The Random And Unexpected Make The Best Adventures

"Fairy Tales are more then true: not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten" G.K Chesterton.I'm a 25 year-old from the states, this is my blog used mostly for my photos and fanfiction.

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Rossi, driving Penelope and Reid: So how was your day?

Penelope: We almost got surprise adopted!

Rossi: What?

Reid: We almost got kidnapped.

Rossi: Oh, okay.

Rossi: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[fromkenari]

“How many life decisions did you make today?”

[rafael-silva]

TK and Carlos being vulnerable with each other

1.03 | 2.04

[rafael-silva]

TK going from I’m not looking for this to I already have a boyfriend and it’s pretty serious: the journey of his relationship with Carlos

[incorrectsealteamcbs]

Ray: What day is it?

Jason: It's Mon-

Jason: No no no it's Satd-

Jason: I think it's ......

Jason: Tell you what go ahead and Google that one

[incorrectsealteamcbs]

Clay: The fact that I am considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious.

Source: Unknown

[incorrectsealteamcbs]

Trent: Fullmetal, you can be really destructive-

Fullmetal: I can?!

Trent: I wasn’t giving you permission!

Fullmetal: Too late, I already broke something.

Source: Garfield

[incorrectsealteamcbs]

Brock: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out.

Fullmetal: Say no more. Here's a bunch of explosives.

Brock: Nope. Different thing

Source: unknown

[incorrectsealteamcbs]

Clay: I feel like crying.

Trent: I feel like punching someone.

Trent:(to Brock) You feel like contributing?

Brock: Dogs.

[alwayskvetching]

When people tell me that learning about history and the past isn’t important:

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jason Todd: I saved your life! Twice!

Tim Drake: Because you put it in danger! Twice!

[arguablysomaya]

Tim: You call it a near death experience...

Jason: We call it a vibe check from God.

Bruce: [Eye twitches]

[incorrectserpentquotes]

*Sweet Pea and Fangs are lost in the woods*

Sweet Pea: If the Ghoulies find us, they’ll have us killed.

Fangs: But if the Serpents find us, they’ll hand us over to Toni.

Sweet Pea: Ghoulies it is.

[incorrectsealteamcbs]

Clay: The fact that I am considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious.

Source: Unknown

[kpfun]

#mood

[qualitystart]

Jacobs family: we will answer the question of whether we will pay our staff by... ignoring it!

Pegula family: hold our beer

[ultrafacts]

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