Ayy lmao

My life is in shambles 24/7

[ramenuzumaki]

🍂 (source)

[dreamjerky]

[extrasad]

“:(” in all caps

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

when ur starting to make friends with someone and all of the sudden they reveal their giant douchebag side

[sunsafety]

me when i see me: thats not me

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

anxiety in the streets, insomnia in the sheets

[galactic-crossing]

“Meanwhile, back at Wild World”:

[rainbowgazes-archive]

mozart

[boracakmak]

LOVE

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied

[zootedboy]

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

[thenatsdorf]

[graindedsoul]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if you write in cursive i hate you

[griefboi]

ℒℴℓ

[xtec]

me: hey uhh can we get some curly hair options besides one huge ass afro??

game devs: fuck no

also game devs: here’s 30 balding options for your characters

[trilllizard666]

me: hey can i have long hair options besides fuckin ponytail and some ugly ass shoulder length effort-

game devs: no. fuck you. blocked. reported. never ask me for anything again. how dare you speak to me.

[undomestication]

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

[allmymetaphors]

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong