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@surelyyoujester
âWait, 23rd?????â
âI thought V was 21, last time I checked!!!!!â
Happy 23rd, V! What do you want for your birthday?
âThanks, anon. For the most part, the one thing Iâd like to happen for my birthday is for Nate to be revived.â
âThen weâd probably go ransack the local candlemaker and then, I dunno, summon a demon.â
âLike old times.â
Happy birthday, V! (And the blog.) We all hope you die today will be a great day for you (and the blog.)
In other words, thanks for sticking around the blog (and v) for a year! And thanks for the 100 followers. I didnât expect weâd get this many in the span of one year, considering the size of the fandom.
((Headcanon: April Foolâs Day is the Jesterâs Birthday. Many birds flock in the area.))
((we gon hit 2 milestones within a week of each other)
Ooc post: lume does not like onecest
((lume likes oncest))
adaline doesnât count because sheâs trash so hAHAHA
*sobs*
why are you reblogging my posts? you donât have more girlfriends than the jailor. go away.
i have a right to defend myself assclown
this is a post for people who have more girlfriends than the jailor. you have less girlfriends. this is not your post.
adaline doesnât count because sheâs trash so hAHAHA
*sobs*
why are you reblogging my posts? you donât have more girlfriends than the jailor. go away.
drawingdeamon replied to your post: ((i mentioned this before in discord but...
I dont know a lot about ac tho,,
((me neither but that didnât necessarily stop me))
((i mentioned this before in discord but like....................................... you guys should draw ur muses as animal crossing characters))
( first - previous - @ask-the-warden-tosâ )
Bartholomew almost gave a mocking smile at each eyeroll the jailor gave him, though stopping himself despite the scarf covering his face. He noticed, slowly, that he was actually taking in the words he was saying. When Nathan spoke up, his mouth curled into a slight grin.
good. at least someone listens.
But of course, the question was how would Bartholomew describe what heâs seen so many times before? Especially when the jailor was one that didnât trust people so readily. He moved some more fuel into the fire pit before he went on.
âoh, i canât exactly provide the evidence youâre looking for. iâm an observer of the âsurfaceâ of this town, in my own perspective, and even then i can tell iâve still dug a little deeper than someone as witted as you.â
âbut i do have a question; how many trustworthy people do you know? as in one of our âsideâ, that is. i know only three. one is nate, the ghost, one is you, and the third is a name the whole town knows. adaline.â
âand even then⌠nowadays, the real âlinesâ between each âsideâ are blurring beyond recognition. youâve seen inconsistency with alignments firsthand, with the investigator siding with the supposed murderer- or is it the other way around? either way, who can you trust? people are gonna be switching sides, inevitably. iâm sure youâd see why.â
Sweat pooled within Nathanâs furrowed brow as his mouth opened and closed, unable to provide any semblance of coherent words.
Sure, Bartholomew was correct about the slow disintegration of alignments. But the connotations attached werenât what he had in mind in the slightest. Considering everyone within the town âuntrustworthyâ seemed rather.. what was the word? Pessimistic? Depressing? He neednât bother with definitions. It all meant the same thing to him. Towns needed to have some level of trust established between its members or else they were no better than the neutrals and mafia they feared.
Nathan gulped and spoke despite his own lack of a proper argument.
âYouâre acting like everyone in this townâs one of âthemâ. One of the guys trying to dismantle us from the inside. Thatâs not true. T-Thereâs still decent people in this town that are working to protect it despite theirâŚâ
A stinging sensation made itself at home in his throat as both Sorin and Adaline came to mind.
ââŚ.warped sense of morality. Youâre also discarding the chance that I could convince them otherwise. Show them exactly why neutrals need to be expelled from this town as fast as humanly possible. Just because they might be a lukewarm bunch now, doesnât mean they canât change.â
V gave a disparaging, poisonous smile at the last thing Nathan said.
what a fucking idiot.
Just like everyone else, he supposed.
