MORE RANDOM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS. strong language & dark themes present. change names/pronouns as required.
“ we’re gonna see a thousands ghosts tonight. ”
“ maybe there was something else going on with him. ”
“ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something. ”
“ that’s what happened to those people in france. ”
“ you gotta be fond of wind. ”
“ you gotta love squeaky shoes. ”
“ down to the vaults we go. ”
“ it’s definitely something. ”
“ we have different ideas of things that are definitely something. ”
“ not even a little bit of concern on his face. ”
“ i did get spiderwebs in my hair. ”
“ you look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. ”
“ you just tasted history. ”
“ i can’t see the top of my head. ”
“ no one can see the top of your head except god. ”
“ the fancy boy stairs. ”
“ a couple of american schmucks. ”
“ i’m one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. ”
“ and he’s even dumber than me. ”
“ yes, i’m dumber than him. ”
“ i’m jim on the office and i believe in ghosts. ”
“ that’s a — that’s what heads are. ”
“ we call ourselves hole butts. ”
“ all hail the obelisk. ”
“ this sounds like a nightmare. ”
“ a hundred years before now two royal jackasses sat in this spot, and uh carelessly talked about history. ”
“ you look like you have the biggest i have ever seen. ”
“ this is like a thimble on an apple. ”
“ who chopped a nun’s head off? ”
“ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ”
“ they really knew how to make spooky doors back then. ”
“ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ”
“ enjoy that juicy orb. ”
“ i’m gonna enjoy this juicy orb. ”
“ you’ve got orbs in your brain! ”
“ if you’re in here matthew you can go fuck yourself. ”
“ you’ll be happy to know that the boys are gone. ”
“ colchester castle has been conquered by the ghouligans. ”
“ that’s us. we’re the ghouligans. ”
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