(Pssssst! Shipping meme: Salesaro. Whichever ones you prefer. :3)
001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:
when I started shipping it if I did: probably from the beginning? I can’t really think of a time when I didn’t ship it, honestly.
What makes me happy about them: even death can’t tear them apart.
What makes me sad about them:
things done in fanfic that annoys me: I haven’t really read that much fanfic, so I don’t really know about anything to be annoyed by. There is one thing I can think of that isn’t exactly fic related, and I wouldn’t say it annoys me because everyone can interpret a character however they wish, it’s just a different view from how I personally characterize them: okay so, I see a lot of suave, seductive Salazars and blushing, bashful Lesaros, which is different to how I imagine them, at least in romantic situations (not necessarily with each other).
In my mind, to put it simply: Lesaro has game, and Salazar doesn’t. At all. He looks like he would, Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome, but no. The man’s pretty much spent his whole life devoted to annihilating pirates, that doesn’t really leave time for learning how to wine and dine people. Now unassuming Lesaro, on the other hand, may not look the part of a Romeo, but guess who has several lovers scattered across the seven seas? (He’s not a love em and leave em type though, don’t get me wrong; very generous and respectful.)
things I look for in fanfic: ^I guess that right there
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: *drops this here*
My happily ever after for them: alive; Armando apologizes for all the bullshit
who is the big spoon/little spoon: they take turns, though I see Lesaro being the bigger spoon more often than not.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: hunting pirates, duh long walks on the beach