TS Survivor Rebels Vs. Royals

Welcome to Season 90 of Tumblr Survivor! Soon, 10 Royals to the series will face off against 10 Rebels hoping to steal their crown. The ultimate class clash is upon us, but only one can emerge victorious. Hosted by Isaac, Nicole, and Drew.

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EPISODE 14: I really wish there’s a montage or collage of all the dumb sh*t I’ve said in this game - Dane

I’m just Abi-Maria this game huh except I made it to the final episode

*24 hours later*

well. the jig might be up gals i just. really have the feeling it’s me tonight. like it just feels definitively over. i’ve started to be less paranoid about dan stabbing me in the back and more about ruthie having an idol. we have to vote her bc it means a better shot at all of us in ftc but like i’d feel SAFER voting lachie since he definitely doesn’t have an idol. me getting idoled out would be hilarious in a karmic way but like also. i would cry a lot. so let’s hope i’m just being paranoid. i’m so close and i wanna win so fucking badly that i’m legit gonna be heartbroken if it’s me tonight (:

Okay so I have had TONS of things to do today, I had to ring the Salvation Army bell, decorate a golf cart for Christmas while my mom gave an interview about a blink and you miss it parade my town has every year AND my school kids go swimming every other week and today I agreed to get in with them and BOY am I exhausted and ready to call it a night. I just want to search for the idol, find it and get my ass to sleep. Okay so Dan is talking to me now and he, Lachie and I are going to vote together but for who... I'm not so sure!

i hate writing rops. i just feel like i come off so fake even when im not trying to be. i'll start writing things and then i'll be like "god this bitch," and erase the whole thing.  the personality disorder really jumped out

So I just realized that after I idol’d out Linus and we voted out Ryan in the live night, John AKA Joe started a Snapchat streak with me and after I voted him out he ended it 💀💀💀💀

Sooooo lmao since the cast was announced I knew I was never going to win this game but I have had a blast playing it. These games are truly meant to be played for fun and this was fun BECAUSE I knew I wasn’t going to win. I instead made a challenge for myself and said “find people you trust and get all of them to the end,” and Me, Dan, and Asya are almost at final 3 and I couldn’t be happier! It was almost like a challenge lmaooo like getting to the end by yourself? That’s reasonably easy, you just have to line yourself up for ONE person to get to the end. But getting you and your 2 closest allies to the final 3? That shit is STRESSFUL like any of us could’ve gotten voted out at any moment and we nearly did! Thanks for the fun game uwu xo 

I can’t fucking believe I made the final 4. I really felt like I positioned myself really well in this game and now my hard work might ACTUALLY pay off. Being so loyal in this game has scared me honestly. I don’t know who I am anymore. I do fear my game isn’t as flashy as Asya and Dane, but literally when have I been on the radar? If you want to call it using meat shields, I guess you can, but that doesn’t make me a floater. I was actively keeping targets in front of me by using others to protect me. Amanda died for me, Ruthie died for me. Like I literally was at risk and then they let their side know I wasn’t a threat. It’s literally genius. Idk maybe I’m being too big headed, but I truly feel like I played a stellar game. Getting to FTC would mean the absolute world to me and I really pray for a f3 and not a f2. I just really need to look back and be prepared for questioning. Asya is very articulate and her Rites of Passage really spoke to how well she played. I personally just don’t like using them to talk about my game, it’s more of an honoring thing for those who played. We have enough time at FTC to ramble about how we played the game. I’m not looking forward to endurance tonight. I have won endurance before, but I’m so worried if Lachie wins. I’m hoping and praying Asya will be willing to vote Dane out, but objectively she’d be better off killing me and going to the end with Lachie and Dane. I’m worried. I NEEEEEEED to win.

i’m so fucking nervous for this endurance :’) i’m already bad at pressure cookers but my gout flaring up this past two days sure doesn’t help ! i really would love to win bc a bitch can only trust HERSELF but i might have to cop out as soon as lachie does when the pain gets too intense. i just have to pray dane and dan don’t leave me to duke it out with him. probability of me crying on camera? high oh yeah also i survived the f5 vote lol

*After endurance*

FTC BABY !!!! i actually made f3 with my f3 alliance... wildt. my whole body hurts and i won’t be standing again for the foreseeable future but it was Worth It. will make another confessional tmrw when i’m not sleepy.

I really wish there’s a montage or collage of all the dumb shit I’ve said in this game

writing talking points for my opening speech and everything feels wrong like i just. i know what i want to say but when i say it out loud i feel like an asshole. i think it's because i'm used to going into these things sure that i'm playing for 2nd or 3rd place, but as of right now, i really believe this is my game to win. and saying that makes me feel like The Worst bc its not like dan or dane played badly, i actually think dane really underestimates himself. i just feel like i've worked so fucking hard to get here, scrambling to make things happen on every single vote, building numbers from nothing, busting my ass in every challenge, even the ones i knew i couldn't win. this is one of, if not THE best game i've ever played and i just !! want validation for that i guess. but i don't know how to say that in a way that sounds self assured and confident but not like.. douchey. on the other hand, i've played the loyal game all along. i helped get dan and dane and myself to this point, but now it's every man for themselves so like. lets go ig

Honestly I hated Asyas opening statement. It was a lot of stuff I did with her??? I think I’m really gonna roast her at FTC now. Like the girl acts like she did all the work voting out glo but I used my relationship with Dane and Linus to get them to trust me. She sounded so cocky and confident about her position but I truly believe she wouldn’t be here without her idols and myself. I’m just worried the jury is going to see her as the mastermind when I literally was there with her for every move, Dane too.... I need to really think because who knew people would become real snakes in the grass at f3...

So final tribal tribal council is tonight and I’m so anxious lmaooooo. If it were people that like aren’t rude then I wouldn’t be, but a lot of our cast members tend to be very petty so I have a gut feeling they’re going to make personal remarks. I’m happy to answer any gameplay questions though! I think i have played a pretty well game considering I started out on the outside of a large majority alliance. I snuck my way into people’s trust where they may not usually trust me and it helped me get further. I stayed lowkey with making small moves which would benefit my future like voting out Pippa and Glo and making big moves like voting out RTP and idol’ing out Linus. I used the fact that the cast hates me to keep around as an easy beat and overall I’m really proud of my game no matter what anyone says tonight or the result of the votes. Thank you hosts for casting me it was fun xo

WHEW ftc is over and I feel okay? Asya probably won, but honestly her performance was very impressive. She really sold her game and I need to give credit where credit is due. 

 However, I really think I sold my game. There’s not much else I can say. The production value was lower, but it was just as effective. I feel like I’m on cloud mine right now just because I can say I DIDNT FUCKING FLOP A TS SEASON.

 I made two incredible friends that I plan on talking to long after this and I’m just blessed for this opportunity. Whatever happens, I need to be happy with the result and know in my heart of hearts that I played the very best game I could. Also, Isaac smells.

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EPISODE 13: The goal is to get Asya, Dane, and myself to the end. - Dan

I am kind of kicking myself right now.  I feel like I just made a big mistake voting Ryan out but I did it to gain more of Dan's trust and now I feel like he, Asya and Dane trust me.  Going forward I am going to talk to Dan about doing what we mentioned before- pulling John into kind of a final three type deal and hopefully go with the two of them to the very end. I'm very sad about Linus getting idol'd out.  If he had to go, I am glad it was by idol but I still feel like if I HADN'T have told Dan he would still be in- Dane had to find out by Dan telling him, I can't think of any other way unless Lachie or John told him. Before the challenge Dan asked who I wouldn't mind seeing go and I mentioned Ryan?? and I just feel really bad about it, but earlier- Dane mentioning how Ryan has all those people in the jury, it really stuck with me and I just don't know that it was the best decision. This is the best I've played in AWHILE and I really don't know how I've got here but I'm glad for it? I'm just being pretty honest with everyone and MOST honest with Dan and maybe, maybe, MAYBE I'll make it to the very end.

