idek

100% queer, 100% trash.

[supernaturallymike-blog]

[gaylor-moon]

[ughchekov]

this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”

[t-aash]

“i’m a lesbian, carl” is now the official companion to “harold, they’re lesbians”

[danielhowell]

just think if i can get over these photos being on the internet forever - you can get over anything

[trollitics]

Chrissy Teigen has been trolling Donald Trump for 9 years on Twitter.  She said in USA Today “I’ve actually been a big Donald Trump hater for a long time. If you go back, I’ve been trolling him for about 5 to 7 years now. I’ve been doing this forever and I take pride in that. If you go back to my old tweets I was like: “You’re the fucking worst” many years ago. I can’t believe somebody could actually do this all day, every day, and still be president. It’s insane. I think he’s the fucking most vile person on this planet and if I mysteriously go missing in the next 4 years then that’s what happened.”

Donald Trump acknowledged Chrissy Teigen’s tweets a couple of times. In 2015, Trump retweeted someone calling Teigen a “gutter mouth woman” - because, you know, fighting your own battles and staying away from subtle misogyny is the way to go. 

And finally, after 9 good years of Teigen trolling, Donald Trump finally blocked her on Twitter. 

[ladysappho]

Legendary

[evilelitest2]

she found his weak spot 

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

[blackfairypresident]

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

[requiemforadeathmask]

Except it isn’t always that simple.

[forest-of-grace]

Except it literally is. I deal with verbal and emotional abuse daily at my job. I get disrespected daily. I’ve had customers throw things at me. Not one of those situations have I ever felt the need to pull a gun on them and shoot them. In fact, I am expected to tolerate that kind of abuse with a smile and often times those people get rewarded for their behavior.

If a cop can’t deal with being disrespected without murdering people then they don’t need to be a fucking cop.

[supernaturallymike-blog]

Repeat after me: cops are supposed to protect other citizens not to kill them! It's this simple.

[slashmarks]

there’s a big difference between “food waste” as in “farmers destroy tons of food to avoid exceeding quotas” or “supermarkets throw away this much edible food because it doesn’t sell”

and “food waste” as in “it is not actually within the capacity of humans to perfectly predict and track household food consumption, so a certain amount of food per household inevitably goes bad and has to be thrown out every year”

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

the idea that food waste is the product of thoughtless consumers rather than corporate greed is really insidious

[supernaturallymike-blog]

Supermarkets throw away tons of perfectly edible food every day (instead of, you know, giving it to homeless shelters or something) but people always seem to only focus on the three tomatoes you threw away yesterday because they'd rotten.

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

i am DONE! 😂🤣😭🤣😭

[riversixx]

Things I've heard my (cis/het) brother say while he's been in college for the last year:

-(Heard over the phone) “I don’t care WHAT is in your pants or what you identify as, GET THE FUCKING PISS OFF THE TOILET SEAT” - “I don’t get why some men like to call themselves straight and then say they’d never date a Trans woman because honestly if you’re willing to exclude an entire subsection of women based on something so stupid you’re probably not worth their time anyways” -“I don’t know why some guys worry about gay men in the locker rooms because if I was a gay guy, even I wouldn’t date me. I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days.“ -(Over spring break) “How the fuck do you make Kraft mac&cheese” -“What do you mean it’s written on the box– WAIT SHIT IT IS” -“I hit on a lesbian two weeks ago in the SU without knowing it and I still feel bad about it” -“I honestly think I’d prefer living with a (Trans) person at this point because if they’re even as half as cool as you then it’s got to be better than living with two 19 year old boys who have fucking competitions of who can piss farther on the ceiling” -“For some reason even in college guys don’t seem to get that the only reason I get so many girls’ numbers is because I treat them like I would treat anyone else” -“No seriously they think you have to act uninterested or like a dick for some reason” -“No I don’t know why they think hitting on a lesbian is anything but a lot of secondhand embarrassment for the rest of us” -“My roommate came into the room looking really dejected and when I asked why he said that he spent hours talking to this girl just to find out that she had a boyfriend the whole time and didn’t say anything” (And after me asking why it mattered) “I dunno, apparently he doesn’t understand the concept of friends” -(After me saying I don’t get heterosexuals sometimes) “Even I don’t understand straight guys little dude, and I am one”

[riversixx]

Also: “I’m actually really glad you’re a boy because now I can do THIS” (pretends to full on body slam me into the couch and then carries me around over his shoulder in a fit of laughter)

[ratifiedrebel-deactivated201902]

omg this warms my heart

[riversixx]

Holy shit this got 1K notes you’re all gonna make my brother cocky

[basil0saurus95-main]

some fucko: not ALL men!!

me: you’re right. [op’s brother] would NEVER

[kari-izumi]

10/10

[softcore-revolutionary]

Reblog if you'd watch the Wonder Woman movie if Wonder Woman wore a hijab

My dad tried to make an anti muslim argument saying basically that hijabis can’t be included in parts not originally written out for a hijabi. But I think, why not? Rock your hijab girl. Reblog to prove his ass wrong!

[rosesandstudying]

I am literally in love with the fact I get to see how my little cousins interact even with a language barrier. On my mom’s side, I have a 3 year old little cousin who only speaks French, and on my dad’s side I have a 2 year old cousin who only speaks Spanish. When they play together it is so funny to see them blabber on and on to each other until one of them hears a word that sounds familiar and then they just repeat that word and nod like they’re totally connecting. Like today the one that speaks Spanish said “Venga a poner los pantalones en la muneca!” and the other heard “pantalones” and was just like “Oui, pantalon!” They’re best friends and it’s the cutest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[rosetyilers-deactivated20220901]

american but amerishouldn’t

[rachelrn]

Can this be our foreign policy from now on

[funnylime]

i wish we actually lived in the world shown in nintendo switch adverts where people just randomly meet up and play nintendo games

[captainragtag]

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

[iidelirium]

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

[sevenpoints]

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

[poptropicaofficial]

no offense but i love hearing people rant about their interests and seeing them get excited while talking about them

[supernaturallymike-blog]

Can the internet stop assuming everyone is from the US? Why are Americans so self-centered? Mate you're a small country compared to the rest of the world but you still act like there are 10 people outside of America 9 of which live in the UK.