you either surf, or you die

walani | 19 | who knows my dude

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real talk though i’m probably not gonna post that much until the storm clears up because they cause me to get really excited and it makes my writing garbage whoops

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and i throw my heart back to the ocEAN

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ur friendly reminder to follow walani’s aesthetic blog

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i’m not exactly tired but i figure it won’t exactly help my sleep schedule if i don’t at least try to fall asleep, so gn

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❝ Oh- well It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance Walani. ❞

Ah, so this girl was the surfer she’s seen out on the ocean before? Well that made things a lot more easier. And with everything already laid out in front of them, there really was no reason to demand anything else right? She just wanted to know if the girl could chart seas and give her pointers in doing so.

❝ Oh well actually- ❞

She couldn’t even finish her sentence before the other disappeared to her chests, in search of some mystery item. Alright, perhaps it would be something on the same topic of charting a sea? That could be extremely helpful. Hopefully it’s something worth her time.

Wynola waited quietly, glancing around the shabby camp with mild interest. Well, the place seemed comfortable at least. She’s seen lower class houses before, seemed about right.

❝ I know it’s in here somewhere, just give me a second! ❞ Stuff was flying out of the chest, twigs and gems only serving to make the ground dirtier than it already was. Just when it seemed like she must’ve emptied the entire thing she gasps. ❝ Found it, found it! Here it is! ❞ She lifted the blue paper above her head. On it was... a ton of yellowy-green gunk. ❝ Ignore that, it didn’t mess with the print or anything. ❞

Walani ran over to Wynola, brandishing the blueprints right in front of her face.

❝ It’s for something called a Cartographer’s Desk! It’s not much, you probably already have one, but I found it a few days ago and I doubt that I’ll be needing it anytime soon. It’s all yours. ❞ That made her feel a little better, sure it probably wouldn’t help that much but even if it doesn’t it could work as a little fuel for a fire.

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One would think after spending nearly two years on an island of weirdness and wonders that a monkey with a golden shovel wouldn’t phase her. Yet, even watching the monkey scuttle away left her with ever last questions. The most prominent being ‘why’ and ‘could I steal that shovel from a money.’

Her sisters’ camp was quiet organized, Winerva made extra sure everything was in tip top order. A section for the crafting machines, a second for the cookware, a second for miscellaneous things. It was quite the set up, one anyone who appreciated the finer things in life would appreciate. But this set up, good lord. It made her want to organize it. But alas it was not her camp and she was sure if a random person saw her sorting through their stuff, she’d earn her first death. Luckily she was smart, smarter than most people. A thing Wynola prided herself on after all.

Glancing up at the girl, she straightened herself out and patter her awfully heavy-looking dress.

❝ Oh- Pardon me. I’m Wynola Blanc, I was wondering if you’ve seen a woman who surfs the ocean? I would like to ask her some questions about- well- if she knew how to chart an ocean. ❞

Perhaps coming out clean wasn’t the best idea but it wasn’t like her request was anything malicious. Normally the sisters were well known for requests to such a degree but today was a day of learning, and Wynola always prided herself on learning.

After growing up the way that she did, Walani wasn’t usually one to take too much pride in something that she’s done. Surfing was one of the exceptions, she was self taught, she could ride waves that other girls could only dream of even seeing. It was something that she couldn’t help but be proud of.

❝ Oh, well that would be me. Name’s Walani. I like to think I know a thing or two about surfing, I don’t think I know that much about mapping stuff out though. I kinda just, you know, go with the flow? ❞ That was most definitely a pun, one that you can bet she’s used before.

Walani felt a little bad about not having anything to help this, um, Wynola. Not exactly broken up about it, but a little... what’s the word? Uneasy. It was probably nothing.

❝ Soooooo... What ex- Wait a second! ❞ She ran over to one of the chests further off, how could she forget about this?

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This world was unlike the one her and her sisters had ever seen. Wynola had made it her goal to study this new part of the hellish dimension she was teleported too. Part of that study was to take a boat and chart the seas that surrounded the mainland- at least as she called it. However she wasn’t a ‘seadog’ by any means, she was an intellectual, a brainiac with extensive knowledge on how the world worked. Physics, statistics, those were her savvy. But she did recall seeing someone out on the ocean once before. Perhaps if she could find them again she could have some knowledge on how to chart an ocean? There was no way to find out unless she made an effort to learn after all.

