Incorrect Star Allies

Shenanigans with Kirby and co.

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Hey everyone!

I’m Lily, your friendly neighborhood mod. This, obviously, is an incorrect quote blog dedicated to Kirby and the colorful cast of characters surrounding him. Feel free to read on, but before you do, here’s some stuff you might wanna know:

My inbox is always open, at least for now. Ask me questions or give me quotes, and I’ll add them to the queue. Note that I reserve the right to not post your submission or answer your question.

Try to keep things on topic. If you have a question about things not related to Kirby, you probably shouldn’t be asking them to a Kirby blog.

While this blog is called “Incorrect Star Allies”, you can always submit quotes for characters outside the Dream Friends! The name came from the fact that “Incorrect Kirby Quotes” is probably taken, and I wanted something unique ^^

Last, but certainly not least, have fun!

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*Return to Dream Land, final boss*

Magolor, possessed by the Master Crown: I picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

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Elfilin: Someone once told me that drinking lead paint would give me superpowers.

Marx: That was me!

Elfilin: Which is why I haven’t tried it.

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Fire Kirby: Lesson learned: if you try to fight fire with fire, the house just burns down faster.

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Kirby: We have the element of surprise!

Bandana Dee: Exactly. Not even we know what we’re doing.

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Flamberge: Beauty is in the eye of those who see it.

Flamberge: But if you say Fran isn’t beautiful I will be forced to correct your vision.

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Adeleine: You are what you eat.

Gooey: I am thirteen tacos and a stick of butter.

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*Post-Amazing Mirror, Dark Meta Knight has found out Shadow Kirby helped Kirby*

Dark Meta Knight: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.

Shadow Kirby: I—

Dark Meta Knight: Okay, fine, I forgive you.

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Susie: Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank.

Marx: Okay, it's not another ridiculous prank.

Marx: It's a BRILLIANT one!!

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Bandana Dee: Okay, any questions?

Gooey: Why is Batman one word, Iron Man two words, and Spider-Man two words with a dash?

Bandana Dee: Not what I meant but it’s not a bad question.

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Magolor: Don't be a bitter bitch, be a better bitch.

Susie: Haha, that's where you're mistaken. I can multitask and will excel at both.

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Kirby: So, what do you think?

Susie: Sorry, I wasn't listening. But I strongly disagree with Marx.

Kirby:

Kirby: They aren't even here.

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Meta Knight: I am extremely intelligent and resourceful.

Bandana Dee: It took you five minutes to open a jar because you were twisting the lid the other way.

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Dedede: I’m a bad boy!

Flamberge: Oh please, your swear word vocabulary consists of, “oh dearie me!” and “my golly gosh!”

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Susie: Shit, I left my key inside the house.

Magolor: Talk to the door.

Susie: Why?

Magolor: Because communication is key!

Susie:

Susie: Magolor, that's not how that works.

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Dedede, waking up in the morning and stretching: Ah, good morning sun, the sky, the tarantula that’s on my pillow—

Dedede:

*in the kitchen*

Kirby: Hey Bandee, where’s your tarantula?

Dedede: *distant screams*

Bandana Dee: Ah, there he is.

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Adeleine: Are you a morning person?

Dark Meta Knight: No.

Adeleine: So... a night person?

Dark Meta Knight: I'm not really a person, more of an abstract concept.