Whew, final 6. I haven’t done one of these in a while so I apologize. I feel like I’m in a pretty good spot because the numbers are in my favor at the moment. It all boils down to convincing Ruthie that it’s better for Dane to go at 5 then now. So right now I’m aligned with Asya and Dane closely and I have Ruthie securely on the side. The original deal was that we’d pick off someone from either side back and forth, but it’s been a huge swing to getting her side out. I fear that now she will want one of my side out.... but that doesn’t work for me. The goal is to get Asya, Dane, and myself to the end. The reasons I should win over them are clear to me, but might need some explaining to the jury. Asya has been a hot head and a constant target this game. She had two successful idol plays and that’s the only reason her and Dane are still here. Same can be said for Dane. He has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way and has been constantly targeted. I’ve used relationships to get myself off the heat. Whether it be by aligning with the bigger names, or aligning with Ruthie to steer conversation away from me, I’ve only had a few stray votes come my way this whole game. I haven’t had to rely on idols from my friends to save me, or comp wins to push me forward. I’ve been in on every vote and every blindside (even Amanda) (im so sorry girl I know you’ll hate me, but I didn’t warn you and I’m sorry but I just couldnt risk being next out please don’t take it personally I’ll buy you giacomos the next time I see you). A successful game to me is about shifting focus to someone else and I feel like I’ve done that very well. So yeah that’s my rant. Love you all.

Oh noooo I'm starting to get the vibes that I'm going to be the one, EVERYONE has stopped talking to me, if this keeps up I'm just going to have to vote John out and promise Dane and Asya that I'll vote with them. I REALLY need John to stay so I can be a final three with he and Dan :(

* a little later*

I just voted for John and my heart hurts.  I really don't trust Dane and Asya, both have been quiet for a bit and I'm scared they are cooking something up with John and Lachie. I just really hope that Lachie found an idol tonight when he searched and just didn't tell me about it yet- I don't want John to go but I'm ready for bed and I don't want to stay up and it is pointless to tie the vote when there is NO way I'm going to rocks at final six.  I have to look out for myself.

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EPISODE 12: THATS EMBARRASSING CUZ SHE GOT VOTED OUT LMAOOOOOOO.  - Dane

hey my little fishies. so Ryan T left and after that I kind of felt so fucked and totally screwed it actually calmed me. and i felt like it was my time to go this round. the only allies i have and lachie (crackhead) and john (crackhead). i'm kind of hoping to get a goat kind of vibe and be that annoying bitch that says he has no one so work with him. also ruthie and linus said nothing to me about the vote! no heads up! i mean they don't owe me anything but i was kind of hoping they might want to use me for a round or two so they'd at least lmk. i messaged them at 3am after the vote, which for me is usually when ruthie get's up lmao. and ruthie said something and then linus and ruthie said nothing for like 15 more hours until FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE THE VOTE telling me it was pippa. yeah like no SHIT, i spent my breaks talking to john and lachie who are good boys who talk to me !!! i know they're crackheads but john and lachie are MY crackheads for as long as I can ride those coattail baby's !!! but if i can't get lachie john linus and ruthie to vote together with me against one of the other 3 ppl dan dane and asya then i am 100% screwed hehe. also i heard dan told someone (honestly forget who) that he was scared or paranoid that i was gonna try to vote him out every round but honestly for me right now i'm just voting anyway i'm told by the people i trust because everyone else i loved is dead!!! i don't hate dan anymore or want to vote him out but like honestly don't know what the dude thinks of me. 

Okay so I made a LENGTHY confessional about how like keeping Pippa is ultimately the best game plan for me and how I could easily get to the end with Dan and Asya with her here. I’m so thankful that the hosts didn’t send me the confessional link cuz THATS EMBARRASSING CUZ SHE GOT VOTED OUT LMAOOOOOOO. 

a bitch won her second immunity... for real this time i really could not give less of a damn who leaves if it’s not dan or dane which isn’t smart like. strategically? but like fuck all those ppl ruthie is a sweetie but one of the worst people i’ve ever been forced to talk game with. if i hear her say the word “majority” one more time we’re literally fighting linus is a spineless little shit who doesn’t know left from right and is gonna get picked off bc he doesn’t have the attention span it takes to be loyal to ANYBODY ryan. why is he still here. please someone tell me why these people are so far up his ass that even BREATHING the thought of voting him out is a death sentence apparently. how the fuck y’all were really that pressed to save lachie? like i know pippa was a mess but LACHIE? you think he’s gonna be your goat? he’s not bc he stays doing too much and it gonna get y’all bitches voted out prematurely just so he can get to ftc and lose to some other bitch (me) i don’t have anything mean to say abt john bc i do like him but i worry that his social game is going to be the death of me so, anyways i have no negative personal feelings abt any of these people it’s all game related xoxoxoxoxoxo 

I feel like Asya is unbeatable at a lot of the competitions at the moment, if she loses one I think it is going to be her time to hit the road! Ryan is really wanting to work with me and doesn't seem to trust Linus.  He wants to pull in John and Lachie and assumes that Linus is working with Dan, Asya and Dane.   Little does he know that Dan and I are working together and I told Dan all this, LOL. Also I don't think Linus is with them- Dan told me last round to distance myself from Linus a bit because people are grouping he and I together- but out of Linus and I... Linus would go first, right? I feel like he's more of a threat anyway. I don't know where I want to go from here.  I REALLY want to go to the end with Dan and maybe John too.  That is my ideal final three.  I don't know that I could beat either of them?? But it would be nice to go to the end with them.

* a little later*

I just want to align with EVERYONE. For the most part.  I just want Linus to make it out alive this round because I really think I'm his closest ally game wise and I want as many close allies as I can have at this point because once they all go.... I'll be a goner.. heh. Dan is definitely still my number one and if DO work hard to save Linus I don't want anything to mess up what he and I have together, I'm trying to be very transparent to Dan and tell him EVERYTHING so he still trusts me going forward.  It is really hard voting for different people. I just have to make sure they vote for Dane and not Dan.

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EPISODE 11: I still think that Asya and Dane are dangerous and if anyone else wants to win they need to GOOOOO.  - Ruthie

If Ryan would have called me out like he did Pippa and John... I think I would have cried, LOL. All of that was very nerve-wracking but I'm glad I voted correctly for once.

crackheads crackheads crackheads crackheads crackheads chrackheads what do i do now huh?>????????

*a little later*

i’m sad, period

*randomly in the middle of the night*

but i’m still not going home this round

Once again, three hours until tribal and NO IDEA what is happening.  Maybe Ryan, Lachie or John??  I don't know.  I'm not going to stick my neck out for John this time, I want him to stay but I also don't want to get pushy because that might give them an idea to get me out next time.   

I still think that Asya and Dane are dangerous and if anyone else wants to win they need to GOOOOO.

*later*

so like this plan to lay low and not push fucking sucks “i’m a pusher, cady!!” like at this point i personally want lachie gone over john bc lachie keeps voting me and like there’s no point talking game w him since he’s just gonna do whatever dumbass thing pops in his mind. john is reasonable (this is also the reason i know he needs to leave). he and i are just now fixing our personal relationship so i’m worried that voting him out now is gonna bite me in the ass if i make ftc. but oh well, i’ll retcon where needed. i’m sticking to the plan. i can just feel myself being a condescending bitch in my confessionals and it’s only because i Am a condescending bitch i’m so sorry

*later*

This vote is a mess and a lot of it is my doing. Like obviously my allegiance is with Asya and Dane but I’m so TIRED of doing what they want to do. I’m desperately trying to save face with people like lachie and John bc at the end of the day, they’ll likely target Dane and Asya over me if they know I’m a potential vote for them in the end game. I’m also so afraid going to the end with Asya and Dane because I want to win. Like I feel pretty left out a lot of the votes until the very end. I know Dane has an idol and he told Asya before me, aka he trusts her more. So I really need to consider what I do with that information. I want to somehow blindside him with his idol in his pocket, or have him misplay it or something so I can have some sort of move in this game. Ugh my head is spinning and I just wanna see how this round turns out.

I'm not on tribal council but I'm getting a play by play from Linus and I'm just nervous that Dane and Asya are about to be up to their old idol-y tricks!  I HOPE I DON'T GO!

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EPISODE 10: I’m aligned with idiots - Ruthie

A little switcherooooo haha I wanted Seamus gone so badly. He was truly insufferable to talk to most of the time. Not because I don’t like him, but because he would constantly ask for info without supplying anything back. You learn valuable information in this game by strategically giving information. I feel like he just needed to be more upfront and I would have trusted him more. Instead he ended up looking slipperier than a wet lasagna noodle. So I love that Asya and Dane are building these targets on their back by using idols and stuff. I honestly see myself getting better than 7th (hopefully). I have been somewhat sliding under the radar but still being involved in these bigger moves without getting much blood on my hands. I think that as long as Asya and Dane continue to have this OTTN3, CPN kinds of displays, I can sit back, enjoy the show, and have clean hands for FTC. The thing that scares me though is that I will not have the direct moves that Asya made. But honestly my UTR game is something I’m working on and something I would reward with the win as a Jury member.

i was so happy to meet seamus because i knew amanda already and liked her but i didn't know seamus and it was nice and new i love meeting new friends. i think he's FUNNY. COOL. NICE. LMFAO. and i thought seamus and i would be F3 like tight tight best allies. but every hoe coming out being like "love seamus, my best ally, i was so close to him" like bitch me too the fuck!!! little crackhead !!!!!!!! who was ur real f2??? what's this i hear about an alliance with anabel and dane???? still love him. 

