i am completely normal about absolute superman

Heyo!! Name's Alt0, I use any pronouns and am an adult. Got kidnapped by the DC fandom last december. do not send help I love it here

[alt0stratuscloud]

snagging this from yb-cringe to make my new pinned post. hi y'all

^ from this post. edit april 7 '26

edit on february 16 2026: absolute superman is driving me insane and I now have charater tags that I need like, copyable or whatever. take this

-✧ lichen under a yellow sun ✧- 🎇🚀🐦‍🔥 ✧ solkal ✧

april 3 I nee d t ogo crazy about my react fic thing . so this will have tags for the fellas there

◆ Alto's Q/Ark!Bagi Tag ◆

[vee-dmsr]

[corvin-art]

All that could have been

[thefakerachelray]

Any sci-fi media: the spaceship is a character

Me: OMG THE SPACESHIP IS A CHARACTER

[notahorseindisguise]

"transitioning would save her" actually transitioning would make her a girl whos still doomed

[rylandgraces]

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller Director's Commentary Notes

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[valtsv]

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

[valtsv]

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

[valtsv]

girl help they are calling me a pedophile sympathiser in the notes for trying to point out that being disgusted by something is not the same as meaningfully working to prevent and safeguard against it by critically engaging with the complex reality of it. can i please just have the rat poison.

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[unspeakablearchives]

[danganronpa-textposts]

[strifesolution]

the council (my followers) said that RPF is fine

i’ll just wallow in my room and wait here for this goddamn storm to pass

[chubs-deuce]

god I love this movie (and book)