Hey all I kinda wanted to try out a new bio for people to ignore 😅
Im the 7 time pink taco eating champion! I like short walks to the buffet line and my favorite color is green. Big spoon expert but working on my small spoon game. I'm hung like a field mouse but I can lick the crumbs outta the bottom of a Pringles can. Don't ask me to crush you if you're afraid of death, I can't be responsible.
Many many moons ago I was big and athletic. Ex-homecoming king and football badass 😎😄. Now I'm just really big. I'm extremely hedonistic. Not so much a feedee. Food just doesn't connect with me sexually sadly. But I love to live a life of excess and pleasure.
I'm a huge fan of gaming. I love games like magic the gathering, Warhammer, D&D. Even generic stuff like spades. I spend a vast majority of my day playing games online like league of legends and hunt showdown. I've got a pretty large steam collection so I may have what you play. I'm always on the lookout for some gaming friends.
I'm on disability so technically the US government thinks I'm so good at gaming and snacking they pay me to do it.
I do have an only fans. Link below. The only fans is basically snack money. The government might pay me to be a potato but the pay isn't great 😉. Also I stream on twitch from time to time. I love games but hate shirts. So you'll probably catch me gaming shirtless.
I try to get along with everyone, and I'd say I'm pretty easy going. But I find it hard to chat with right wingers. We just don't see eye to eye on alot of things. So if you like Trump, think covid is a hoax, are a racist, homophobe, sexist, or don't think people should be able to make decisions about their own body, or just all around a shit person. We're probably best to not chat, trust me 😁
I'm in an open relationship and a massive flirty slut. Sorry if I'm too much!
only fans - https://onlyfans.com/starfield
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