After coming through the Florid Postern, the girls got a glimpse of many more survivors, more than they ever thought were actually on the island. Whether it was the same as their island they weren’t sure.

However that fateful meeting didn’t last too long, some decided to stick together while others went off to survive on their own. Either way, they were all stuck in the same boat now, so to speak.

But it wasn’t had to at least track down one camp, approaching cautiously, the prodigy tried to make her presence known in the gentlest way possible.

❝ Er- excuse me, is anyone here? ❞

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It didn’t take long for Walani to figure out how this world worked. Well, it did. Originally she was one of the people who went off in a group, hoping that more people would result in a higher chance of surviving, if not escaping. A week didn’t even go by before she was kicked to the curb. Now she was on her own. 

The small camp that she’s set up wasn’t the most organized out there. Structures were placed with seemingly no pattern to them, chests were scattered about with heavier items just left out anywhere. The only thing missing was an actual occupant, nobody to be seen but the creatures of the jungle. One such occupant, a monkey, ran past with a golden shovel clutched in it’s hands. A minute or two after that though it became obvious that the monkey was running from something, or rather, someone.

Walani was running out of breath, she’s been chasing this monkey for hours. How was she supposed to know that she couldn’t teach a monkey to dig stuff up for her? There were tons of monkey butlers in books, why can’t she have one? She let out a sigh, what a disappointment. 

❝  Whatever! I didn’t need those materials anyway! ❞  She started to look around for some more gold and sticks to prove her point to no one in particular, that’s when she noticed the girl. Someone she didn’t recognize. ❝  Uh, who are you? ❞

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i’m just now noticing all of the typos in my starters post curse sleep deprived me

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Heathers: The Musical sentence starters

   FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

❝ I’ve been through ten high schools, they start to get blurry. ❞ ❝ No point planting roots ‘cause you’re gone in a hurry. ❞ ❝ My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den, so it’s only a matter of when. ❞ ❝ I don’t learn the names, don’t bother with faces. ❞ ❝ All I can trust is this concrete oasis. ❞ ❝ Seems every time I’m about to despair, there’s a 7-11 right there. ❞ ❝ Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston. ❞ ❝ Linoleum aisles that I love to get lost in. ❞ ❝ I pray at my altar of slush. Yeah I live for that sweet frozen rush... ❞ ❝ Freeze your brain. Suck on that straw, get lost in the pain. ❞ ❝ Happiness comes when everything numbs, who needs cocaine? ❞ ❝ Care for a hit? ❞ ❝ Does your mommy know you eat all that crap? ❞ ❝ Not anymore... ❞ ❝ When mom was alive we lived halfway normal. But now it’s just me and my dad, we’re less formal. ❞ ❝ I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent; learned that the world doesn’t owe you a cent. ❞ ❝ You’re planning your future [name]. You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer. ❞ ❝ But the sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you better start building some walls. ❞ ❝ Shut your eyes tight till you vanish from sight, let nothing remain. ❞ ❝ Fight pain with more pain. ❞ ❝ Forget who you are, unburden your load. ❞ ❝ Forget in six weeks you’ll be back on the road. ❞ ❝ When the voice in your head says you’re better off dead, don’t open a vein. ❞ ❝ Try it. ❞

