Fucking Kidneys!

@surlocked

I'm Bridget, I'm 20 and I post anything from my favorite TV shows to simply cute post I find on Tumblr

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when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

I'm DM my first Pathfinder campaign on Monday and I'm so excited. I am writing the campaign myself and decided to do a more sandbox style world. I know they are more work creating but they are so much fun. I decided to create the notice board they would get most the jobs from and I'm in love with it.

#dnd #pathfinder #tabletop rpg #adventures in dming #dming #first time dm

ruinedchildhood

This is me on so many levels

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

hiddlesherethereeverywhere

THIS IS IMPORTANT

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

its gonna be like this for the rest of our lives isnt it…

dude when i see someone’s birth year is 1998 I still imagine a ten-year-old at most and then I realize they’re actually legal adults wtf

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJMUpX16gDg)

Votr

https://www.dosomething.org/us/campaigns/lose-your-v-card?source=user/55a88e0d469c649e2b9021f8 Hey everyone don't forget to register to vote...you might be one person but you can make a difference

#vote #register #make a change #donald trump #hillary clinton #2016 election

On my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.

Bucky + guilt

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Sorry for the long post :)

brittany-murphy

you can tell from her eyes how offended she is and yet she gives such an incredibly eloquent response. shakira is an angel sent by god himself. bless her.

she is literally a genius, takes college classes for fun, knows five languages fluently, made a non-profit as a young woman that helps poor children in Colombia many afro-colombian, can play four instruments, and she is literally an angel who has a pure heart like thank u for being born like i can go on and on

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