* a little while later after that*

i miss amanda ugh we would be calling and stressing about votes and it's thursday night right now and i have friday saturday sunday off work and we could've called and had fun times and be rats. the game got interesting when we merged and then she died like i hate my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and seamus too ugh and they're both gone. and now all i do is talk to sweet john and get high hehe. i hate that i'm also on the opposite schedule of rtp and ruthie i'd like to get to know them more.

As much as I miss my daily memes from Seamus...  I'm not too sad that he's gone.  If I made it to the final three with him he would have won HANDS DOWN.  he was playing hard and I respect that but I need to keep on keeping on! I'm now in an alliance that Seamus made with the Ryans and Linus.  I trust them all to and all but I trust John more than ANYONE else in this game.  I'm playing around with the idea of telling him I'm in an alliance.  I also kind of want to tell Dan but I'm scared then word would get back to Asya and Dane.   I just really want to keep playing both sides and see what happens! When I get caught I'll just deal with it, lol. I'm pretty sure Linus and Lachie also playing two sides.

*two seconds later*

My big mouth just told Dan about the alliance I have with RTP, Ryan and Linus that Seamus made.  WHY DO I TELL EVERYONE EVERYTHING?? I am so bad at this LOL. I trust Dan but he's no fool, I know it is going to get back to Asya and Dane and then my alliance is going to disown me; Interesting though, he told me that he heard Lachie's name and I really thought that Lachie was with Dan, Asya and Dane. Part of me keeps wondering if I should have voted Ryan out that first merged tribal, I am so crackedt right now. I feel like the rat that is scampering off from group to group and I just have this feeling that my time is going to be up tonight.  I don't know who to trust and who not to trust at this point.  I talk to Dan and John the most and I do talk to Linus a good bit but like... I'm just in constant conflicted mode.   I do like the idea of Dan and I working together if he is with Asya and Dane and I stay with the others.  We could secretly feed each other information or something but hopefully I didn't just ruin my entire game.

*later*

I think??? I should be safe.  Dan told me that he ALSO is in an alliance with Dane, Asya and Pippa which Pippa being aligned with them REALLY surprised me.  I thought she was just doing her own thing and living her best life but it really makes a lot of sense.  I think that we will eventually pull John in and make an alliance with just the three of us.  Also I'm thinking that Lachie is going to go which would be the BEST case scenario for both Dan and myself and maybe starting next week we can start kicking members off of each alliance that isn't myself or Dan. I don't want to get cocky but I feel like I'm in a really good position right now and that Dan is officially my ride or die in this game.

This vote seemed too easy???? Like it landed on Lachie and I’ve heard nothing else? I’m just like nervy. I opened up to Ruthie today about my position in the game. She and I compared notes..... and alliances. We figured out we were kind of on either side of the game. We promised to keep the info we told each other under wraps, which I intend to do. Ruthie is a likable person and down the line a sleeper threat to win, I just want options. She seems to be willing to cough up some info from time to time so we’ll see where this leads. I’m just paranoid bc I feel like it could very well be me this round? Idk. I also don’t really care lmao

*a half hour later*

So now it flipped to RTP? I love that but I’m always the last to know and I’m getting #overit

ok so i cant make a video bc jacob is here but heres the rundown lost immunity, ryan m won who do i want gone the most? rtp fuck that man. however, lachie didn't even submit for the challenge so people are like ok lets just do him which like?? fine?? i guess?? fuck lachie too cause he's another traitorous ass bitch, but i'm not scared of him. i can kill him later. so when i hear john wants him to stay and for a royal to leave, suddenly he and i are best buddies again. he wanted pippa but like i just spent the last round telling pippa i would fight for her and so thats what i did! i told john that we needed pippa and that i could make her vote rtp, so now, what i'm being told is that myself, dane, dan, pippa, lachie and john are voting rtp. only guess what? the others aren't voting lachie anymore. no prizes for guessing who these bitches flipped onto (: anyways now that lachie isn't in danger it's very likely that he would flip on me, making it 5-5 instead of 6-4. in a tie, these bitches will absolutely flip on me. like i just know it. maybe i'd have dane and dan but thats it. and that pisses me off. i feel like i've been working my ass off and to have it end here is like... mentally i know it's good for me bc this game drives me crazy but like. i fucking deserve to get farther than people who don't even play the game. i just do. i owe that to myself. anyways. dane thinks he can get linus on board as well. i tried patching things up w linus and he left me on read so like i don't see why he wouldn't vote me. not hopeful there. if i'm voted out let it be known that i remain the baddest bitch in this game and i will be an incredible demon at ftc. thank u and goodnight. ps stream jackboot jump

My alliance hoping for rocks?  I'm aligned with idiots. I've told Dan EVERYTHING I've been hearing all day and I really hope it doesn't all come back to bite me on the ass.  He's gotten very quiet and isn't the only one.  Suddenly everyone is quiet and that is never a good thing right before a vote is due, it makes me think that it has been changed to me.  SURELY these people would tell me right?  I've had the curtesy to tell people when it is them to be a suck up... SURELY people will tell me too... RIGHT? I don't know. Rocks is beginning to sound better and better though.   

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EPISODE 9: Talking to Seamus is like the worst thing ever and I enjoy none of it. - Dan

So now I’m upset. Not because Asya lived but because I didn’t stick with my gut and I voted for her. Which makes me an asshole. And I’ve never played with her like this before so I don’t know if she takes it a normal way or a billy way. BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD HER IT WAS HAPPENING. So....I think that makes up for it.

so last round was disgusting. Amanda going home was dane's dirty deed. his gross hands were all over it and he knows it. he sunk his own ship and alienated himself by most of the tribe and then he comes into my pms and wants to discuss, so i explained to him my thoughts, and that he i thought he was involved and made it personal. and of course he freaks out and is like "how dare you accuse me of this stuff" blah blah blah. dane is a ugly cunt and his horrible personality is just the cherry on top of it. dont come into my pms saying u wanna discuss but if i say anything u get upset and then tell me you are done speaking to me? like ok ? you came into my pms i didnt come to you so let's get that straight. john was also like "hearing asya cry on call made me cry" like save ur crocodile tears for someone else. but anyways about john im starting to enjoy him on a personal level and ryan really wants to work with him. my game rn is forming a new alliance, rn rtp suggested me ryan linus and him and i like it. because then we can pull in pippa/ruthie without doing any of the real hard work. and ryan suggested a 4 person me lachie john ryan and then im in 2 kinda solid ones. the only thing is pippa keeps targeting john and idk if im willing to expose myself and let that happen. this round i want either dane or dan to go home, and pray for no idol.

AHHH roller coaster.  Dane and I were very tight last round but I just get bad vibes.  My gut says that he NEEDS to go, especially in a Dane vs John scenario. I don't know why everyone is thinking that John is such a threat right now because I don't think so? Maybe I'm dumb, LOL. I do think Dane needs to go because if he doesn't I'm scared he's going to tell everyone how he and I were the ones that started the Dan/Ryan thing the other day. The person I trust the most at the moment is John and I do NOT want him leaving.

Amanda going home? Not cute. John probably going home this round? Cuter, but still not cute. I feel like I’m in no position to call shots at the moment tho so if the light of my life John Coffey must die, I’ll throw the first bit of dirt on his casket. Additionally talking to Seamus is like the worst thing ever and I enjoy none of it.

how hard is it for these people to just DO WHAT I WANT

*a while later*

i’m bad and ramble too much in my confessional. i talked to rtp earlier and we agreed voting john would be easy. now him and the other sheep are flocking to seamus who wants out dane. i know this is bad and i swore i’d never idol anyone but myself but. i’m not winning this game anyways. dane voted with me when even dan couldn’t. he made it so i could achieve my goal last round and i’m paying that shit back before i go. this is not my game to win but this is my game to identify the leeches and send them to jury. seamus, you’re up!

