Supermodelos Samurai

Hay más en la vida que ser un samurai real, realmente hermoso.

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Kiki: what are you wishing for this year? Raizo: I wish our names were touching in the Otomo watch-list.

Kiki: ..... that's.... weirdly romantic, oh my god.

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Kiki: Sit down. I'm gonna torture you now.

Chenghiz: Pfff, like you can.

Kiki: I think you're sweet and beautiful.

Chenghiz: What—

Kiki: You deserve to be cared for.

Chenghiz: Stop, please—

Kiki: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard

Chenghiz: I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!!!

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Yoritomo: "hey your nipples are out" first of all stop being ungrateful.

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Kiki: I think I should be compensated for the amount of people I haven’t murdered so far in my career.

Komorebi: best I got is kisses.

Kiki: ... that's acceptable.

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Kiki: Dejé instrucciones para todos mientras no estoy aquí.

Natsume: La mía solo dice "Natsume, no"

Kiki: Quiero que lo apliques a cualquier situación posible.

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Raizo: If you were to put together a draft of people you wanna go out with would I least be on it?

Kiki: Yeah... I mean— How many slots?

Raizo: .... One.

Kiki: No.

Raizo: ..... Two.

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Chenghiz: You guys think I could try to fit five baos in my mouth?

Kiki: You are a hazard to society.

Komorebi: and a coward. Try ten.

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Jun: dude, I just scored a 100% on that test. fucking awesome

Chenghiz: me too! Sick!

Kiki: guys... Those are mental health evaluations

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Yuriko: I need to get some air

Natsume: You can get some air here

Yuriko: I don’t want your air

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Komorebi: have anybody seen my top?

Kiki: Jun is in the kitchen

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Kiki: You guys lied to me?

Chenghiz: We May have....

Komorebi:...

Kiki: You May have or you did?

Chenghiz: ...

Kiki:...

Komorebi: We May have did.

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Chenghiz: If I fall...

Komorebi: I'll be there to catch you

Natsume: What if I fall?

Yuki: Then I'll fall with you. Never leaving your side.

Kiki: And if I fall?

Kuni Jun: I'll be the one who pushed you

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Kiki: Chenghiz, if I die you think you could take my place?

Chenghiz:

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Natsume: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Kiki: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.

Natsume: death isn't real, and I'm basically god.

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Kiki: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Tomo: manslaughter it is.

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[Komorebi and Chenghiz in jail]

Komorebi: who should we call?

Chenghiz: I’d call Kiki, but I feel safer in jail.

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Kiki: my kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say

Chenghiz: unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.