Elf Dumpster

She/Her. Personal blog where I cry about video games. I love dogs more than life itself.

[preserving-tiktok]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[batferret]

Socializing the baby in a dog friendly store w/ bonus Ozzy 🍓

[rnismatch]

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[i-suggest-piracy]

i have a suggestion

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[aphel1on]

sometimes i get really overwhelmed by love for blorbo and start saying things to myself like I need to gnaw his head off

[jellyeliart]

[creaturepeaches]

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[batferret]

Cosette 💖🐩🎀

[spicyraeman]

it really is kinda crazy how none of your squad mates brings up that you actually factually really fucking died in me2, like not a single person you're trying the save the world with comes around like "hey you straight up died back there, how are you doing?"

[wardencommandershepard]

That's what I'm fucking saying!!!!!

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[bearloonz]

”how do i get people interested in my ocs” TAG THEM. BY NAME. HAVE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER TAG I CAN LOOK THROUGH. PLEADE. SOURCE TAG AND THEN INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER TAG. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE CLICKED THROUGH THREE DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF “#OC” ON SOMEONES BLOG TO GET THE FULL EXTENT OF THEIR ORIGINAL CHARACTER ART I REALLY WANT TO SEE. TOO MANY. THREE HUNDRED POSTS HIDDEN BECAUSE I WAS GOING THROUGH THE “ORIGINAL CHARACTER” TAG AND NOT THE “OCS” TAG ON THEIR BLOG. YOU MUST DO THIS FOR ME.

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

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[batferret]

5 hours into new puppy ownership and I am remembering why I like dogs, not puppies 🥲

She cute tho