Trumpy Stumpy Midget Humpy

Hey fuckers, My name is Daddy, and I'll fuck every single one of you. All of you are fat fuckin' shitheads who are fuckin' lucky to be alive. You are everything fucked in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever been to pussy heaven? I mean, I guess it's fun sending love letters, but you all take it to a whole new fuckin' level. This is even worse than drinking fucking warm Heineken. Don't fucking look at me. I shoot when I see the whites of the eyes. I'm one suave fucker. I'm a fuckin' pimp and a gangster. What kind of fuck are you, other than a "candy colored clown they call the sand man"? I also huff gas, and have a banging hot Tits (We just fucked blue velvet; Shit was SO fuck). You Pic Related: It's me and my mommy

[erroneousmonk]

[wormgiver]

[memewhore]

[jizzfrosti]

Why is he so scared

[funnuraba]

[andinthedarkness-bindthem-deact]

Karma bitch

[cutbu]

[bootlegheaven]

WANTED

JOHN LENNON

DEAD OR ALIVE

[shltposts]

I’ve been trying since her career started

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

*during sex*

gf: bb can u stop quoting anakin skywalker me: now THIS is podracing

[general-mediocrity-blog]

Yuuno Gasai more like Eww No Gasai

Follow for more

[supersandlesbian]

any deaths that occurred while you were posting that are now your fault

[roccobotte]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WE BACK BABY WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ONLY AWARDS THAT MATTER IN 2015 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL FUGEES FANs shout out call of dut

[badmiiversepost]

“should abortion be legal?” “i want to be bangin chicks left and right”

[justneckbeardthings]

m'lady… pardon me if I am being too forward… but can I possibly interest you in…

[tattooed-disappointment]

How big is your cock????

Ask someone who’s seen it

[g0dammit-deactivated20160616]

You have never seen your own penis

[tattooed-disappointment]

No thats gay

[memewhore]

[suppermariobroth]

Visit Original Link

Yoshi’s voice actor’s real voice, restored by slowing down his voice samples by 50%.

[hollowtones]

this is surreal. this is distressing. Mortal ears were never meant to hear the sounds of Final Yoshi…

[eyedress-deactivated20160401]

[brainbubblegum]

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

[nopecontest]

[grawly]

[megasonger]