Soundwave Superior.

Decepticon Communications Officer. // PST //

[superior-soundwaver]

OMG NEW BANNER!?!???! so cute ur such a dad🥺

Affirmative.

Cassetticons: are deeply cared for.

[superior-soundwaver]

You pull up to the Megatron #1 fan competition but your opponent is Tarn, are you winning!!!!!???

Realistically: Tarn would win such a competition. However; it would not be without a fight.

[superior-soundwaver]

Does ravage have chew toys? Do rumble and frenzy ever steal them to chew on?

Negative. Ravage does not have chew toys. Reasoning: Ravage gets enough entertainment playing with the other Cassetticons that he does not need alternative forms of enrichment, such as chew toys.

Additionally: yes, there is also the concern that Rumble and Frenzy could get into Ravages toys, which would not be favorable.

[superior-soundwaver]

If Rumble and Frenzy aren’t allowed chew toys for their teething issues, how does it get taken care of?

Solution to teething issue: Frozen Energon treats. Reasoning: Frozen Energon treats are safe for consumption and can also help relieve any aches that may come as a result of teething.

[superior-soundwaver]

you said in a past post Rumble and Frenzy swallow small objects. Is that the reason they don’t have chew toys? Cuz they’ll swallow them?

Affirmative. An intake jam is very tedious to correct, therefore it is in our best interest to not allow the risk.

[superior-soundwaver]

be honest are you madly in love with shockwave or are you gays just friends with benefits

.... No comment.

Shockwave: serves as a valuable asset to the Decepticon cause. Additionally; fraternization within the ranks is highly frowned upon and often results in punishment.

[superior-soundwaver]

"Hi soundwave." Drift calls from a small distance, waving.

Deadlock. Greetings.

[the-silver-slash]

"How are you doing? Still kickin' life's aft?"

[superior-soundwaver]

Affirmative.

[superior-soundwaver]

"Hi soundwave." Drift calls from a small distance, waving.

Deadlock. Greetings.

[superior-soundwaver]

“Soundwave sir? I know I’m a Autobot but can I sleep in the Energon supply room on the Nemesis? It’s way too too stressful out here. There’s an evil me running around too so be careful!”

... Request: granted, however conditions apply. Wrangle: shall be under heavy surveillance and will not be allowed out of sight. Additionally: Rumble and Frenzy shall be assigned to keep an optic out and make sure nothing suspicious happens.

[superior-soundwaver]

Boss, Ravage in my room. What should i do???

Suggestion: leave him be. Ravage is known to get bored with time and will move on eventually.

[superior-soundwaver]

What is your opinion on the band OingoBoingo?

OingoBoingo: superior. Favorite song: Dead Man's Party.

[superior-soundwaver]

How do you feel about the Junkions? I mean they probably share your love of music I feel like you guys could get down and party!

Soundwave: respects Junkions fascination and enjoyment of music, however a party would be illogical and a waste of valuable Decepticon time.

[superior-soundwaver]

So is it that you’re loyal to the Decepticons…or are you loyal to Megatron more so?

Like..if Megatron left the Decepticons would you follow him and stay serving him or is it that you’re a Decepticon first and foremost?

Soundwave: is loyal to the Decepticon cause. Megatron: is not likely to defect, however, if such a situation was presented, loyalty to the Decepticons would remain despite Megatron defecting.

[superior-soundwaver]

Sir can I leave the box now? I won’t fight with Frenzy and Rumble again I swear!

hm... Request: approved, however Wrangle shall be kept on a short leash for the time being.

[superior-soundwaver]

Do Rumble and Frenzy find common ground with Rewind and Eject? Since they’re all cassette bots, Or do factions get in the way of that?

Negative. Cassettes: unlikely to overcome ideological differences for the sake of friendship. However; potential topics of agreement may occasionally occur.

Fraternization is strongly discouraged.

[superior-soundwaver]

Sounwave, I wasnt aware you were on this site

Affirmative. Soundwave: has been assigned to monitor for digital happenings and report back to Lord Megatron regarding my findings.

[superior-soundwaver]

Are you and Blaster enemies or friends? Or is it situational? Surely the two music bots can bond at least sometimes

Blaster: is the enemy by definition. However: Soundwave acknowledges and respects Blasters common interest in collecting cassette bots.