this is terrible

calum ⇢ peeledkiwis

[hillergoodspeed]

[svpportive]

apparently the moon is moving farther away from the earth and I just wanna say that im sorry if it’s something I’ve done

[rosegcldmints-blog]

i’m here for a good time, not a long time. hbu?

[newgirlgifs]

[eggsagain-blog]

ain’t it fun still rips. don’t @ me.

[dancefloors]

can everyone please go offline for a second i need a moment to myself 

[mjalti]

me: what if every single headache we have is just an advanced supernatural being trying to telepathically communicate with us but our minds can’t handle the frequency they’re on so they short circuit

me to me: will… will you just take the damn advil ..

[lizardofaus]

why does the plague always come for me 

[caroldanversenthusiast]

hOnestly robert pattinson is a great fit for bruce wayne who is basically just an emo vigilante

[pancakeke]

[lizardofaus]

happy 23rd birthday to this chaotic, yet absolute legend. thanks for hanging out on shiny floors with me bud x love you @faintyeehaw

[lizardofaus]

july is the worst month ever solely because there are too many birthdays i have to celebrate and my liver just cannot take it 

[lizardofaus]

work from home is what resuscitated me

[icedcvffeestan]

rare: ashton drinking hot coffee from a tiny ass mug

[blorbofied]

art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.

[lizardofaus]

i’ve slept a total of 6 hours in the last few days and i’m running off of coffee and pure spite at this point

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now