[weloveshortvideos]

[hotblugger]

me trying to get my life together

[gold-kushkloudz]

[superchefmackonnen]

cheat on her

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[superchefmackonnen]

they jocked swag

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[entierradefrikis]

[thisiselliz]

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[thisiselliz]

[joe-ayyyyyy]

Best

Gif

Ever

[ruinedchildhood]

[4ever-horngry]

I will never not reblog this.

[empresspinto]

I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

when you make her nut multiple times

[erinplease]

This made me laugh 😐

[king-emare]

when she act up like she forgot and u gotta remind her

[alwaysbewoke]

when she wants more of that dick but you decide to make her beg for it cause she was acting up before…

[clarknokent]

Me af

[why-should-i-give-a-fuck]

Stop exposing us 😭😭😭😭

[perfectlyimp3rf3ct]

😋😜

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Disrespectful

[justsabura-deactivated20230128]

When y'all in public and she talkin shit so you do that thing that drives her crazy…

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Woooowwwww

[sera-phine]

Y'all childish

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

When y'all get home and she thought you was playing about giving her the business, but u remember she a squirter

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

LOOOOOOOL

[therosethtsmokesclouds-deactiva]

When she’s cranky af and gives everyone an attitude, so you have to give her your dragon tail to regulate her happiness again.

[callmedeku24]

LMFAOOOOOO

[monetmia]

I hate this whole post. I can’t stand y'all 😂😭😭😭

[jetaimeray]

😩😩😂😂😂

[shaethebanana]

Lmao

[beefcaaake]

Somebody get these niggas 😂

[shmoplivintae]

where is the lie? 😂😂

[kissmeimrandom]

That Dragon Tail killed me 😂😂

[peachemojimami]

😭😭😭

[falconpunchyourmom]

[sizvideos]

[zellah7]

OMFG

[chaconbetch]

Damn 😭😭

[superchefmackonnen]

My Tumblr is full of 50 shades of Ebony

[superchefmackonnen]

who won best booty on tumblr??

[superchefmackonnen]

Been mad long since I been on tumblr

Who all has been doing it since I left? Does that girl uhhh something princess still have a nice look butt?

[micdotcom]

Watch: Brian Yu’s heartbreaking poem will strike anyone with students loans to the core.

[sad--gal]

[codeine-cup]

@fohcunt 😚❤️

[thetattedstoner]

What if you got paid everytime a white porn blog followed you

[jessenumba8]