i survived superhell & all i got was this apple

Magolor/Mag(s) • he/they • transmasc 🏳️‍⚧️ • "roleplay" & alter/fictive blog [] main: @dynamiteghost • mod's other blogs: @star-tipped-spear • mod's friends' blogs: @cosmic-horror-jester @king-adhdedede @meta-autism (go send them some love!)

[superhell-survivor]

intro post ig

Hi, I’m Magolor, I uh, saw some other people making blogs on here so I decided to join in. I’m not really that special or anything, pretty typical if anything actually- though I thought it’d be fun & maybe I’d talk to more people so.

Also, just a heads up, Marx (who I’m roommates with) has access to this account as well, though he’ll either sign off or use a different color.

Me, Marx, & the Lor are all open for questions, & we’ll answer them when we can. :)

last updated: 8/12/25

[orcacatsal]

If I had my way I’d be kissing Taranza every minute of the day

[achillesinhighheels]

[superhell-survivor]

I’m engaged btw

[cosmic-horror-jester]

sometimes I wonder how people here can actually genuinely like me, because from what I've collected from my knowledge of all the anons and people talking through my blog you've seen everything I've done and will probably see everything I will do. See every moment where I try to take over something or where I pull a prank or something like that, and yet you all just don't care? I tried to take over an entire planet and you all just "aww silly man look he's a catboy in denial!". Its genuinely confusing and kind of concerning to me how people react to me.

how can all of you like someone who's caused so much trouble?

[superhell-survivor]

It’s cause we’re all equally as fucked up /silly/lh/hj

[superhell-survivor]

magolor have you ever considered going to Burger King and putting on one of those paper crowns. because. yknow. you lost the real one

Sometimes. Never went through with it though…

[serialadoptersbracket]

Round 3, Match 26: King Dedede and Meta Knight vs. Jawbone O’Shaughnessey

Submitted kids:

King Dedede and Meta Knight: At least 300 Waddle Dees, Bandana Waddle Dee, Kirby, Sailor Waddle Dee

Jawbone O’Shaughnessey: Tracker O'Shaughnessey, Adaine Abernant, Fig Faeth, Kristen Applebees

Who’s your favorite serial adopter?

King Dedede and Meta Knight

Jawbone O’Shaughnessey

Voting ended onApr 21, 2024

Propaganda under the cut!

King Dedede and Meta Knight:

1. “Okay so I know you said try to keep the parents separate but. They are kinda like a package deal. They are like a couple and they share custody over Bandee and Kirby. Dedede probably would've adopted Kirby if Meta Knight didn't get to him first, Meta Knight probably would've adopted Bandee if Dedede didn't get to him first. Also while it isn't canon there's been a point where it seemed like they are gay for each other so. yeah :)”

2, Meta Knight: “He's the most father ever nobody even knows. Literal embodiment of ‘outside; goth girl. Inside; father figure’”

3, Meta Knight: “He didn't choose the father life, it chose him”

Jawbone O’Shaughnessey:

“A lot of the main characters of this story have shit parents, and Jawbone, formerly a drug dealer and bouncer turned high school counselor happily opened his home to all of them.”

[dynamiteghost]

PLEASE VOTE FOR MY FAVORITE DAD DUO PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE SWORN PARTNERS CANONICALLY!!!!!!!! THEIR KIDS ARE SWORN SIBLINGS IN MY HEART!!!!!!!!! THEY KILL GODS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S A KING & HIS KNIGHT HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THAT AS A PARENT DUO?????????

EDIT: I FORGOT ABOUT SAILOR I’M SO SORRY MY BABY I’M SORRY I WON’T FORGET ABOUT YOU LIKE HAL DID- THEY’RE META’S KID!!!!!!! IN MY HEART THEY’RE LONG LOST COUSINS WITH BANDEE!!!!!!!! BOTH OF THEM HAVE WADDLE DEE KIDS WITH HATS HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO THAT????????????

[incorrect-star-allies]

Taranza: Do you have a self-care routine?

Magolor: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

[superhell-survivor]

shut up shut up i can see your tags i am not soft

( @meta-autism)

that’s not very nice of you to tell me to shut up /j

[meta-autism]

I am not soft

[superhell-survivor]

stop being mean or i’ll cry at you /j

[superhell-survivor]

shut up shut up i can see your tags i am not soft

( @meta-autism)

that’s not very nice of you to tell me to shut up /j

[meta-autism]

What is your opinion on a chocolate mousse cake 🤔

as a knight, I must resist such temptations as sweets, just in case...but on the other hand... yea chocolate mousse cake tastes really good i should really make some soon and share it with the others...

[hspanic-1diot]

I HATE THAT STUPID TREE

[superhell-survivor]

me when i’m GAY me when i’m QUEER i’m a HOMOSEXUAL you could call me A BIT FRUITY

[incorrect-star-allies]

Magolor: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

[cosmic-horror-jester]

how’s parent life treating ya’? /silly

-@superhell-survivor

the kids can swear and call me hammer. its a pain but honestly im really happy i get to experience this! they're getting smarter every day.

[superhell-survivor]

Would you.. recommend it? ..asking for a friend.

[cosmic-horror-jester]

i mean, if you want to have little versions of yourself running around then sure go for it, if not don't i dont know.

[superhell-survivor]

..hm-

[cosmic-horror-jester]

how’s parent life treating ya’? /silly

-@superhell-survivor

the kids can swear and call me hammer. its a pain but honestly im really happy i get to experience this! they're getting smarter every day.

[superhell-survivor]

Would you.. recommend it? ..asking for a friend.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[sanguinewolves]

[plain text: “Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.” end plain text.]

[the-haiku-bot]

[plain text: “Reblog this

if you slept with my ex-wife

Susan.” end plain text.]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.