[luetta]

[sorryiwasasleep]

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

[despazito]

[stuckinapril]

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[savouryduck]

t4t (tumblr user for tumblr user)

[savouryduck]

they pick me up for our date wearing a Goncharov t-shirt. they take me back to their room and I notice a Down With Cis Bus pin on their wall. they hold me close and murmur "my you, hashtag myyou". none of these are hypotheticals they are true facts about my real life lover who i met offline

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[creepish]

sorry for putting you in a glass jar with a twig and a leaf i thought you would like it

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[henstomper]

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death

[tldrgender]

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me