   BIG FUN

❝ Dad says “act our age.” You heard the man, it’s time to rage! ❞  ❝ Drink, smoke, it’s all cool. ❞ ❝ Let’s get naked in my pool! ❞   ❝ Punch the wall and start a fight! ❞ ❝ His folks got a waterbed, come upstairs and rest your head. ❞ ❝ The folks are gone, it’s time for big fun! ❞ ❝ When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet it’s big fun! ❞ ❝ So it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot? ❞ ❝ You’re doing it wrong! ❞ ❝ Really? Cause I feel great. ❞ ❝ Woah, a hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery. ❞ ❝ Everyone’s high as a kite. ❞ ❝ Hey, is that weed? I want a hit. ❞ ❝ Fill that joint and fill it tight. ❞ ❝ Dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you! ❞ ❝ I’m not alone, I’m not afraid! I feel like Bono at LiveAid! ❞ ❝ The house is ours, it’s time for big fun! ❞ ❝ Crack open one more case! ❞ ❝ I think that’s what they call “third base.”  ❞ ❝ Alright, people, listen up! ❞ ❝ Way to show maturity! ❞ ❝ Quit it jackass, get off of me! ❞ ❝ I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence! ❞ ❝ Hey, are you okay? ❞ ❝ I didn’t need your help. ❞ ❝ Aw, thanks [name], but I don’t really have to vomit right now. ❞ ❝ You need a jello shot! ❞ ❝ Here comes the cootie squad. ❞ ❝ Shut up, [name]! ❞ ❝ Look who’s with them -- Oh, my god! ❞ ❝ It’s exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hi to [name]. I brought sparkling cider! ❞ ❝ Showing up here took some guts, it’s time to rip ‘em out. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note... ❞ ❝ Why d’you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you if you acted normal. ❞ ❝ There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me? ❞ ❝ So let the speakers blow, they’ll buy another stereo! ❞ ❝ Our folks got no clue ‘bout all the shit their children do. ❞ ❝ Why are they surprised? Whenever we’re unsupervised it’s big fun! ❞

   THE ME INSIDE OF ME

❝ Think. Long and hard. Conjure them up in your mind. What would they say? ❞ ❝ What is their final statement to a cold, uncaring planet? ❞ ❝ Dear world... Believe it or not, I knew about fear; I knew the way loneliness stung. ❞ ❝ I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes. ❞ ❝ I learned to kiss with my tongue ❞ ❝ But oh, the world, it held me down. ❞ ❝ It weighed like a concrete prom queen crown. ❞ ❝ No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity. ❞ ❝ I am more than shoulder pads and makeup. ❞ ❝ No one sees the me inside of me... ❞ ❝ Jesus, you’re making me sound like Air Supply! ❞ ❝ Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops. ❞ ❝ Look. Here’s a suicide note. ❞ ❝ They couldn’t see past my rockstar mystique. They wouldn’t dare look in my eyes. ❞ ❝ But just underneath was a terrified girl, who clings to her pillow and cries! ❞ ❝ My looks were just like prison bars; they’ve left me a myriad of scars. ❞ ❝ “Myriad”, Nice. ❞ ❝ No one thinks a pretty girl has substance. That’s the curse of popularity. ❞ ❝ I am more than just a source of handjobs. ❞ ❝ Our children are dying! ❞ ❝ I suggest we get everyone and just talk and feel, together. ❞ ❝ Thank you, [name]. Call me when the shuttle lands. ❞ ❝ I’m telling you, we all misjudged [name]. ❞ ❝ This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read. ❞ ❝ Box up my clothing for Goodwill. ❞ ❝ Give the poor my Nordic Track. ❞ ❝ Donate my car to crippled kids or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❞ ❝ Give them my hats and my CDs, my pumps and my flats, my three TVs! ❞ ❝ But I weep for all I failed to be, maybe I can help the world by leaving. ❞ ❝ Not so fast, we’ve got a solid half-hour of healing. ❞ ❝ Now I have mimeographed copies of the suicide note so you can feel [name]’s anguish. ❞ ❝ I never knew about her pain. ❞ ❝ Her life had hit a rocky patch. ❞ ❝ Feel! ❞ ❝ Deep down she wasn’t cruel or vain - She didn’t mean to be such a snatch! ❞ ❝ Heal! ❞ ❝ [Name], you’re very quiet. What’s on your mind? ❞ ❝ Uh, maybe [name] realized that in order to be happy they had to give up their power, and the only way to do that was... death. ❞ ❝ Look what we’ve done, we’re breaking through! ❞ ❝ No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you... ❞ ❝ [Name] touching me... ❞ ❝ They’ve made us better than we were. ❞ ❝ [Name]’s dead, but they will live inside me. ❞ ❝ Holy crap! This is awesome! ❞ ❝ [Name] cried, our sins fell on their shoulders! ❞ ❝ [Name] died, so we could all be free! ❞ ❝ I’m bigger than John Lennon! ❞ ❝ They’re the dove that sings outside my window/the twin from whom I’m separated/the horse I never got for Christmas! ❞ ❝ [Name] sees/is the me inside of me! ❞