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pre-tribal mood

We’re turning this around! We’re voting out Seamus! We’re doing the thing. If it doesn’t work out I may pass out. I will only accept being rocked out! Asya and I are together again yeehaw!

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EPISODE 8: Everyone likes me supposedly and this doesn’t happen often - Seamus

I am VERY excited to be merged!  I made my goal by making it to merge! I hope that this means that jury is either... now or right around the corner because that is my other goal! Once I reach that I will start making other goals, heh heh. I think that I'm in a really good spot, I'm definitely one of the weaker members when it comes to most challenges so I don't think people will come for me right off the bat or anything, so maybe... some smooth sailing ahead? I'm excited to be back with Linus and Seamus and I've talked a little to Dan and to Asya.  I really want to feel everyone out and form a tight bond with someone though, I haven't found my ride or die yet in this game and I WANT to!

TEAAAAA so I made merge. That’s really cute and I’m proud of myself. Coming into merge with an 8-4 split of royals vs rebels is like.....yikesy, but I think I have some ins. I feel like I’m in an okay position, the only thing that sucks right now is the fact that a lot of people know that me and Amanda are super close. We’re best friends from growing up and I just don’t want everyone to think my game is going to be jeopardized for her. Will I write her name down? Absolutely not, but I won’t actively avoid her being targeted. My allegiance is to Asya and that’s that on that. I need to make sure Asya knows that she’s my number one til the end and doesn’t get cold feet because of the Amanda situation. With Asya I want to work with John and Linus. Dane is there but like Amanda doesn’t like him so I’d prefer to keep him close, but not as close as others. Amanda says she close to Ryan M which is good for me because unlike me, Amanda will tell me if I’m going home/being targeted by that rat. Merge is here and everyone is on crack, but I’m happy for my health so!

i feel bad having said yes to this game bc my mental health is a plane in extreme turbulence rn i don’t know what the fuck is going on and i can’t make myself talk to people to find out so perhaps i’m merge boot

So here i am making up with Ryan and voting him out. Honestly something will happen and I’ll go home I’m sure of it

I am so bad at this game LSJFDLF.  WHY do I play this? So me being the paranoid person I am wanted to get the ball rolling tonight because I didn't want to wait around and see my name being written down at 10! Anyway, Dane mentioned Dan and Ryan M having beef with each other in the group chat and said he thought people would be thinking the vote would be one of the two of them.  Then we proceeded to tell people that asked that we heard Dan or Ryan M when we had NOT.   I honestly DO NOT like the ideas of the rebels being picked off one by one, sO I wanted to vote for Ryan M.  I like him a lot but I don't think he would have any problem writing my name down.  Dan however I think I have a pretty good rapport with and I definiteluy don't want him to leave! (although anyone would be better than me. ) Dane apparently talked to Seamus who apparently DID NOT like this idea of Ryan leaving, apparently he wants a rebel to go or something, I don't know.  But then Seamus calls me and we had a short awkward conversation (because my phone is horribly delayed and whatever I said kept interrupting him LOL)  but apparently he and Amanda want to vote a 'random' like Asya out??  I talk to Asya, not a ton but apparently more than some people do because I don't think she's a random.  I just don't know what to do, I feel like I'm stuck in the middle but I do know that I WANT and NEED to go with the numbers this round.   I don't want to screw anything up with Dane so I'm going to tell him that I'm switching to Asya and I also need to tell Dan and John that too but I'm going to wait a little closer until the votes are due so I don't cause drama and get myself voted out. I want to make big moves and I really want Asya to stay but I don't think I'm ready to stop playing it safe yet.

Listen, this tribal is a huge ass mess! First, hi- here I am again. Haven’t made a confessional since round 1 because I’ve been super privileged to win! So- I feel like I have no one to trust. RTP and Dane are probably the people I trust the least. Just because I’ve worked with them before and they’re trouble. Amanda and RTP are def in kahoots and scare me too. So now the vote is between Asya, Dan, and Ryan. I’m really pulling for Ryan because we don’t talk much and such. I really love Asya but everyone seems to be gunning for her. I did tell her, because she’s my friend and I can tell she’s a lone wolf right now. Everyone thinks she has mad allies- but I know Asya and I know that’s a front. She doesn’t trust anyone and if she does I’ll shit a brick. I’m trying to tell her to find an idol, to do anything! But I think she thinks I’m joking. God I really hope Asya stays. I really hope I win the next immunity so I don’t have to worry about this stuff- ugh. Actually I want Linus to go home because he doesn’t talk to me MUCH

WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING, PIPPA JUST POPPED ON AND SAID TO VOTE JOHN WHAT IS ALL THIS MADNESS I AM DYING

Fucking Asya found an idol lmfao. She’s saving herself tonight. Idk if it’s gonna be Amanda or Ryan going but girl this about to be wildt

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EPISODE 7: We keep winning immunities....7 in a row... - Ryan Teddy Palmer

I truly don't fucking care if I go home on this challenge because it's fucking dumb and is an overused challenge (: xoxoxo

I AM SO BAD AT CHALLENGES!  I'm sure my tribe is going to think I'm a saboteur when scores get posted from this challenge, I wish Lachie wouldn't have muted his chat so I wouldn't have to face this embarrassment LSDJF.   I am really going to have to start doing better if I want to get any votes to win at the end of this thing! I don't want to be seen as a floater and I really feel that is what I'm being seen as right now! Do I think some other people are floating too?  PROBABLY. If we do lose I have to make a big decision of going with RTP and Pippa or flipping the script and going with Lachie and John (Who I have admittedly been talking to more).  I don't want to say I feel safe because that cocky attitude always manages to get me out so...  we'll see what happens with the scores! I'm nervous, I'm usually sleeping when scores are being posted!

sooooo im an ass and havent done one of these since the beginning...but honestly nothing has fucking happened to me....we keep winning immunities....7 in a row...so i havent had to do tribal yet. plus post swap tribe is not very active anyway so i guess thats good for me....im assuming there is a merge next or at least soon and i feel like i might be in an okay position....if anabel goes tonight...then the rest of the royals are ppl i felt good with pre swap...and i like lachie...so that just leaves the other three rebels...hopefully we can play up this pippa/john rivalry tho...thatll be fun!

GOOD MORNING CHARLIE! anyway we lost the challenge because amanda seamus anabel and i were literally ALL busy and dumb. I'm so annoyed Dan and Dane are probably making merge and once a fucking gain im gonna be targeted the first merge vote. but amanda and anabel are being super quiet and seamus is a little paranoid rat so anything can happen but also it feels so easy and maybe that's why they aren't on??

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EPISODE 6:Sorry hosts and viewers but we're keeping the inactivish girl. -Ryan M

My new tribe kinda slaps? It’s just nice playing with people who have the fight to win. We fucking S L A Y E D Jeopardy. Ken Jennings who? It felt so good helping my tribe win. For this reward comp I’m a little worried because we have a good system but if someone doesn’t show up, we’ll all hit 5 and be screwed. Also poor Glo, she’s just out here doing her best. She’s cute, but I don’t want that to carry her to the end like it did in Mongolia.

Finally have my computer back, so I can start writing confessionals as I think about the game. It sucks that Chloe was voted out. She was definitely my #1 ally in the game, so seeing her leave just sucks. And now I am on a tribe with 4 Royals who would be happy to vote me out the second we get to tribal council. I doubt my social game will let me leave here alive if we go to tribal. Instead, I just have to make sure we don't go to tribal. I need to put in all my effort in the next immunity challenge lest I want to be in the VL watching the rest of this season.

* a little later*

I've been socially active with Seamus and Amanda today. I hope I can grow a tight bond with them in order to keep myself safe for tribals to come. Especially if I manage to get to merge with a tight three. I'm praying that things work out because I need this for my own sanity.

It’s truly like babysitting this tribe lmao Like I know this is reward but how fucking hard is it to post on time. I worked a 9 hour shift today and still posted on time when I said I would. We have the lead, like why squander it. Also, I’m hoping we win out to til merge because I really don’t want to go into a tribal at swap in the minority. I feel like I might be making myself a target bc I’m being a little aggressive with this comp BUT I regret nothing.

I feel like I’ve been too MIA I’m kind of just ready for a tribal so I can get a little blood on my hands! Sorry I am the most boring player ever I’ll post something juicy tomorrow

I'm glad that we won the reward challenge. It must be a good omen for the next one, but I have to put in twice as much effort! I'm not planning on being the next one booted, so this tribe needs to pull its weight and get to winning!

