bruh

My name's Elisabeth and I suck and descriptions... I like whatever shiny thing happens to flit across my field of vision.

[huffylemon]

[dreams-in-daylight]

B A B Y

ooooo

TINY BABY

[snuff-the-nerd-deactivated20211]

THE SPEED-

[mandy-lane]

this fits with my fantasy

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[61below]

[twitterlols]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff-deactivated2]

[ifyouseekay468]

[dreamxeyes]

Ahahahahah!

[ghostigram]

[charlottemadison42]

ok i am EXTREMELY impressed by the venn diagram

[dragongirltitties]

*me florting* do u want to play video games

[dragongirltitties]

I fucking spelled flirting wrong

[retrogamingblog2]

[thesewersofparis]

this painting came to me in a dream

[sludgebones]

NO ONE appreciated my joke and its two revisions when i posted it so i’m posting it here

[batferret]

[primeemeraldheiress]

I fucking love this.

[ruinedchildhood]

was this show even real

[extrakyloren]

Hozier is the only person who should be allowed on twitter

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: BuddyGator.com

[babyanimalgifs]

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

(Source)

[bluesteelstan]

today I learned the Avengers’ Chinese nicknames and now I’m crying

[carnival-phantasm]

“Iron Can is the most tsundere superhero.” – The chinese, apparently.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

So we’re not gonna talk about Captain Bara Tiddies?

[aerialsquid]

I am so here for the Women’s Federation initiative.

[everythingfox]

Perfect spot

(via)

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good