宇宙人

My name is Justine but u can call me tonight. She/Her, 25 y/o, I have lots of interests, I'd love to list them all someday. 

[catcrumb]

[iricressent]

i hope this baja blasts you well

[iricressent]

yours dewly,

mountain

[medlau]

Happy pride month 2021 guys! 🌈

[tikkety-tok]

✨ Discombobulate ✨

[ceremonial]

“Whatever it is you have stolen from my father, I want it back. Give it to me” Catherine Zeta Jones as Elena De La Vega in The Mask of Zorro (1998), dir. Martin Campbell

[madeofwhitebone]

Greenhouse

[steampunktendencies]

The Study Set from the Haunted Mansion.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[cherryzombiezz]

[lokilesbian]

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

[onceiwashere]

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

[lokilesbian]

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

[moss-sprouted]

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

[lokilesbian]

[t3sticles]

Lost in the sauce

[phantomthread2017]

this is the funniest and most underrated buzzfeed unsolved moment ever sksjdhhsjs

[cameoappearance]

I’m a huge fan of how rhodochrosite can either look like beautiful pink flowers, like pointy red crystals, like little Barbie-pink orbs, or like meat

[ image description: rhodochrosite in each of the previously described forms, ending with some rhodochrosite stalactite chunks that look like breaded hams and one piece that looks like a raw steak growing out of a rock. ]

[antique-scarecrow]

Motherfucker I read this post but I wasn’t PREPARED

[kaispeakshermind]

I have a feeling I’m gonna keep coming back to this.

Imagine having a room full of rhodochrosite in its various forms

Imagine having a slice of rhodochrosite that looks like a slice of a brain you keep in a box and showing it to people when they come over like “Mhm yep that’s a slice of Uncle Hank’s brain, they took it after he died to confirm whether or not he had rabies.”

“How is it still so pink?”

“Oh, we used ancient Egyptian burial methods. It’s very well-preserved.”

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[bunnynest]

take them i have plenty more

[vergak]

They are so shaped

[eliteknightarmor]

one of the animals ever for sure

[dirtbrunch]

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

[dirtbrunch]

This one

[lionfloss]

zeewipark

[slavicafire]

what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at. 

this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.

the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…

[slavicafire]

I simply must torment you a bit with these, let us see some of my personal favourites! (part one due to the image limit)

let us start with the kiss on the cheek (eyes averted! oh the pose! these were taken between 1910-1940)

or the nearly opposite energy (how daring!) of the kiss or caress with direct eye contact (1910-1930)

and then the innocent – yet so flirty – classic of the park encounter! (1890-1920)

[slavicafire]

and then the famed kiss on the bare shoulder – what an idea, what a vibe, such intimacy! (1910-1930)

and oh, I am not done, look at this – the adoration of the woman! look at this expression, this pose, this decorum! (1910-1940)

and then some of my favourites from the more playful or direct category, enjoy (1910-1930):

[slavicafire]

and, at last (thank you for still being here and witnessing my recent fascination with vintage polish photography) my three absolute favourites outside of any particular categories (1910-1930)

just look at her. just look.

[zackisontumblr]

Please stop posting bullshit..

are you new here?

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