Well I don;t know if I am coming or going or who is with me and who is not. I was lost on reward challenge and posted few times but they all offered to help me lol So how is my game ok I guess but I feel lost in a wilderness cause I think lots of these players know each other very well and I am lost

I feel so bad for Chloe. I stopped talking to her after Seamus told me she was debating between voting for me or Amanda. I feel like we all felt like we liked Chloe but we've spent so much time together. And also maybe a pagoning or w/e would be a little fun!!!! She's so sweet I wish she started off a royal.

Well I just BOMBED that challenge.  I love to read but suddenly my mind went blank and I could only think of books with long titles! HAHA.  I majored in art in college for a year and suddenly I forgot every color in existence! Hopefully the other tribes blanked so we'll be safe. 0:-) If not... maybe the royals will stay together but no lie, I've been talking to John and Lachie more than Pippa and Ryan.

I'm happy two tribes are going to tribal. Because I really want to see them vote ugly people out!!! But also if we go to tribal nbd Raffy goes. He's completely okay! But I love Seamus and Amanda and I think I can also get Anabel to trust me come merge time. xo

I am praying to god all-mighty that we win

WE LITERALLY COULD'VE WON IF ANABEL DID EVEN HALF THE CHALLENGE!!!!! I was so down to get rid of Raffy... still could... I like Anabel. But... I already feel bad about voting out Chloe and this time it's like... obvi Ana deserves to be voted out... ugh 

I hope the 5 movies Glo could muster up in 60 seconds were all of the Twilight franchise movies

*Dan comes back ten minutes later*

Okay but real talk, 5 movies??? Glo you could only name 5 movies in 60 seconds? If she had done as well as Asya and gotten 28 we wouldn’t have gone to tribal. I really pray I can get Dane or Linus to team up with Asya and I. I mean if it comes down to it and I have to vote out Asya, I guess she better get those bags packed!

I am so pissed that we lost. We easily could have won this competition if Anabel had participated, but she's evidently bad at time management. If you knew you were going to be busy the next day, why wouldn't you do the challenge the night it was posted? I'm so over it! For once, I didn't want to have to go to tribal, but now I can't even have that. Not only that, but I'm pretty sure that I am the target since I am not a Royal which is utter bullshit. Hopefully my social game has paid off and I have bonded enough with these people, but I am not too sure about that. I'll just have to put it all my effort into saving myself, or my game is sunk. Pray for me.

* a little later*

I think I can get Seamus. He and I have talked a lot during the limited amount of time we've had together. I want to consider him an ally, but I'm not sure if he hasn't been doing this with everyone else. My target is going to be Anabel for three reasons: 1. She is a winner (literally won last season) which makes a threat going into merge 2. She singlehandedly lost us the challenge 3. I haven't personally talked to her a lot so she's the easiest to target for me I want to get everyone on board, but I need to not pester them. However, I cannot just let the vote casually go towards me either. I'm not going out without a fight

OK SO. glo sucks at challenges. like it’s real bad. which is good for me. cause linus is like he doesn’t have any allegiances or whatever to old arioi and just wants to succeed so like. let’s cut the dead weight. obviously dan is down and that’s all we need. i’d like to get dane on board too but it’s not necessary. like really, i just wanna keep my no vote streak. which means if dane and glo vote for a manahune, it’s dan and not me.

Seamus brought up Anabel's name to me which is a good sign. He also told me that I shouldn't worry about being the only Rebel, and he is open to keeping/working with me. I hope he's telling the truth. Apparently, he's only talked to me about the vote, so I am hoping that's a good sign. Now I need to approach Amanda and Ryan. If one just votes for Ryan, then I should be good.

*he talks a lot*

Amanda seems open, but reserved. She's acting noncommittal which is worrying for me. I have to speak with Ryan later and get him on board. Keeping this tribe together will help me going into a merge. I'm just hoping Amanda joins my side and not Anabel's, in the end. There is still time to save myself.

So tribal council is coming up soon and I legit have no idea what I'm doing. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get voted out tonight since I'm spreading myself too thin. I have a couple ideas going on through my head and I can't decipher which plan will be the best to project me moving forward. The first plan I have is to stay royal strong and vote out Asya. I have Glo and Linus as fellow Royals to make the majority. If I do successfully blindside Dan and Asya tonight then we have the majority going into the last pre-merge stage. However, Glo isn't the strongest in challenges and this could result in us going back to tribal council. If we do go back to tribal council then there is the chance that Dan can pull out an idol and take me out. If we don't even go to tribal then there's no chance of me rebuilding the burnt bridge with Dan prior to going to the merge, resulting in another person coming after me. Also continuing into merge, I imagine I'm at the bottom of the royals tribe. People can "like" me but that doesn't necessarily mean that they want to work with me. I'd be continuing this trend of saving people that don't want to work with me. The other plan in place is for Linus and I to team up with Dan and Asya to vote out Glo. If we are possibly merging after tonight then voting out Glo in my opinion is one of the smartest decisions. She is very well liked and she's a very loyal player, I don't think she will ever be targeted and it'll be an easy flow for her to get to the end of the game. Also, Linus was telling me that Anabel talks to Glo A LOT, and that lowkey just reinforces this idea that I created of an all-winners alliance existing. If we have another tribal stage I don't imagine that it will be a double trial again so getting rid of Glo (the weakest competitor on our tribe) might be the best decision for the tribe. Also with getting rid of Glo, this helps solidify some sort of allegiance with Dan + Asya. Going into the merge with Linus, Dan, Asya would open up so many doors. Dan and Asya are very close with the rest of the Rebels plus, Dan and Amanda are high school friends. I spoke to Dan and I think we'd possibly team up to take out Ryan M. Ryan M. always plays these games personally and votes out Dan, and now that him and I are not on great terms Ryan will target me. I explained that to Dan that neither of us would win with Ryan M. still in the game so we need to pull strength and get him out together. Plus we matched on Tinder one time so that'll help build some trust with Dan. Right now I think the benefits of voting out Glo outweighs voting out Asya so I think that's how we'll go. You can't predict the future but I can outweigh the pros and cons and keeping Dan + Asya on my side while pissing off the Royals majority might benefit me more than being a sheep led to slaughter

I lied to Raffy about not voting him... I mean he's not dumb he probably has a string inkling. I just feel bad . Like Anabel deserves to go home but I think she'll save me in the future. Plus she has beef with Lachie we can feed off of. I'm sorry Chloe and Im sorry Raffy. Sorry hosts and viewers but we're keeping the inactivish girl.

So Um the votes landed on Glo? Super easily? So I’m assuming I’m getting blindsided

I think I should be good for this tribal. Everyone has given me their word that they are voting Anabel, and Seamus seems trustworthy. I just hope my trust his well-placed.

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EPISODE 5: Let’s get out Asya!!! - Dane

Ok sooooo somehow I survived FOUR tribals? Yall know I never speak to anyone in game and just rely on comp wins usually so this is WILD. Actually having to speak to people is fucking lonnnnggggg and they get so aggy when ya don’t reply instantly? But anyway I somehow survived my first tribe, defo helped that I made up with Chloe and already knew dan/Asya/trace. I’m SO SAD that trace is gone but the ladies weren’t having it and I’m not sticking my neck out trying to look like a fool rn to save someone.

*Lachie walks away and then slowly tiptoes back into frame*

Also I was in an alliance with Chloe/raffy/Asya and John that we made when Chloe and I decided to rally the votes to get Nic out. And that rlly helped me not be 3rd/4th boot so I guess bejng nice to chloe pays off!! I’m pretty sure dan thinks he’s the one that did the dirty work for nic to go but Chloe and I got those votes going way before he thought about soooo MWAH

What is this hot mess I’m living in WHAT! I’m glad that the royals out number the rebels but I really like John, it would be nice to have a side deal with him or something!  I was ready for some excitement to happen in this game to mix it up a bit but STILL

Okay SO we just got a tribe swap and lowkey it’s best case scenario! The rebels got completely swap fucked and one is even exiled at the moment. On my tribe I have Linus and Glo from Royals and Dan and Asya from the Rebels! I’m reallly close with Linus and I’m decently close with Glo Glo so I trust them to hopefully not flip on me! Also I love the 2 rebels we got on our tribe JUST because I know I’m going to have to split up Dan/Amanda/Asya at some point and now that 2/3 of them are I can just use the excuse of “we’re just trying to stay Royal strong! We had no other choice!” Right now we have a reward challenge going on and highkey I’m not even going to try for it. I think even giving Dan and Asya the chance to find an idol is not what I need in my life. I want a clean voteout. However there is a chance that they already have an idol from their old tribe so in the case we go to tribal then I’d have to play it smart. I have an old friendship with Dan but I think it’d be easier to vote him out. Asya sucks at challenges so if we go to tribal then I’ll just play up “challenge strong!! Let’s get out Asya!!!” to Dan. And then me, Linus, and Glo will vote out Dan. This is all best case scenario since I don’t even know if I can trust Glo Glo that much so I have to be on the lookout for her.

I'M A WINNER BABY YEEHAW. I'm the first Rebel this season to actually win something. Are you surprised? because I sure am!!

*Chloe’s expression drops suddenly*

If these bastards dare to think that I will play jeopardy for them, then they have another thing coming. If we lose this challenge I am not having it be on my ass!!! 

*The challenge commences and Chloe’s tribe loses*

I'm gonna go scroll through tinder and get some validation from random men for the fact that I'm back at tribal again.

So we swapped!!! And I got Amanda, Seamus, Anabel with me still and got to meet a new person, Chloe! I feel great first of all because tribe lines could come into a factor and if they do I'm good for a vote. And even better because my final two miss Amanda is with me. Also I love Seamus. I know a lot of people said they're close with him but I think he's funny and I wanna work with him a lot in this game. Amanda and I are called the psychos!!!! LMAO oh we're sweet but a PSYCHO. Also Seamus and I did so bad in jeopardy LMFAO but I had so much fun. But I hate that we lost because Chloe has had the WORST cards dealt to her. Seamus basically was saying goodbye chloe in my pms as we were losing the challenge. asdfgh I really like Chloe too I would rather vote out like over half the cast before her but like... I'm a little sheep I wanna follow someone for this vote.

This is going to be a long one because I haven't confessed since Trace was voted out. Going back to Trace's tribal council, he couldn't have convinced me to vote Chloe or Dan out. Everyone besides Trace was part of my alliance, so I am glad we got split up because that means that we don't have to kill each other. However, I will miss Trace because he is a great guy, and he was good at the challenges which would be sorely missed if he was going to end up on a tribe with me. This swap is not cute. On no tribe do Rebels have majority. Meanwhile, I'm over here in exile acting like Boo Boo the Fool. I guarantee that any tribe that goes to tribal will send a Rebel home. It sucks. We're just going to get picked off one by one by these stupid Royals and there is nothing we can do about it. We have no idol, and therefore no hope. Luckily, I did get to search the reward grid, but I doubt I'd be able to find anything there either. Even with the help of John and Chloe, I couldn't find the Manahune idol so what makes me think I'll find this one? I'm just frustrated that there's nothing I can do to help my allies and my game. It's all going to shambles at this point. The one thing I can do is try to make merge. Hopefully, by then, the Royals will turn on each other. Chloe is going to die. She's alone on a tribe with 4 Royals. I doubt they would flip on themselves this early in the game. I mean, they SHOULD be going after Anabel since she literally won last season, but I heavily doubt that's going to happen. It's not this community's style. I just hope that someone isn't talking or socializing making them an outcast. I want THAT person to go. Plus, if I end up on a tribe with Chloe, we could make something work, but if Chloe goes then I'll be the one Rebel against 4 Royals. I'm sick of it. I'm dreading going into this new tribe with merge so far away. Survivor Gods, please bless me tonight.

we're really coming to chloes tribe to vote her tf out huh. apparently she wants to make a threesome with seamus/ana and vote one of me or AMANDA out. so we could be in danger if there's an idol. even if it's fake it's finally a good reason to vote off chloe for sure 

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EPISODE 4: PLEASE JUST GIVE US A SWAP-CHLOE

Why am I still here???

me when i read the challenge: omg i love flash games and states and sporcle, this is gonna be a delight!!! me after actually playing the fucking game: https://youtu.be/FveF-we6lcE

*later* 

love hozier so much. he’s the only thing keeping me alive rn. whilst i waste away. HEY AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE ALL THE FUCKIN STATES ARE RIGHT!!!!

Sooooo we finally get flash games. Of course I was asleep when they were being handed out so I ended up with fucking winterbells. Yeehaw I guess time to go let a million bunnies fall to their death.

okurrrrr. Incase we did some kind of swap I talked to Amanda and RTP about like becoming a trio and who they like so I can make sure I like them so we can all work together better in the future. According to both of them we all like the same people? Being Linus and Seamus. RTP suggested being a trio, maybe making a chat, and then also making a chat with the 5 of us in it which Amanda liked too. We'd probably have to wait until actual tribal to put it into motion. Also Dane suggested to wage 3 points on me cause he knows I'm good at flash games and I hate that he knows me cause I would've suggested the same thing If I was awake for that deadline. It's driving me crazy his dumb bitch ass is here cause I keep missing him.

also fuck this flash game i hate trex i don't wanna go to work i hope this score holds up.

I'm done. I literally just want to give up. I'm just sat here crying because it all feels so pointless. We're gonna swap, I'll get swapfucked and then that's that I guess. Won't have proved that I'm not a shit player lolllll guess that's maybe true. I've been doing terrible in challenges. I'm tired. I want to quit. This is all so fucking dumb.

wow i just told dane about how much i hate myself and he told me i was smart and pretty and amazing...i feel loved for the first time in my godforsaken life!!!! i hope he does not betray me bc i love him. hes my new best friend. dane if u r reading this i love u.

Shout out to all the other royals for DRAGGING MY ASS THROUGH THAT CHALLENGE, my score was humiliating compared to Raffy’s... I’m trying not to call attention to it, LOL. That is karma for me acting like him for that video challenge I’m sure 😳 Sorry my confessions are pretty boring these days... nothing new to report.

I cannot believe we lost again. I'm so over being on this tribe at this point. I just want a swap to happen, but that just means I'll be at the bottom with people I don't know. It's such a double-edged sword. At this point, I'll take whatever comes my way as long as I don't go to tribal for the rest of pre-merge. For this tribal, I think that Trace is the vote sadly. I really like him a lot, but he is outside all the alliances that were made. By voting Trace, I don't betray anyone and keep my hands clean with two different 5 person alliances. Also, Trace must feel like an outsider at this point so if there is a swap, would he be willing to vote with Rebels? I'm not too sure. I guess this is just the hand I was dealt, so I have to deal with it.

tribal number 4 ! woo ! love when i’m probably gonna get thrown under the bus for the vote when i had basically no say in my role in the challenge <3 honestly sick as fuck of raffy dictating everything but i’m not petty enough to vote him for it. dan might be but he’s too emotional for his own good i think. raffy is loyal to me. he’ll sink himself by being so loud later. if i swap with him, chances are the numbers won’t be on my side, and he’s someone that would alienate people much faster than i would. i’d be able to flip on raffy no problem. but in the meantime, he stays in my pocket and dan will have to suck it up ig! i’ve already lied to trace, he’s most likely voted against dan, he and i have no loyalty to each other, and he’s more likely to skate by utr in a swap scenario so he needs to go. i’m not worried about an idol play, obviously, but i can see there being something else. an extra vote or a vote steal or smth. i think i have enough of the numbers that it won’t matter but. definitely something to keep in mind.

So like.... a swap HAS to be coming up soon.. The royals won their 4TH immunity in a row and I'm extremely happy because i truly believe that the first time I don't have immunity, I will leave. HOWEVER, now I have very strong arguments if the swap is happening. There is a VERY tight 6 in the rebels tribe which i clocked since the second tribal that consists of Dan, Asya, Raffy, Chloe, Lachlan, and John. They have all consistently left Trace out of votes and they continue to vote as a 6 (even with a large majority as well. They aren't splitting votes and I'm more convinced that one of those 6 have an idol already due to them putting all their votes onto one person). These 6 do NOT plan on splitting up. I think my best chance would convincing the royals to just stick together for a little bit longer, possibly just to split up a couple duos in there. Just based off of the tribal council, Raffy and Chloe seem to be really close. Raffy is that annoying gay and Chloe is that white girl who think gays are an accessory so he's just YAS SLAYING HER LIFE OKUR! The other duo I think is Asya and Dan, those 2 have been known in the BB community to be relatively close so I wouldn't be surprised if they are working together this game. The only issue with splitting up Asya and Dan is that Amanda (a royal) is also friends with those 2 rebels. So my best bet is sadly teaming up with the two Ryans who have a very obvious F2 to get out Dan, and I know Ryan would be more than happy to get out Dan since Ryan M plays these games very personally and like Dan called him fat or whatever. However I told Ryan M to kill himself before so I might be his prime target before Dan.... so who knows !!!

