smokey 🎂

i usually talk about and sometimes reblog from stuff related to food and pretty much everything else that i like. (he/him) (read dni list before interacting)

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im making some changes to my dni list and blacklist so the previous pinned post (which is now deleted btw) is pretty much outdated (dont worry i still wont allow racist people or any other kind of bigot or creep)

[stimmypaints]

thesecarbsdontcount

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sharing sucks i like having everything to myself all the time 24/7/365

also remember to smoke sex chocolate /j

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i think my friends are pretty cool

[wizard-email]

i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

[supreme-smokey]

patience is a curse not a virtue whoever says otherwise is full of shit and has NEVER FELT THE PAIN OF WAITING FOR BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER/DESSERT/etc. TO BE READY BEFORE

either that or they actually enjoy feeling that kind of pain

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if you interrupt without meaning to please let me know so i can be prepared for that kind of shit. i dont want to lose friends over any miscommunicating (sorry for using big words i hate big words but there was no other word i could use that matched exactly what i wanted to say)

[toskarin]

the 17 y/o with 18+ dni in their bio and the 18 y/o with minors dni in their bio when their teacher puts them on the same group project

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what if the moon was edible 😳😳😳

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once i hate a character i stay hating them forever even after the end of the fucking universe

“But smokey, they get better!” i dont care. still a piece of shit forever. polish a turd its still a turd.

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im so sorry about most of my recent posts being either reblogs or vent posts i just have a hard time coming up with shit.

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im gonna fight and beat the everloving shit out of whoever the fuck thought it was a good idea to throw my fucking cake away I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO EATING IT I HATE YOU SO DAMN MUCH 

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i got neutral evil on a moral alignment test

that makes some sense tbh. i was never really a goody two-shoes type and i never really liked anyone who was all hung up about being morally sound lol

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why are people saying “consuming media” instead of “watching movies/reading books/playing video games/whatever.”?

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remembering that one girl on youtube who said were running out of gravity

still busting my lungs laughing at this shit. literally one of the best satire channels lol

[food-blog-porn]

[battys-bat-cave]

my daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommmmmy dddaddy and my mommy and my

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stop (yeah!)