Rye

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i have decided to make this account specifically for all my au and head cannons and drabbles. thats it. follow my main account on tumblr @averagesawfan 😽

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Tony Stark teases everyone because hes a whore, Steve Rogers flirts with everyone because hes a romantic - they are the same

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stony hate sex

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Peter Stark x Johnny Storm au

Peter, who is always seen partying in tabloids (just like his father), is unfortunately Johnny storm's celebrity crush. Johnny IS aware how embarrassing it is, and after the rest of the F4 caught on end up laughing in his face (Ben), telling him how bad boys are not all theyre cracked up to be (Sue), or scold him (Reed) - but personally, Johnny sees nothing wrong with its nothing but a baseless crush he'll never actually meet the guy...

When Tony adopted Peter back in high school he had severely underestimated just how famous Tony Stark really was. It was bad enough having to be homeschooled after people kept showing up at Midtown, It was bad enough having to have security to walk outside (even if they are nice), It was bad enough having to live with the avengers BUT making him out to be a villian?!? The Times is calling him worse names than they did Scorpion?!?! Tony tell him not to worry "Pete you drink Shirley Temples and dream of unicorns if I believed everything the news says I would be dead". Harry is used to it, MJ finds it hilarious, Ned seems to be his only friend that is actually sorry about dragging him to all those parties. So when his own father (and technically the reason for his suffering) drags him to ANOTHER party he is debating patricide.

When the rest of the 4 drags Johnny to a Party? Banquet? he honestly doesn't know what it is or even what its for the second that he sees Peter fucking Stark there in his tie that is just a little too long, and his suit is that nice plush black velvet that probably cost a house, and his face - hes got huge brown eyes, and freckles, and a little mole on his smile line, and one of his eyebrows has a little wispy upturn to it, and even though his hair is gelled back you can still see the ends of his curls trying to escape, and... fuck. this isnt a celebrity crush, this is a REAL down bad Mrs. Peter Stark kind of crush isnt it.

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Tony stark makes a Bi- coloured suit for spiderman, except Peters in denial.

Peter: Mr.Stark, im, im not... gay

Tony: ok? but, your old man is. Cmon don't you wanna show some spirit? some pride? Tis' the season or something.

With enough goading Spider-man does wear the suit out and if Villians stop punching as hard and the Daily Bugle has to put out an official statement that they ARE allies with a generous donation (and JJJ saying he has a daughter and daughter-in-law) is that really so bad? And Peters blush that seems to never go away has nothing to do with Johnny Storms incessant flirting. nothing.

(btw tony also wears a bi suit [its ugly, tacky, and gaudy] but everyone thinks its in solidarity with spiderman so if a couple photos of bruce and tony from back in the day do leak from an anonymous source what can anyone say)

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so is it too soon to start shipping Spiderman and Black Panther Jr or...

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Intern Peter x Johnny Storm au

Peter Parker is famously Tony Starks personal intern, like you cannot see a photo of Stark without Peter. So of course when Reed Wilson needs help with his next scientific endeavor, he decides to call up Tony Stark. unfortunately Stark is not as well versed in the world of microbiology so he offers up his intern to see if Peter can be of any help.

Johnny is very used to being the subject of the paparazzi, being the youngest and brightest hero in the world and all, so he likes to pay attention what's in the tabloids. Seeing Stark in the news is not surprising seeing the young, cute, nerdy kid with him is. seeing that same kid at the Baxter building is fire-starting... litteraly.

Cue: Pathetic Johnny walking around with his shirt off to show off, Flirty Peter teasing and laughing at johnnys atics, Overprotective Stark, and ofc Happy Reed because Peter being his son-in-law means he gets to spend more time at the baxter building :)

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Older married couple x Babysitter

Older married couple with a kid or two who invite the babysitter for dinner and, oh with how late it is the babysitter should just stay the night. And of course the sitter cant sleep in those clothes so the couple offers theirs - watching the Sitter just get absolutely swallowed in the size of their clothes because of just how small the sitter is. After a long night the couple hears the baby crying and while debating on who should go help they hear the cries stop so of course the both of them get up to make sure everything is all right. Only to find the sitter asleep holding the baby in a rocking chair and its only natural that once they put the baby back to bed they bring their Babysitter back to theirs.