This whole situation sucks. I really don’t want Trace to go home but there is literally nothing I can do about it. I floated Raffy’s name by Asya because I trust her the most and she just wasn’t into it. It would 100% be a crackhead move but I do trust Trace a lot.... and he’s just nice to chat with (and look at). Trace wants to do Chloe and honestly I trust her a lot too so I’m not willing to roll the dice and lose other allies if the Chloe vote doesn’t pan out. What will really shock me is if I’m booted tonight. That would be fucking hilarious. I feel weird in this game because we constantly have to go to tribal and vote someone out. Come swap time, we’re gonna be fucked no matter what. It’s all such a mess haha

Trace throwing my name to people as if they're actually gonna get on board with that. Lol ok sis you do you I guess. He's in my DMs like ooooh no I think I'm going home, but I fully know he's been messaging Raffy, John, Asya and Dan asking them to vote me and he thinks that he has the numbers for it skskks. Idk what the craic is, part of me is saying he's gonna be messy and pull an idol and I'm going to go home tonight even though he will have majority votes against him. Guess I'll be getting 17th all over again, how fun xoxo

*a little bit later*

I am for the life of me BEGGING that we have a swap next. Please please please can we have a swap. PLEASE JUST GIVE US A SWAP. I would like a SHOT at being immune for once.

*Chloe sitting on a rock as the camera man zooms in*

This round has fully caused me so so many emotions. Last night I just had a whole ass breakdown and wanted to quit because I just feel this is entirely pointless and no matter what happens I'm going to get swap fucked and I probably wont make it to merge. I still feel this way I'm not going to lie. I've entirely lost all hope, I could quit but I also feel like that in itself is pointless. I came here to fight and prove that I am in fact not a shit player, so, here's hoping I can manoeuvre my way through this somehow and come out the other end into merge at least, that would be nice. 

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EPISODE 3- F*ck Disney. F*ck the Lion King. -Dan

Tribal was a right mess last night, but I managed to survive it. I should have expected Nic to turn on me considering what he told Asya. Luckily, we managed to pull through with the Godfathers + Dan. I confronted Brien and Trace today. Brien revealed that there was an alliance made to get me out with him, Trace, Nic, Asya, and Dan. He seems truly sorry, but I can't trust him anymore. Trace said he only voted me because he thought that there was a majority there and he didn't want to be in the minority. I get that they are both apologetic, but I cannot align myself with people who are so willing to vote me out. The Crackheads are thriving because we are a part of two majority alliances. The Godfathers and the Hotties. I truly want to work with Chloe and John till the end because they are my kindred souls. Hopefully, Asya, Lachie, and Dan do not form their own three. Right now, we're letting Dan think he is in control of the tribe in order to have someone as a shield for the rest of us. I think it'll pan out well if someone gets swap-fucked in the near future. Finally, I hope that we do well in the challenge. We need this win for tribe morale and for the numbers to continue to be on my side.

*lateR*

Brien told me something real interesting. In that alliance with Nic, Asya and Dan were talking shit about me. He says that Asya said that I bark orders and that Dan says I rub him the wrong way constantly. Asya's POV I understand since she thought I was targeting her. Dan's I don't. I thought I had good conversations with Dan, but evidently not. So I'm going to be wary about him moving forward and try not to talk to him.

im annoyed i wanted to sit out and i woke up and seamus and linus sat out first. but glo wasnt on so they sat her out last challenge but im not on but i gotta compete!!! i think ppl hate music video challenges and same

Fuck the royals

Trace is real desperate to stay. He's, evidently, popping off on Chloe. I'm hoping that this means he'll have beef with her which will paint her as the primary target if the majority slips from the Crackheads. Because I guruantee that I'm the target if the majority flips on me, so I need someone to be louder/more extra such that they paint a bigger target. I just want to make it farther in this game, and this sort of thing just sucks if it keeps happening.

*more*

Brien hasn't made any mention of the challenge yet which is strange. I hope he'll be able to participate. We need to win this challenge or else this game will rig it self in favor of the Royals which sucks.

I'm growing increasingly frustrated with these challenges. It just seems like everyone who is good at them is on the other tribe, and I'm left with people who can't. Can we just have an easy challenge for once where someone can just carry the team? I'm so over it. I want a swap at this point so that I can be put on a tribe who wins immunity. I don't know who I'd vote personally. It has to be between Brien and Trace, but I'm scared to throw out a name because of what happened at last tribal. So, I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut and hope someone puts a target on someone who isn't me or the crackheads.

Fuck the judges. Fuck tumblr survivor. Fuck RTP. Fuck Disney. Fuck the Lion King. Here’s my OTTN5 edit. Mwah

I’m glad that my tribe is winning but I feel like we’re in a constant honeymoon mood or something. I’m ready for just a little bit of drama and to see where everyone stands. I also feel like maybe a swap a roo is coming up soon and as long as I’m not the only royal on a tribe of rebels I think that will be a good way to spice things up.

No one is saying anything because of what happened last tribal. No one wants to be That guy. Dan suggested Brien which I'd be perfectly OK with. He hasn't been loyal to me at all. Also, if we let Dan take control of the vote, then he will further believe that he is in control. Sorry Brien, but it has to be this way.

we lost again ! shocker ! anyways i’m not too mad bc i did what i had to do, and i’m kinda sitting pretty as of now? like it’s gonna be brien or trace, and i’m okay with that. i’m very scared of swapping tho. i can see myself getting fucked in a swap since royals already have a huge lead in majority. my odds aren’t great. i know some people on that tribe but i don’t know that those connections will save me. so right now i just need to make sure i’m good with absolutely everyone on manahune, including whichever of the two in the hot seat stays, so that whoever swaps with me will have my back 100%

*lateR*

Who has the imaginary friend today? Have a guess Yep! It's Brien!

It seems that the tribe consensus is that Brien is going to get voted out which sucks. He seems like he could have been a true friend and ally. He is really a great guide and I hate to let him go. Our paths just weren't meant to cross. He's trying to make it seem like Dan wants Chloe out, but that is just an unrealistic expectation. It's either a lie on his part or Dan's part. I'm about 99.99% sure that Brien will be the vote.

Can we just take a moment to think about how I’ve been to every fucking tribal council so far!!!! Wtf is that shit about. I’m scared for a swap tho bc it would be so easy for the royals to stay strong and kill me. I’ve been so vocal and people know my reputation (wow that makes me sound like a dick) and I’m an easy first boot on a swap tribe who throws the challenge. I’m just GAY AND DOING MY BEST.

oh lord ladies buckle up. After DAYS of trying to kiss ass and get back into good graces after Dan and Asya literally destroyed me and my first born child, I think I have sufficiently laid low enough to not be a target? everyone wants to vote Brien but cute Brien has an idol (or at least claims to have one). He wants me to vote Dan and I feel HORRIBLE doing it but I think that it is the best option for me moving forward. I am just hoping that everyone isn't lying to me and that they don't split the votes. Because if so I am ROYALLY fucked. Wish me luck!

[survivor-rebelsvsroyals]