   SHINE A LIGHT

❝ Deep inside of everyone there’s a hot ball of shame. ❞ ❝ Guilt, regret, anxiety. Fears we dare not name. ❞ ❝ But, if we show the ugly parts that we hide away, they turn out to be beautiful by the light of day! ❞ ❝ Shine a light on your deepest fears! ❞ ❝ Let in sunlight now and your pain will disappear! ❞ ❝ Shine and your scars and your flaws will look lovely because you shine! ❞ ❝ Everyday’s a battlefield when pride’s on the line. ❞ ❝ I attack your weaknesses and pray you don’t see mine. ❞ ❝ But if I share my ugly parts and you show me yours, our love can knock our walls down and unlock all our doors! ❞ ❝ Who wants to share what’s in their heart? ❞ ❝ No volunteers? Fine, I’ll start. ❞ ❝ My name’s [name], I live alone. My husband left, my kids are grown. ❞ ❝ That did not work out well for me. ❞ ❝ The revolution came and went. Tried to change the world, barely made a dent. ❞ ❝ I have struggled with despair. ❞ ❝ I’ve joined a cult, chopped off my hair. I chant, I prayed, but god’s not there! ❞ ❝ So [name]! I’m ending our affair! ❞ ❝ And I faked it, every single time. ❞ ❝ Woo, that feels fan-freaking-tastic! ❞

   SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)

❝ Stupid child proof caps! ❞ ❝ Aww look, [name]’s going to whine, whine, whine all night! ❞ ❝ You don’t deserve to live! ❞ ❝ Why not kill yourself! ❞ ❝ Here have a sedative. ❞ ❝ Whine like there’s no Santa Claus. ❞ ❝ You’re pathetic because you whine! ❞ ❝ Your ass is off the team. ❞ ❝ Go on and bitch and moan. ❞ ❝ You don’t deserve to dream. ❞ ❝ You’re gonna die alone. ❞ ❝ Die alone! Die alone! Die alone! DIE ALONE! ❞

   KINDERGARTEN BOYFRIEND

❝ There was a kid I met in kindergarten. ❞ ❝ They were sweet, they said that I was smart. ❞ ❝ They were good at sports and people liked them. ❞ ❝ At nap time once we shared a mat. ❞ ❝ I didn’t sleep, I sat and watched him breathing. Watched and dreamed for nearly half an hour. ❞ ❝ Then they woke up. ❞ ❝ They pulled a scab off one time while playing kickball. ❞ ❝ Kissed me quick, then pressed it in my hand. I took that scab and put it in a locket, all year long I wore it near my heart. ❞ ❝ They didn’t care if I was thin or pretty. ❞ ❝ They were mine until we hit first grade. ❞ ❝ Last night I dreamed a horse with wings flew down into my homeroom. ❞ ❝ There they sat and held out their arms. ❞ ❝ So we sailed above the gym, across the faculty parking lot. ❞ ❝ And a horse with wings. ❞ ❝ Now we’re all grown up and we know better. Now we recognize the way things are. ❞ ❝ Certain kids are just for kindergarten. ❞ ❝ Certain kids are meant to be alone. ❞ ❝ But I believe that any dream worth having is a dream that should not have to end. ❞ ❝ So I’ll build a dream that i can live in, and this time I’m never waking up. ❞ ❝ We’ll soar above the trees, over cars and croquet lawns. Past the church and the lake and the tri-county mall. ❞ ❝ We will fly through the dawn. ❞ ❝ A new kindergarten, where nap time is centuries long. ❞

   YO GIRL

❝ [Name] took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note. ❞ ❝ Oh my god. Are they dead? ❞ ❝ Just some broken bones. ❞ ❝ Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably. ❞ ❝ Keep it together. ❞ ❝ I knew you would come far. ❞ ❝ Now you’re truly a [blank]. ❞ ❝ Smell how gangsta you are. ❞ ❝ [Name], I’m so sorry. ❞ ❝ Feel a bit punchy? ❞ ❝ They’re not looking so well. ❞ ❝ Still, you’ve earned that red scrunchie. ❞ ❝ Come join [name] in hell. ❞ ❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick! ❞ ❝ Your friend [name] stopped by. They told us everything. ❞ ❝ ...’Everything’? ❞ ❝ Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide? ❞ ❝ They’ve got your handwriting down cold. ❞ ❝ Please, honey. Talk to us! ❞ ❝ No, you wouldn’t understand! ❞ ❝ Try me! I’ve experience everything you’re going through right now. ❞ ❝ Guess who’s right down the block. ❞ ❝ Your problems seem like life and death. I promise, they’re not. ❞ ❝ Guess who’s climbing the stairs. ❞ ❝ Guess who’s picking your lock. ❞ ❝ You don’t know what my world looks like! ❞ ❝ Time’s up! Go say your prayers! ❞ ❝ You’re running on fumes now, you’re totally fried. ❞ ❝ You’ve gotta be trippin’ on ‘schrooms now, thinking that you can hide.  ❞ ❝ You’re done for, there’s no doubt now. Notify next of kin! ❞ ❝ You’re trying to keep me out now- TOO LATE! I got in. ❞ ❝ Knock knock! Sorry for coming in through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know! ❞ ❝ Get out of my house! ❞

