"There's no need to call me 'Sir', Professor"

[fish-enthusiast622]

[cannibalchicken]

[kushblazer666]

[onedocumentedobsession]

[tropconnu]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

[jacobtheloofah]

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

[huffylemon]

[caats]

Aww look at this cutie ♡

[catchymemes]

[sandmandaddy69]

[maintaining-my-sanity]

Not even wrong.😂

[lolwtfmemes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

What does a chemist say when his cat jumps into a pile of sand?

“Oh, you silicate”

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[preciousshaw-deactivated2019010]

[cannanabis]

why does keith, the largest try guy, not simply eat the others

[funnytwittertweets]

[night-dragon937]

@god-of-identity

[xgh0ulx]

TIL that echinochrome staining is when an animal eats purple sea urchins, the predator’s bones and teeth turn purple.