and so it goes, and so it goes

Chelsea, AL 39¢ pizza box.13.9.13

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

[halogenic]

[amyg-dalin-deactivated20170531]

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America” Then Steve fucking looks at them like this

[dank-mom]

[localfauna]

no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

[demonmee]

thor’s pokerface

[sleepin]

[quick-wide-perception]

[aestheticacadema]

aesthetics

[icecreamkink-deactivated2017062]

OK BUT MODERN MYTH AU where the children who enter the underworld are all like ‘but…. why isn’t your hair blue fire?’ and persephone is just ‘ i know right, i keep telling him it would look fine af’ and hades is just sighs

[bubblebubb]

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[w0wls]

Cover your kids in plastic and watch them flourish

[0-madideas-blog]

[sixpenceee]

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

[angelicguy]

this got 100k? jesus

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

this is so woke no wonder

[natanvance]

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[gifbro]

[thnkfilm]

“And Matilda found, to her surprise, that life could be fun. She decided to have as much fun as possible. After all, she was a very smart kid. Matilda and Miss Honey each got what they wanted: a loving family.”

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito