Welcome To My Trash Can

Hi I'm Alex I'm happy to chat about anything!

[oneshotprincess]

the greatest tragedy in mass effect 3 is the fact that there wasn’t a dialogue option for shepard to literally just say ‘i told you so’ every time the council brought up the reapers

[legionofpotatoes]

I made a Meme

[r-kky]

[captainsvalkyrie]

kyra: reasons for us to get married?

kassandra: firmly saying "that's my wife!" before knocking someone out in one punch

kassandra: and love.

[stillnotgoodatthis]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME

[farronheit]

*romances every girl in AC:Odyssey*

It’s what Sappho would’ve wanted.

[farronheit]

[critter-of-habit]

I would sell my soul to Hades for Kassandra 

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[dpmarlowe]

This is even funnier on mobile when the pics don’t load

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

Inquisitor: I wish you could block people in real life.

Josephine: Restraining order.

Leliana: Murder.

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

[at Disneyland on the teacup ride]

Aveline: *spinning calmly, enjoy her ride in peace*

Hawke and Varric: *flying past her, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

[morticianart]

Just the eyes of the Inquisition advisors~ *choose your fighter!*

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

Random demon: *screams*

Hawke, establishing dominance: *screams back louder*

[villaincousland]

When you try to pick a lock in Dragon Age: Inquisition and it says “requires deft hands, fine tools”:

[marsapartment]

Are y'all SEEING this!

[steve-of-the-woods]

Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific!

It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly!

And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND!

HE ALSO GOT FIRST IN ALL OF HIS RACES AT THAT MEET!

AND HE IS DREAMING OF BEING IN THE 2024 OR 2028 OLYMPICS!

I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS KID DESTROY EVERY SWIM RECORD ANYONE HAS EVER SET!

[ivycrowned]

Cassandra: we need a leader Leliana, Lying through her teeth: Sorry, the hero of ferelden has vanished. Varric, lying through his teeth: sorry, I don’t know where Hawke is.

DA4

SB: We need a leader Cassandra, deadeye: I don’t know where the inquisitor is

[wtermelonsugr-deactivated202009]

me blowing a kiss to the sky after i tuck the front of my shirt in: for you, tan