Incorrect Star Allies

Shenanigans with Kirby and co.

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Hey everyone!

I’m Lily, your friendly neighborhood mod. This, obviously, is an incorrect quote blog dedicated to Kirby and the colorful cast of characters surrounding him. Feel free to read on, but before you do, here’s some stuff you might wanna know:

My inbox is always open, at least for now. Ask me questions or give me quotes, and I’ll add them to the queue. Note that I reserve the right to not post your submission or answer your question.

Try to keep things on topic. If you have a question about things not related to Kirby, you probably shouldn’t be asking them to a Kirby blog.

While this blog is called “Incorrect Star Allies”, you can always submit quotes for characters outside the Dream Friends! The name came from the fact that “Incorrect Kirby Quotes” is probably taken, and I wanted something unique ^^

Last, but certainly not least, have fun!

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*right before any adventure*

Bandana Dee: Maybe I should scream first.

Bandana Dee: *screams into pillow*

Bandana Dee: Okay, let's go.

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Marx: Why do I have to speak? Why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?

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Elfilin: Are you sure this is okay?

Kirby: Oh yeah! Don't worry, "everything is as it should be", as Meta Knight says!

Elfilin: But how can you know that??

Kirby: Because if it weren't, he'd drag me into going and fixing it for him.

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Kirby: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Bandana Dee: Not even Void knows what you're doing, Kirby.

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It is Waddle Wednesday, my dudes.

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*before a Star Allies meeting*

Bandana Dee: Oh, well before we begin, how exactly did Taranza get burned?

Flamberge: Uh, well, that is open to interpretation... because he will say that it is my fault, but I clearly said..."Dear Void, man, you're on fire. Run for your life."

Dark Meta Knight: *sarcastically* A clear warning.

Flamberge: Yeah.

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Dedede: WHY DO YOU KEEP BREAKING IN THROUGH MY WINDOWS?!

Kirby: Windows are faster.

Bandana Dee: I respect the Efficient, not gonna lie.

Meta Knight: Oh my Nova.

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Bandana Dee: I still can’t believe Meta Knight like-likes you.

Dedede: I’m charming.

Bandana Dee: You got stuck in a shopping cart last week.

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Sectonia: We should get matching tattoos.

Taranza: We should get therapy.

Sectonia: We can do both ❤️

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*Star Allies*

Daroach: If they trust you, they’ll like you.

Dark Meta Knight: Okay, whatever, what should I do to make these morons like me?

Daroach:

Dark Meta Knight:

Daroach: Not call them morons.

Dark Meta Knight: Good idea.

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*trying to strategize right before a battle*

Meta Knight: Come on, think straight!

Flamberge: But I'm-

Meta Knight: Now is NOT the time.

Magolor: I'm not-

Meta Knight: Not you too.

Daroach: Meta I-

Meta Knight: No.

Susie: Well-

Meta Knight: Stop.

Dedede: B-

Meta Knight: OKAY EVERYONE THINK GAY JUST MAKE A PLAN!

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Hyness: I just learned some very distressing news. Zan Parr told me that she doesn’t do things she wants to do and say because she’s worried how I’ll react.

Francisca: Okay, first of all, it’s not sometimes, it’s always.

Flamberge: Second, it’s not just Zan, it’s everybody.

Zan Partizanne: And third, it’s not news, it’s well-established.

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Magolor: So... you scored a 26 out of 28 on your mental health questionnaire.

Susie: That means I'm good at mental health, right?

Magolor: It means you're having a crisis.

Susie: Oh.

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*Lab Discovera, after fleeing into the hallway from Fecto Forgo*

Kirby: Listen, that thing can be explained. I don't know how, but it can.

Bandana Dee: Well, we can't go back down.

Kirby: No, Bandee! We have to go forward. It's like IKEA. We can't turn back.

Elfilin: Watch out for Swedish meatballs!

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Kirby: All right, Dedede said the corner of Green Greens and Bubbly Clouds, but those levels don't intersect.

Bandana Dee: He's not good with directions, Kirby. Nobody is in our friend group. We're lucky we ever get anywhere. We're so stupid!

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Dark Meta Knight: What do you want?

Adeleine: A lot of things, Dark, but right now I want money for a dog.

Magolor: You owe money to a dog?