mouthwash

alison b howard—♡ when prima j sang rock star, i felt that in my 12 year old soul. h - sympathizedsurprise

[finehoney]

i just need like……………. a 3 hour long hug

[superficialmisfit]

there is nobody i am happier for than Britney Spears the woman is thriving posting videos of herself dancing and having a wonderful time and it’s truly what she deserves x

[butterflypeaflowertea]

hey reblog this post with your 2 am song…like that song you always end up listening to really late at night while you lie in your bed and stare at the ceiling and just exist

[superficialmisfit]

like britney spears once said.... it’s been a while

[hannahxkeanu]

AU: International pop sensation Hannah Montana and critically acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves are Hollywood’s hottest couple. The two have recently become engaged and on the night of Keanu’s first Oscar win, Hannah suffers a terrible accident whilst performing at her sold out show at Madison Square Garden. Hannah is rushed to hospital but there is nothing the doctors can do to save her life. Keanu is devastated and left with no option other than to terminate her life support.

Made by @/johnswicks on Twitter

[scarletwitch]

[superficialmisfit]

beep boop i love smellin like beef jerky

boop beef

[paulryanfatnutsjutsu-deactivate]

Hold me closer tiny bastard

[bob-belcher]

me:

[africant]

[usedtobc]

“why aren’t elephants different colours and why don’t dogs communicate with voices but most likely have their own words and accents in their mind which is truly frustrating cos what if they’re given loads of wisdom worth learning but we don’t speak bark” - liam james payne, 2018

[filthy-rat]

when you’re about to drop some cursed shit in the group chat at 4 am

[superficialmisfit]

@plsnolarries without a trace of cold in my mind I’m in love I’m a believer I couldn’t leave her if I tried (except for when it burns me)

[superficialmisfit]

hello im now a firm believer that hot water bottles are life changing as you were

[theocseason4]

No umbrellas we get cleansed by the rain like stevie nicks wanted

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[smothurs]