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Daughter sentence starters

"Don't think about the consequences."

"Leave me at the altar, knowing all the things you just escaped."

"Don't you dare look back."

"This is torturous electricity between both of us."

"I want you so much, but I hate your guts."

"I hate you."

"Wipe away your tear stains."

"Thought you said you didn't feel pain."

"I pray a lot for you."

"I look out for you."

"I'll do whatever you say to me in the dark."

"You're too old to be so shy."

"I bite my tongue and torch my dreams."

"Things cannot be reversed."

"We both know I'll never be your lover."

"I only bring the heat, company under cover, filling space in your sheets."

"You let it go."

"I let it go."

"I was drunk again, causing accidents."

"You're not a friend, you're nothing."

"I think I should be a little more confident in myself, in my skin."

"Take me home."

"He don't recognize me anymore."

"Burned out flames should never re-ignite."

"I won't say a word, but I think he knows."

"I've hardly slept since the night he left."

"Pick it all up and start again."

"You've got a second chance."

"You could go home."

"You could still be what you want to."

"You've got a warm heart, you've got a beautiful brain."

"Our minds are troubled by the emptiness."

"If you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones, 'cause most of us are heaving through corrupted lungs."

"We are the reckless, we are the wild youth."

"One will die before he gets there."

"Most of our feelings, they are dead and they are gone."

"I've lost it all."

"My eyes are damp from the words you left."

"If you're in love, then you are the lucky one, 'cause most of us are bitter over someone."

"I'm forever missing him."

"Setting fire to our insides for fun."

"I can't forget it, though I've tried."

"I know you regret it, love, you told me so many times."

"I still wonder why you left with her and left me behind."

"Take your hands off him 'cause he's the only one that I have ever loved."

"I don't want to imagine words you spoke to her that night."

"Did she make your heart beat faster than I could?"

"Did she give you what you hoped for?"

"I hope it made you feel good, knowing how much I adored you."

"You're making me sick, love."

"Frozen hearts growing colder with time."

"I needed you."

"Now we are strangers."

"I’m a foolish, fragile spine."

"I want all that is not mine."

"I want him, but we’re not right."

"I should go now."

"I’m sorry if I smothered you."

"Hate is spitting out each others mouths, but we're still sleeping like we're lovers."

"I already know I'll lose you."

"By tomorrow I'll be left in the darkness, amongst your cold sheets and your shoes will be gone, and your body warmth no longer beside me."

"She don't even want to speak to you."

"Still reminding me what I feel, how he left without reasons."

"You can try to forget me but I won't let you easily."

"Despite everything I'm still human."

"I think I'm dying here."

"I can't stand to be so dead behind the eyes."

"Give me touch 'cause I've been missing it."

"I'm dreaming of strangers kissing me in the night."

"I'll escape with him."

"I've been thinking that I should see someone just to find out if I'm alright."

"I used to dream of adventure when I was younger."

"You always find the rain in rainbows."

"You're so cold to touch."

"Your kisses are not what I wanted."

"All I really need is you to comfort me."

"You don't understand, you don't hold my hand."

"All I ever wanted was your heart right from the start."

"Her kisses may be a beautiful art, but she don't really care about your heart."

"If I try to get close, he is already gone."

"He is restless at night, 'cause he has horrible dreams."

"I don't know what we're doing, I don't know what we've done."

"I think we should run."

"I won't tell my mother, it's better she don't know."

"We'll just keep each other as safe as we can."

"Will you stay with me, my love, 'till we're old and grey?"

