Healer Trash™

26, bi, possibly salvageable

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[achillesinhighheels]

Come with me we’re going laughing

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[sour-echinacea]

where do people get energy from

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

[merlinoutofcontext]

[thealogie]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[100line]

Peace and love on the planet earth

[somestrangeangels]

This is the best subreddit actually

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[gemsandjunk]

The Onion continues to never miss

[savagetunnelsword]

This isn't satire

[trans-girl-bagel]

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[trans-girl-bagel]

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

[trans-girl-bagel]

WHAT

[xenosagaepisodeone]

The person most responsible for a safe flight

The pilot: ❌️

Air traffic control: ❌️

The insanely anxious passenger seated perfectly still with her eyes closed who believes she has a horse girl-like spiritual connection to the plane and is whispering soothing things to it in her mind during turbulence: ✅️

[ocdheritageposts]

OCD Heritage Post

[cryptiddies]

Jake Paul got his jaw broken, happy holidays everyone 😌🩵

[cryptiddies]

Andrew Tate got his shit rocked, too!!! 🎉🥳🎊

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[realitymage]

Also!!

Let's not bury the lede.

Jake Paul had his jaw broken in two places. And based on the breakage, he is likely looking at a half-million dollar reconstruction.

[wanderingswampbeast]

Nah let’s not bury the fact that Anthony Joshua is the boxer who did it, he’s hot and said this:

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bogleech]

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

[unclerippuascension]

let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet

[technoarcanist]

Every time the Japanese treat Christian folklore with the same playfulness that westerners treat Nordic and Greek folklore, a hilariously appropriated angel gets its anime wings

[modernmodron]

seasons greasons to everyone

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[eatsoylentgreen]