]

meeewr [hehe]

mrrrrrrrrrrrawr.. [well i’m a cat now sooo.. i can’t say much]

[superboy-number-1]

Aight, okay. Anything you want?

[timbits-drake]

mow.. [hm..]

miao? [just you?]

[superboy-number-1]

Hah! Good one.

I'm ordering Batburgers.

[timbits-drake]

mrrrp! [fine!]

[superboy-number-1]

Poutin' are we?

I'll get you your favorite, I promise.

[timbits-drake]

…

wrrrrmmaao.. [okay thank you kon..]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, uh...

Done. We're just going to wait now.

[timbits-drake]

miao! mrrrow! [okay! thank you!]

[superboy-number-1]

Don't thank me.

[timbits-drake]

meow? [why not?]

[superboy-number-1]

Cause my dad's paying.

*takes out a stolen credit card*

[timbits-drake]

miao! [dang!]

.. mrrrow? [won’t clark freak out?]

[superboy-number-1]

Doubt. It's his... Uh... It's the one Bruce gave him? I think?

[timbits-drake]

meeeoww.. :3 [i see.. :)]

mrrrp! [that’s fine then!]

[superboy-number-1]

You just want to spend Bruce's money, no?

[timbits-drake]

.. miao! [yes!]

[superboy-number-1]

... Aight. Fair enough.

[timbits-drake]

-staring into kon’s eyes-

[superboy-number-1]

I know that face.

... Actually, no I don't.

[timbits-drake]

miao? [you don’t?]

[superboy-number-1]

... *sigh* what stupid idea do you have now?

[timbits-drake]

mrrow? [what do you mean stupid idea?]

reeeeow!! [i don’t have any stupid ideas!!]

[superboy-number-1]

.... You sure?

[superboy-number-1]

https://www.tumblr.com/timbits-drake/781438338452324352/bipbidi-bopoti-bo-your-a-cat Tim is a Cat now

AWEEE

@timbits-drake

[timbits-drake]

mrrow :3! [hi kon :)!]

[superboy-number-1]

SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

[timbits-drake]

meow? [are you okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Now that you're here, yeah.

[timbits-drake]

miao! :3 [that’s good :)]

mew? [is everything okay?]

[superboy-number-1]

Not a fuck-up. How about you, kitty?

[timbits-drake]

meeewr [hehe]

mrrrrrrrrrrrawr.. [well i’m a cat now sooo.. i can’t say much]

[superboy-number-1]

Aight, okay. Anything you want?

[timbits-drake]

mow.. [hm..]

miao? [just you?]

[superboy-number-1]

Hah! Good one.

I'm ordering Batburgers.

[timbits-drake]

mrrrp! [fine!]

[superboy-number-1]

Poutin' are we?

I'll get you your favorite, I promise.

[timbits-drake]

…

wrrrrmmaao.. [okay thank you kon..]

[superboy-number-1]

Okay, uh...

Done. We're just going to wait now.

[timbits-drake]

miao! mrrrow! [okay! thank you!]

[superboy-number-1]

Don't thank me.

[timbits-drake]

meow? [why not?]

[superboy-number-1]

Cause my dad's paying.

*takes out a stolen credit card*

[timbits-drake]

miao! [dang!]

.. mrrrow? [won’t clark freak out?]

[superboy-number-1]

Doubt. It's his... Uh... It's the one Bruce gave him? I think?

[timbits-drake]

meeeoww.. :3 [i see.. :)]

mrrrp! [that’s fine then!]

[superboy-number-1]

You just want to spend Bruce's money, no?

[timbits-drake]

.. miao! [yes!]

[superboy-number-1]

... Aight. Fair enough.

[timbits-drake]

-staring into kon’s eyes-

[superboy-number-1]

I know that face.

... Actually, no I don't.

[timbits-drake]

miao? [you don’t?]

[superboy-number-1]

... *sigh* what stupid idea do you have now?