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hellboy abo au

hellboy is an alpha (or omega idc) which causes him to be alienate himself even more. It also adds a whole other reason he thinks him and Liz cant be together. (its also why he loves cats so much - theyre cuddly and pur like him)

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hellboy human-abo au

John is an omega and after he learns the tru nature of his job hes pissed bc he thinks he only got hired for his omega nature and he's even more pissed when the hell boy makes the whole "why did you get hired" speech. So he goes to prove himself - planning to bring Liz back to show hes more than an omega. Him taking Liz out for coffee was to understand how to understand HB better & was only scenting Liz and HB misinterpreted it. of course in the end Myers realizes that HB understands what its like to be smelled/ looked at and have people already make assumptions about you

*hellboy can smell scents bc he has heightened scenses but has no idea what they mean & Abe cant smell them at all

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One thing im kind of peeved about with a lot of omegaverse ff is when a same sex couple has children and those kids call the omega "mother" and the alpha "father" :|

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stonathan hate sex 😛😛😛

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the concept of phenomaman having erectile dysfunction because of earth's gravity and robert being the only one up for the challenge 😋😋😋

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songs that are throuple coded

1) Sk8tr boi - why are you and your girlfriend writing a song about a girl you didn't even date and even then the only reason you guys didn't date is because her friends were assholes, and the fact that she has a kid too #angstPotential!

2) Scotty doesn't know - at the end of the song where he's singing like "oh my God Scotty doesn't know, he's going to know and I have to be the one to tell him" scotty definitely fucking knows. hes a cuck and he likes it that way

3) Teenage Dirtbag - do you think a guy would let his girlfriend go to a concert with some random kid ?? nah. boyfriend likes iron maiden and his teenage dirtbag lovers

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watching vampires smp and only thing im really picking up on is Pearl x Cleo - Star-Crossed Lovers, Enemies to Lovers to Enemies, Hurt No Comfort, Human x Vampire Yuri

Vampire Cleo who hates humans for killing her family and continues their legacy by inviting humans to the town every 10 years to kill them. But she didnt expect Pearl. Pearl instantly connected with her, made fun of the hunters and they both understand how devastating it is to have your family die. Cleo knows she can never be with a Human, that Pearl would hate her for being a Vampire, and would kill her if Cleo turned her - but as for right now, she can dream.

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Gelphiyero/ Gliyeraba au if anyone still cares...

So its a tragic love triangle story where they all love each other BUT think the other two just love each other. Elphaba thinks this because Glinda & Fiyero made that clear when they first met, Fiyero thinks this because they ran away together at the Ozdust & Glinda thinks this because of the Lion Cub/Train Scene.

Speaking of! At the train Fiyero doesn't leave, rather him and Glinda run after Elphaba to give her their gifts (the book & the poppy) SO when Elphaba opens the book and sees "I hope you get what you desire" She cant help but think of what Glinda said moments before about wanting the one thing she cant have & Invites them both onto the train.

NOW ONTO WICKED FOR GOOD!!! Glinda & Fiyero are both unhappy and both think it's because the other isnt with Elphie and ofc Wedding day comes! but Fiyero walks in on Glinda & Elphaba (to call of the marriage) and says like "Im glad you two can be together I know how much you love each other" and both of them are like ? you two like each other ANYWAYS after a LOT of tears all three run away together for a week THEN come back to overthrow Oz 😛

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misunderstanding irondad au bc i love them

intern Peter Parker who is Tonys glorified assistant coming to the tower right after school, and Tony Stark prides himself on being an observant guy and hes not liking the picture this new intern is painting.

The kid is always wearing long sleeves and obsessively covers his wrists (to hide the webshooters), and as much as he tries to hide it Tony can always see a bruise or cut poking out his neckline (its hard to swing in the dark). He has never met the kid's parents (They're dead), it feel like peter tries to leaves as late as he can (May works the night shift and he doesn't like being alone), and he has these horrible eyebags that only get worse each day (Spiderman doesn't work during school hours). And Peter is always so jumpy, acting startled as if he heard a crash (he did) and staring wide eyed at doors as if he knows someone is going to come through the door (he does).

aka Tony knows exactly what it feels like to be alone and doesn't want to see his bright young intern throw his life away, meanwhile Peter is like "these are the best years of my life"