i am but a simple idiot wizard

i've heard terrible things about you xxxii | she/her | 🌈

[birthofcassiopeia]

sorry guys, the sheet ghost has been dying

I am gonna finally feed u guys tho lol

Waisan Robert my beloved, I have no idea where the hc began but I do know that it would be hilarious on a drunk karaoke night with the z-team.

I think it’s funny before or after the reveal, like, the team has been trying to get him drunk enough to do it, and finally he does because he’s drunk and lost a bet. he got onstage, and proceeded to sing the accidentally selected song word for word. He then immediately passes out once off-stage. They know next to nothing about Robert (even after the reveal) and this doesn’t tell them shit. Ofc Prism was filming though, so everyone demanded that it be sent to the gc. fast forward to the next morning which consists of Robert remembering nothing after his fifth shot that night and a “wtf is this??” Text from Chase with a video attached.

[bluegiragi]

neuron activation

[thexfiles]

Scully drawn to scale

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[eleanorohara]

if this app tries to make me download monopoly go ONE MORE TIME while i’m scrolling

[careydraws]

SEVEN WEEKS LEFT UNTIL THE ADVENTURE ZONE: STORY AND SONG GN...!

I've been having fun sketching out little countdown drawings with the stolen century crew in outfits from different cycles! you can vote on my insta story for who you want to see next week.

don't forget to submit your preorder receipt here!!

@mcelroyfamilystaff

[drjholtzmann]

he’s reading a management book 😭 bc he’s in this 100%

[mcelquotes]

Kravitz... Tell Julia I said I love her.

Magnus Burnsides

[strangestcase]

Good news! This story exists, it’s called The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[drjholtzmann]

just discovered ppl are out here writing whole fics on their phones and not only am i shocked bc fic is such a big-screen-full-keyboard activity to me, but also this explains SO MUCH re: why so many fics i’ve seen lately have the most insane spelling, grammatical, and phrasing errors. whole words being swapped out cos the dodgy autocorrect is getting worse and worse by the day and no one is proofreading

[yoshippipi]

i am currently relistening to taz: balance and GOD do i love this wizard.

[veliseraptor]

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

[mcelquotes]

Griffin: But, yeah, RIP Barry Bluejeans.

Clint: But that doesn’t answer the question. Would we ever bring him back?

Griffin: He’s dead as fuck. Like, I don’t know how many times I have to say it.

Travis: He’s super dead.

Griffin: Barry Bluejeans… soul has left his body. He is no longer… he is gone. He’s gonzo. He’s dead.

[mcelquotes]

You FOUND HER?

The Red Robe

[clementine-kesh]

call me terminally academia-brained but i do think a lot of the fun of character analysis is figuring out how to build a compelling argument for a particular reading using lines of evidence from canon as well as meta/intertextual support

[clementine-kesh]

and you could say that what i’m saying here is basically “a lot of the fun of doing character analysis is doing character analysis” but let’s be real a lot of fandom character analysis is pretty heavily vibes-based. and i think that’s where i really chafe up against the traditional thought-terminating fandom attitude of like, everyone’s opinions hold equal weight and any interrogation of that is inherently hostile. because i think it’s fascinating to dig into where others are coming from in terms of their views on characters or dynamics or whatever, especially when they differ significantly from more commonly expressed views, and part of that digging is asking people okay what parts of canon are you drawing from to support your opinion? what parts of canon are you disregarding or downplaying? how does this argument hold up in the light of how race, gender, class, ability, etc. operate both in the piece’s in-fiction and real world contexts?

[careydraws]

Here's one of my many favorite pages from The Adventure Zone Graphic Novel #3: Petals to the Metal! This was a case where I asked the team if they were ok with me adding a bunch more pages & panels to make room for some goofy dates & give Hurley & Sloane's first kiss time to breathe and everyone was like absolutely yes, so thanks, team.

"Carey did you just want to make us look at their kiss" NO!!! It's still a brag but a different one: I WANT TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT THE DENSITY OF BG JOKES IN THE DATING MONTAGE:

Captain Captain Bane is a Jeff Angel fan- but please also appreciate fanta-sea kayak rental. "fantasy" jokes were one of my go-tos, so please keep an eye out them in every book! Please don't ask how they met, captain, be cool.

Green neighborhood initiative/ planting party is a LITTLE mean but please appreciate fanta-seeds.

OBVIOUSLY you sometimes have to go on a date to the hardware store, where the hardware is for very specific uses only, but please also appreciate 2-for-1 fanta-spree deals.

WOW! YAY! If only there were a book coming out in under three months where you might just see Hurley & Sloane again... maybe TAZGN7, Story and Song... on July 14th?! maybe so!!!! you'll have to read it and find out!!

@mcelroyfamilystaff

[careydraws]

a little outtake comic from when I was getting ready for The Eleventh Hour launch!! working on designs for TAZGN5 was when I learned that all chaps are, in fact, assless.

Just under TWELVE WEEKS LEFT until TAZGN7: Story and Song?! You can preorder it here!

@mcelroyfamilystaff