âkeep in mind who youâre talking to,â Bartholomew said, his voice dripping with a mocking spite. âi believe i mentioned iâm a âneutral partyâ as well, as i aim to avoid the trials altogether despite technically being on âyour sideâ. youâre no smarter than the rest of them, lumping âneutralsâ with the third parties like they are one and the same and all deserve to be shot through the head. the only reason why they switch sides is because of the narrow-mindedness and stupidity of people like you in the town. keep in mind it was a âneutral partyâ that brought these shreds of reality to your hollow head.â
âbelieve me, nothingâs changed in like, 300 years. that âlukewarm bunchâ only turns away from us because weâve always turned them away. that, and the fact that the only punishment in this town is a death sentence.â
âwhen you really look at it, this townâs really fucked up. nearly everyone in the world fears death more than anything and here we are, in this silly little fairytale la, la nothing bad happens town of salem where death is treated as the norm.â
âno wonder why so many people want to claim this town and change it, honestly. no wonder why we all think of it as âkill them before they kill usâ. we made it that way. isnât that a little fucked?â
Nathanâs hands curled into fists. He shouldnât be taking this as easily as he was. Truthfully, he couldâve strangled this asshole long ago if heâd had an ounce of resolve to commit the act. Only the minor promise of getting valuable intel from a.. not very amicable, but less hostile neutral kept him from becoming violent.
Thus, he spat out his venom-laced reply.
âIs calling me an idiot all you can come up with? Iâll admit your arguments are solid, but youâre infantilizing our entire conversation by throwing around those remarks as if they somehow make you seem more intelligent than you really are.â
He pinched the bridge of his nose with annoyance and opened one, narrowed eye.
âIn addition, why donât you fucking tell me what to do if this kill or be killed drivel bothers you so much. Iâm not a garbage dump for your âeveryone is stupid and Iâm smartâ schtick. Maybe bring yourself down to earth once in awhile and realize that not everything can be 'revolutionâ and 'breaking the systemâ like your idealistic rebellion fantasies suggest.â
Bartholomew stifled a mocking snort in his scarf, sitting for a moment to refresh himself. His voice, a little less aggressive this time broke the deafening silence after what felt like forever. âbelieve me, we donât necessarily need a revolution, maybe just waiting for the next official mayoral election. but until then, i suppose i can tell you what i have in mind. i could go on for hours.â Bartholomew cleared his throat.
âone of the biggest issues probably lies with the very basis of our current system. the system gives power to everyone in the town to decide who lives and who dies, regardless of alignment. however, since thereâs no legal restrictions, the system becomes based on opinion and morals rather than law and justice. as a result, people who do nothing wrong can be, will be, and have been slaughtered for centuries. already, thereâs a problem; our legal system shouldnât have so many innocent people dying if we want to get rid of those who are evil.â
ânot only that, but the most powerful people are the largest groups of people that trust each other. in a situation of nine confused townies, three mafia and three of neither, the people who would have the most voting power are the mafia, who grant themselves three votes on a single target they donât like. and with a town like this where many have no idea whatâs going on, many people can pile their votes on the one target, thinking they could be an enemy if other people are voting. as such, the mafia only gain more power as the amount of mafia stays the same, but the amount of non-mafia becomes smaller.â
âthough that distribution is not even our current one, where the third-parties and mafia heavily outweigh the town, the 9-3-3 ratio is fairly standard. another thing thatâs inaccurate about that model is say, if two of the three third-parties are âneutrals.â if both neutrals sided with the town, there would be an 11-4 ratio in terms of townies vs. their opponents, favorable for us. however, according to you, the neutrals are our enemies as well because they can side with our opponents, and that sort of mindset doesnât necessarily get them to side with us. say that both neutrals sided with the mafia, they would make a 10-5 ratio in terms of mafia vs. their opponents, and they would only need to take down 5 people in order to actually gain equal numbers. the mafia would still be able to usurp power from us easily in only two or three days, assuming they and the opposing third-party kill in the nights between each trial and the mafia manages to lynch innocent people during the day.â
âagain, this is not only because the mafia have a greater number of people, but also because the fact our system is based on morals rather than laws makes it so that the mafia can easily kill innocent people with little to no evidence against them.â Bartholomew coughed loudly, glowering at the jailor. âare you still listening?â
@surelyyoujester own up to this shit
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