Today, the Penguin is at it again. He claims to be filming a legitimate movie, but real artifacts on his set have gone missing. Batman and Robin are on to his schemes, but the Penguin is on to them!
Now, Batman has two big weaknesses. First is his trusting nature, and the second is tiny nets! They're nets and they're tiny, so inescapable! To be fair, I've never seen a bat crawl out of a net.
The Penguin's henchmen are disguised as actors wearing Roman battle skirts, which I've learned are called pteruges. But more importantly they have a tiny net! They throw the tiny net, but it misses! Whew. Robin is able to throw it back and catch four of them with it. But after a moment they're able to escape and rejoin the bat-fight, how'd they do that?
Seeing his side losing the fight, the Penguin flashes his stage lighting, this leaves Batman and Robin momentary blinded. But that moment is all the henchmen need to come back with the net! And with that, it's over. Trapped within the confusing confines of the net, while surrounded on all sides by burly henchmen, Batman and Robin are tied up and carried off by their newest captors.
Their bound bodies are hoisted onto a giant catapult. Presumably a movie prop, the catapult has real launching power. For the benefit of all of us twisting folks who like seeing spandex clad captives struggle, the Penguin has attached extra cameras to the duo's legs. Holy extra angle!
Underneath their masks, the duo is unable to see a way out and are launched into the air. The Batmobile is deployed and saves them with what else, but a net of its own! I guess not all nets are bad. Batman and Robin fall less than gracefully into the safety net, but are no worse for wear. Back on the trail of the Penguin, they can only hope their next attempt goes better.
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