oh this is a thing now? ok

Let chaos reign in this god forsaken hell hole

[vulturescale]

As a blessing for my new sketchbook, Tenontosauruses on the first page

[whimsy-flags]

Some pride dinosaurs for an anon! Trans Man, Bigay, and DID :3

Enjoy!

[lopshachu]

[nayarazune]

luis carazo is winning at dnd (hugging and kissing his homies goodnight)

bonus:

[halzune]

I'm very angry. You should be.

CRITICAL ROLE EP 30: Here in the Dark

[velvetdaydream1]

so, the other day, i went to fair and saw this and immediately went “how can i make this about flambert…”

so ofc, i figured it out

flambae’s sibling maybe asking if he could take his niece out to a local fair or something. whatever it may be, he invited robert since his niece love her new uncle.

his niece is super into one of these (i’ll say knuckles purely for projection) and flambae is so set that he can get it for her.

climbing on some latter he has to balance on and make it to the top? easy.

however, he keep losing hid balance of falling. robert’s watching, trying not to laugh while flambae’s niece is cheering him on. flambae starts spending a ridiculous amount of money to retry over and over again. it gets to a point where it’s painful for both of them to watch him do it, but he won’t back down.

robert takes his niece to ride a couple rides while flambae blows his money. flambae’s niece starts getting a little bummed out after awhile.

they return and robert finally convinces flambae to stop and come spend time with his niece. he’s so bummed out he couldn’t do something that he truly didn’t see as difficult, but more so that he didn’t win something for his niece. he wasted all that time for a dumb game and couldn’t even win something she really wanted.

robert starts to see how bothered flambae is and gets an idea.

they ride a couple rides together and robert disappears saying he was going to get something to drink for everyone. they go on two more rides before flambae thinks they gotta track down his boyfriend bc he’s been gone for so long.

they finally find him after a good ten minutes and he’s holding the giant knuckles plush.

flambae’s niece is overjoyed and flambae can’t help but feel some gay shit or something at the fact robert went out of his way to do something so nice. though, he’s a little irritated he somehow couldn’t do it.

“if it makes you feel any better, i had to spend $30 because i kept falling.” robert says which.. yeah, at least he knew there was some challenge.

then they go home #theend

[ryvnveil]

Austroraptor pair fishing together!

[mechabert]

Flambae isn’t sure he’s doing this ‘friends’ with benefits thing right.

Especially not with Robert.

They’re not particularly skilled at having friends to begin with, let alone the kind who make out in dusty file rooms.

“OH MY GOD! BOB-BOB, THIS IS TERRIBLE!”

Robert’s hands immediately leave Flambae’s thighs, checking him over instead, touching vitals like he’s been built to.

“What?! What, what’s wrong?!”

“Sorry, I was looking at my file,” His lips curl in a displeased arch. “Why is my fucking curl doing that?”

“God, you’re so—,”

Robert buries his nose in the curve of his shoulders and laughs.

Which is weird, because he’s been doing it a lot more since they started this thing.

Flambae doesn’t have a problem with it, — Robert laughs like someone who finally can— but he isn’t sure if that’s the main objective here.

Neither Is making him lunch and labelling it, but here he is.

But the truly bizarre part happens in the morning.

Always his place, because he refuses to ride Robert on the bare ground.

It’s when Flambae’s eyes flutter open, rested, warmth spreading from scalp to chest, Robert’s handprints still pulsing on his waist—

A waist still being hugged by two arms.

But the morning’s still pale, so all Flambae can do is fake a displeased sound, voice still buzzing with sleep, turning so his arms wrap around Robert, too.

“Bob Bob, wake up,” he mumbles into sweet brown hair, catching notes of mint. A shampoo he recommended. “You forgot to leave. Again.”

He gets unintelligible gibberish in return. Which isn’t surprising. His bed must be paradise for the guy.

“And you forgot to kick me out. Again.”

And yeah. Flambae did.

They both agreed to it. In by night. Out by day.

It’s not until they have this conversation on comms do they consider it’s worth having a talk:

“Flambae, that’s the third time this week you skipped R&R. Babe, your heart is gonna collapse.”

“Azizam, is this OUR heart attack?!”

…Neither of them were supposed to say that.

Needless the say, the Z team has no idea who won the ‘who’s gonna drop the pet name’ bet.

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[flamgayagenda]

So I know I've talked about it before but Robert is a giant nerd whose into collectibles. Specifically of Z team. And after Robert amd Chad start dating, Chad finds this out very quickly, and he has no fucking idea why robert likes them, but he does know Robertbdoes this silly Lil happy dance when they have a new one or his eyes light up and he starts to jabber about.

The first time he actually tries to buy robert one, Chad is absolutely shocked at the price because of course he isnt gonna go for the cheap ones he's gonna get his boyfriend a NICE one. A big one. But fuuuuck why does a hunk of plastic cost almost 345 dollars!?

Chad brings it to him, and Robert is all sparkly eyed and awed by it. (Chad was very well rewarded later that night at home of course) . But when he asks:

"Robert, how can you spend that money one figures or plushies like that?" Not to be mean but Cjad wants to know. Now Robert gets a little sheepish because "Well I um ... I really liked comics and superheros when I was a kid but um ... after dad died, I had to sell them all... I had some really good ones and rare ones that were worth alot so ... it helped pay for stuff when the money started drying up..."

Chad .... wants to cry on the spot because how much of Robert's childhood was thrown away or sold for this mecha man legacy bullshit!!! Chad no longer grimaces at the price tag of what he still thinks is a hunk of plastic because to Robert its a piece of joy. It's some mindless and useless and it brings him happiness amd Chad already decided he was gonna be the reason Robert stays fucking happy so yes, he IS gonna buy the hunk of plastic. Yes he HAS snatched and thrown Robert's wallet far away while he paid for whatever stupid little collectible robert found amd wanted. And yes he is going to climb that lamppost or tree or roof to get the wallet back that he threw in the first place.

Zteam catches on to this and they do the fucking same because like hell is their dispatcher gonna pay for his piece of happiness again because he already had to sell it once and they sure as shit aren't letting him do it again!!!! "That's THEIR baby!!! So fucking give them the fucking double figure of Malevola and megaBat Sonar figure, Dylan!!! Robert saw it first and I will set your fucking car on fire if I fucking have to!!!"

[liberalsarecool]

She called it.

Unqualified Republican appointments and GOP 3pstein capitalism have abysmal consequences.

[drjholtzmann]

p.m. — a.m.

lines and variant under the cut

[liberalsarecool]

Also, Conor McGregor blew out his knee in like nine seconds last night and Drake lost a million dollars betting on him.

So even better

[redstonedust]

gripping the shoulders of every youtuber ever. look up that unfamiliar word before you pronounce it. especially if it's not a word from your native language but honestly double check the ones that are native to you if you've only seen them in writing. you will thank yourself later.

[duckbunny]

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

[duckbunny]

like I mean this very seriously as writing advice. the character should experience events and make decisions that make them different at the end of the story. they should be changed. they do not have to be improved.

they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.

[soninasvalka]

prisonbae from Keep Your Brittle Heart Warm (https://archiveofourown.org/works/77511186)

[redstonedust]

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.