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yeah, that’s right. it’s sneakernight. they/them

[juiceagainandagainandagain]

waiter, another annoying white boy please!

[lyricwritesthings]

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[beadyeyes]

rules of chivarly for knights

1. always wash your gauntlets after tinkling

2. kill people so they can go to heaven sooner

[visual-poetry]

»i think about your death all the time« by thomas müller

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[tentacleteapot]

can I fucking help you, my liege

[innerchildabortionclinic]

genuine all-timer to me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I attempted to rob a man at zweihanderpoint but unfortunately he pulled out a pike and gained the range advantage, giving me no choice but to flee

[cryptotheism]

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

[castronaut]

[sonofshermy]

Haunted Books

[rip-teensniper-deactivated20231]

Players next to their game avatars

From Robbie Cooper’s “Alter Ego”

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Probably the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in the flesh

[the-quasar-hero]

Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming ‘em. It was a better time

[mezzodical]

[drtanner]

The image won’t load but god I hope it’s Robopope, The Robot Pope.

[carolsturka]

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD

[rubylith-art]

Thinking about THE GREEN KNIGHT recently