"I'm losing my friend."

"Her eyes were blue and green like none I've ever seen."

"Through many years, their love did survive."

"I flew here under false pretense."

"I know you think you're still a child, but I couldn't give a fuck."

"I've forgotten what it was that I wanted."

"I won't be your doll."

"I don't look so good in yellow."

"I see the way you look at her, you don't do that for me."

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heathers starters;; musical pt. 1

NSFW WARNING FOR SOME.

featuring “lifeboat”, “dead girl walking”, “seventeen” and “fight for me”

“still … the weakest must go.”

“the tiniest lifeboat with people i know.”

“i’m your dead girl/boy/person walking.”

“thirthy hours to live, how shall i spend them?”

“i could change my name and ride up to seattle.”

“before they punch my clock i’m snapping off your … window-lock.”

“sorry but i really had to wake you.”

“see i decided i must ride you ‘til i break you.”

“you’re my last meal on death row.”

“you know, it’s ‘cuz you’re beautiful.”

“you say you’re numb inside but i can’t agree.”

“so the world’s unfair? keep it locked out there!”

“no sleep for you tonight.”

“fine, we’re damaged”

“we’re not special, we’re not different.”

“we don’t choose who lives or dies.”

“don’t you want a life with me?”

“if you could let me in i could be good with you.”

“people hurt us or they vanish.”

“don’t stop looking in my eyes.”

“so what’s it gonna be?”

“i wanna be with you.”

“yeah, we’re damaged. but your love’s too good to lose.”

“i’ll stay if i’m what you choose.”

“holy shit!”

“hey mr. no-name kid, so who might you be?”

“and could you fight for me?”

“could you be seen with me and still act proud?”

“hey, could you hold my hand?”

“i would fight for you.”

“if you would fight for me.”

“well, whoa, you can punch real good.”

“you’ve lasted longer than i thought you would.”

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Heathers RP Sentence Starters— (Beautiful.)

❝ I believe I’m a good person. ❞

❝ You know, I think there’s a little good in everyone. ❞

❝ What happened? ❞

❝ Hold your breath and count the days. ❞

❝ Life can be beautiful! ❞

❝ We could change again. ❞

❝ Hey, are you okay? ❞

❝ Get away, nerd! ❞

❝ Things will get better. ❞

❝ What did you say to me, skank? ❞

❝ We on for movie night? ❞

❝ I rented the Princess Bride! ❞

❝ I’m a sucker for a happy ending. ❞

❝ I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me? ❞

❝ I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend! ❞

❝ You have a zit right there. ❞

❝ Why do they hate me? ❞

❝ Why won’t he date me? ❞

❝ Why did I hit them? ❞

❝ Why do I cry myself to sleep? ❞

❝ Somebody hug me. ❞

❝ Somebody fix me. ❞

❝ Somebody save me. ❞

❝ Get me a cold beer. ❞

❝ They are a mythic bitch. ❞

❝ Grow up, (Name). ❞

❝ Maybe you should see a doctor, (Name). ❞

❝ You’re late for class. ❞

❝ Week’s detention. ❞

❝ This is an excellent forgery. ❞

❝ Who are you? ❞

❝ I crave a boon. ❞

❝ Shut up, (Name)! ❞

❝ For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞

❝ If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. ❞

❝ Out of my way, geek. ❞

❝ I don’t want trouble. ❞

❝ You’re gonna die at 3PM. ❞

❝ Don’t you dare touch me. ❞

❝ Get away, pervert! ❞

❝ Who could survive this? ❞

❝ I can’t escape this. ❞

❝ I think I’m dying. ❞

❝ Lookin’ like hell on wheels! ❞

❝ My God, it’s beautiful. ❞

❝ It’s a beautiful fricken day! ❞

[vasilyevna-a]

21 chump street sentence starters.

❝ that’s me! ❞

❝ i get straight a’s, man! ❞

❝ that’s not the only reason i liked her, though. ❞

❝ what the heck i gotta do to be with you? ❞

❝ who do i have to be for you to be with me? ❞

❝ you told her all this in class? ❞

❝ well, i texted her. ❞

❝ i trust her right away. ❞

❝ i never met anyone like her, bro! ❞

❝ she didn’t say no exactly. ❞

❝ yeah, i was surprised. i’m a pretty great guy! ❞

❝ i decided i need to step my game up. ❞

❝ it’s too late to be shy. ❞

❝ who do i have to be for you to go to prom with me? ❞

❝ you asked her to the prom? ❞

❝ yeah! i danced and everything. ❞

❝ i’ll think about it. ❞

❝ she said she’d think about it. ❞

❝ i didn’t say yes. i didn’t say i’d think about it. ❞

❝ you wouldn’t believe how easy it is to get pills and weed. ❞

❝ let’s just say i would drink at the end of the day. ❞

❝ seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life. ❞

❝ those are the ones you remember, the ones you think about after you’re gone. ❞

❝ do you smoke? you smoke weed? ❞

❝ if that’s what you need, i can find some for you. ❞

❝ you would do that for me? ❞

❝ i can be your guy. ❞

❝ what the heck am i doing? ❞

❝ i don’t hang out with guys like that. ❞

❝ i called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend. ❞

❝ everybody’s got a cousin who can hook them up with something. ❞

❝ are we supposed to trust him? ❞

❝ we don’t sell drugs. ❞

❝ i got you, girl. don’t sweat it. ❞

❝ love! only if you believe in love. ❞

❝ oh my god, i’m actually gonna do this. ❞

❝ okay, here. take the money. ❞

❝ i don’t want your money. i got this just for you. keep your money. ❞

❝ there’s nothing i won’t do for you. i’ll come through for you every time. ❞

❝ you’re making me feel guilty. ❞

❝ there’s one last thing i need you to do for me. ❞

❝ i am doing my job. i am doing it right. ❞

❝ it’s your word against hers. ❞

❝ the cops have every text. ❞

❝ i’ve seen what it can do to a family. that’s all i wanna say about it. ❞

❝ i would love to have that conversation. ❞

❝ what the heck did you do? ❞

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im gonna head off now so i can get some friends together for when the update comes out. i’ll get to everything tomorrow (for real this time lmao i hate myself).

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tinynotsotinychef:

“Oh dear oh dear….” 

he shook his head at the knocked out woman. What should he do? He shook her a few more times before deciding that she wasn’t going to wake up anytime soon. He sighed out shakily before slowly supporting her weight by slinging her arm over his shoulder. He shuffled over back over his camp and set the drenched woman inside his tent.

“There we are…” 

he muttered softly, making sure the woman didn’t have any physical wounds before standing back and leaving her to regain herself. Hopefully she’ll be alright!

“Shut up Rawling, it’s hard enough to sleep as it is,” After being completely out of it the whole time she was dragged over to the tent something Walani said finally seemed to have some thought behind it. After not hearing one of Rawling’s usual snarky comebacks some voice in the back of her mind was nagging at her to wake up. “...Rawling?”

Forcing her eyes open, Walani took a moment for her eyes to adjust, seeing a silhouetted figure before her. She wanted to ask who they were but instead the only words that came out of her mouth were-

“...Why am I wet?”

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"Explain the purpose of the red and white hat, survivor."

oh!

so basically there’s this dude who comes into everyone’s houses and leaves presents under a tree you leave out and it’s super cool (it’s kinda creepy but i mean who doesn’t like free stuff) but that’s the hat he wears and i’m feeling holly jolly so i’m wearing it too

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fiiirestarter:

        ❝Of course, sweetheart. Keep DELUDING yourself.❞ Her sharp laughter rang out again. She could tell by her quavering voice by she wasn’t absolutely CERTAIN, and that gave her a twinge of SATISFACTION, knowing she had the girl spooked.

    From the night came an eerie croak, then a rather ominous sound… Like a music box. But horribly off-key. And slow. And horribly, horribly distorted. Behind her crept up a shadowy hand, jerking and twitching the closer it came.

            ❝That reverse psychology junk isn’t going to work on me you know. I’m completely sure of myself and I’ve never lied. Not once.❞ Except for the hundred times before this, and right now. But those don’t count, she decided that they definitely don’t count.

               The tune started and so did Walani, first checking around frantically to find where the annoyance was followed by quickly running out into the darkness to get rid of it. As soon as dawn came she was taking every single flower from this meadow and donning at least twelve flower crowns.

            ❝How do you find this funny,❞ she questioned as she headed back to the fire ❝you’re playing with not entirely innocent lives you know. Whoever you are, you’re sick.❞