EPISODE 2- I made an oopsie!! - Asya

HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL lmfaooo it’s been so damn long i’m so rusty but we’re here and we're doing this ladies! Going into this I was worried it was gonna be a ton of new school people I didnt know who were all friends but I was fairly pleased that I actually know a good majority of the cast and I know everybody on my tribe except Anabel which is WILD. I didn't expect to know that many but its great. I’m gonna talk a bit about everybody then ill go into more: Anabel is the one person I didn’t know coming in but i’ve heard she’s super social which is MY THING so i gotta watch my back with that. We’ve had fun conversations though so nothing bad to say yet Dane Dane Dane where do I start? I don’t trust him one bit. I know we can have fun conversations but because of personal things with my friends I will forever watch my back with him because i’m a stubborn protective Mama Bear. Ryan and I already talked about getting him out lmfao Gloria has always been sweet to me but I have to figure out how to talk game with her. I’ve never actually played with her myself before just been in VLs or a jury host for a game shes in or something so this is a different perspective. Im not sure how its gonna go yet. Linus is my TUMBLR SURVIVOR BUDDY HERE LMFAOO Ive played with people on this tribe before but I don’t think i’ve played TS with anybody else? Either way we played to the end of Myanmar- oh wait excuse me ALMOST THE END BECAUSE OF A DUMB TWIST but yeah I honestly trust him alot because if I remember correctly he wasnt afraid to make moves but he was straight up with me and I appreciate that I’d rather someone be blunt with me and I dont like what they say than deal with a shady bitch! Also we just have good conversations imo and I think we’d be on the same wavelength talking game so he’s definitely someone I wanna work with Pippa is a SWEETIE I always love talking to her we can talk musicals all day all night but with her schedule we’ll have to see how much shes here because idk if she’s gonna be that into it tbh Ruthie is another sweetie but shes also smart and she knows i’m smart so I gotta watch she won’t kick my ass and stab my back singing Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Ryan Matthew OK SO RYAN AND I HAVE A WILD HISTORY we always either love or hate eachother and so far we’ve decided this is a love game? Hopefully it’s legit but we’ll see im sure he’d flip on my ass if he felt like it lmfao but i’m gonna take it for what it is right now. We both don't trust dane and want him gone so I think right now we’re kinda following that “the enemy of your enemy is your friend” kinda motto. I actually wanna work with him this time though so we’ll seeeee RTP is always a blast I don't remember if i’ve actually ever played with him before but we’re both old as fuck in this community so we’ve been around the BLOCK. I know he knows how shit goes so he’ll probably pick up on bullshit quick so I wanna keep him on my good side! I definitely can see myself working with him Seamus i’ve always assumed is a hot ass mess lmfaooo he’s another one i dont remember if i’ve actually played with but I dont know if I trust him we had fun chats but idk how much I’ll trust him as a strategist but we havent gotten to that kind of discussion so we’ll see how that goes. For the most part I have general vibes/ experiences with these people on their own but I don’t know how they’re gonna mesh together so I really gotta watch them all and try to sort it out. I really think I can be in a good spot on this tribe and weasel my way through it but I have to calculate it PERFECTLY. These people aren’t newbies all of us have been here before and know how this works. I’m gonna work my social, be decent in the challenges and keep my mouth zipped while I try and figure our where everyone lies. I haven’t honestly really tried in a game in a long time and if people have forgotten what i’m capable of when I give a shit I can use that to my advantage. So i just gotta try and gage where everyone falls. STAY TUNEDDDD ALSO I JUST WANNA SAY MY FRIENDS AND PEOPLE I KNOW I COULD TRUST ARE ON THE OTHER TRIBE AND IM SAD I wanna work with them 😩😩😩 I need Dan Coffeycakes and Asya to get to swap but I'm also praying to the survivor Lorde™️ for the Royals so I don't die lol i’ll give more entertaining updates as thing progress but I just wanted to knock out the basic intro update ok byeeeeeeee 😘

THE GAME HAS OFFICIALLY COMMENCED AND I AM IMMEDIATELY SHOOK. My number one ally and my friend or die and most importantly my friend got first boot but I’m proud of myself that I didn’t sell myself out and didn’t vote him. So the vote was 7-1-1-1 7 Keaton 1 nic 1 Lachie 1 Raffy which was me After the tribal finished I told everyone on call (Chloe Asya Lachie and Raffy) THST I voted Raffy because I had already told John anyway and I didn’t want it to get spread around so I came clean and I can just hope they all respect me for it. I gotta take it day by day and continue to build and maintain bonds. I wanna see if I can’t build a majority alliance I gotta go balls to the wall and leave no stone unturned because for my own sanity I want no regrets when I’m eventually voted out. I think Raffy respected that I can’t clean and that our game relationship can be worked on from here.

Tribal was absolutely crazy. Keaton just popped the fuck off on everyone. He was the fourth crackhead that we needed, but didn't deserve. Asya, Lachie, and I being in an alliance? Nic controlling the game? Absolutely wild. The most interesting thing for me is that Brien voted me. I get that you know Keaton personally, but that just tells me that you will always choose your pre-existing relationship over me. It makes me hesitant to work with Brien since I don't know if he has anymore of these relationships throughout the game. I need to be careful what I say to him and how I come across from now on. I'm still playing the social game, talking with everyone, making sure things are going well for them. Hopefully it continues to go well and I can position myself into multiple alliances, but I don't know if I want to get that messy just yet. This two day challenge enables me to branch out my social game, so that's a plus. John brought up an alliance with Asya and Lachie that would include the Crackheads. However, he meant it as a joke. I wouldn't be entirely opposed to such an alliance. Though I would replace Lachie with someone else like Brien or Nic. It's just that I talk the least with Lachie and Asya so it would go pretty terrible in my opinion. We have to talk about that on call soon.

*a little while later*

Brien wants to start an alliance with me, him, John, Nic, and either Chloe/Trace. It would be a majority alliance, but I need to tell the Crackheads about it. We all need to be on the same page about things, otherwise we'll be a hot mess of an alliance (more so than we already are). Personally, I'd be perfectly fine with that kind of alliance, it'll give me the majority that I so desperately want.

i’m gonna cry i have no time to do this challenge i hate this i hate isaac pls let someone be the dummy who doesn’t submit at all so i don’t get 19th

Calling John and Raffy is like the highlight of my day

*a few minutes later*

"I need to find a shirt that I don't mind getting wet" - John 2K19 

 So what I'm hearing from that is he doesn't wash his clothes

My tribe is absolutely THRIVING and I’ve never been happier. I know I’ll see tribal one day but until then it’s nice to have another night off! I can go about my day not scrambling around to make sure I’m good! Now to search for the idol HMM

It sucks that we lost the challenge again. It's really bringing down morale. Because of this, I do think the next vote is going to be based on challenge performance which I take issue with. The two who did the worst are Chloe and Asya which means it's a pretty clear cut choice for me of who goes. It sucks because I like Asya a lot, but she just hasn't been as active as I would like her to be. At the end of the day, however, I just have to let it go and focus on the now. I'm not going to be pushing for Asya, but I sure hope she goes instead of Chloe.

i made an oopsie !!! was the lowest scoring person in the whole game so that’s hot !!! don’t feel good about my chances this round since in the early game, challenge strength IS what you have to go off of. but i’ve had good conversations w people and i will continue to build on that til i’m gone. i think i have a solid grasp on dan, chloe and lachie. like i don’t think they’ll vote me. i think i’m getting along well w brien? idk. there’s also that one unaccounted for stray vote from last round so like. much to consider. i just need 4 people to not vote for me and i’m fine. who i’m voting for? wish i knew !!

I was talking to Nic about the vote and he brings up two names: Chloe and Asya. I obviously preferred Asya to go so I said that to him. Then, not 5 seconds later, I hear from Chloe that Asya came up to her saying that I threw Asya's name out. Obviously Nic told Asya that I said her name. He's a little snake. I want him out of this game because he cannot be trusted with any information right now. I'm trying to leverage the situation in my favor by spreading that Nic told me it was Asya. So, something needs to be done.

*a little while LATER (you know the drill, this man talks A LOT)*

I'm currently talking to Lachie and Trace. However, Nic has also gotten to them too. I don't like this gut feeling that I am getting voted out. Apparently, Trace is onboard with getting Asya out according to Nic. Furthermore, Chloe told me that Asya is confused about what is happening with this vote. I am trying to confuse her. I told her that her name is getting thrown around, but I want to keep her. I need to keep this up till tribal in order to keep myself safe. Paranoia is the best coverage. Honestly, Nic going right now would not be bad. However, I need to make my play carefully

*literally like six seconds later*

Nic is very shady. The Crackheads want to vote out Nic now instead of Aysa. Chloe suggested making an alliance with Lachie and Asya to vote him out this tribal council. This only works if the two of them are online and agree. Lachie seems down for it, but Asya is a mystery. I just have a feeling that things are going to blow up in our faces. Hopefully, we can make a big move, but if Asya doesn't respond then nothing can happen.

Everyone is confused

ok SO im now in an alliance w me dan nic trace and brien which like?? is not the alliance i envisioned myself in but idc because thats majority and im not trying to go home tonight. with that group not an option i kinda wanted to push for raffy to go so i brought up how like aggressive he is and not even a second later nic tells me that raffy is saying my name so like. it's time for that man to go. did i flop in the challenge? yes, but i know how to talk my way out of a bad situation and thats what im gonna do. mark my words, raffy is getting voted out tonight. keaton made points!

*exactly 11 minutes later*

ok so... ignore everything i just said. it's been wiped from the record. never happened. i'm officially aligned with everyone on my tribe one with myself, dan, brien, trace and nic, and another with myself, chloe, raffy, john and lachie. alliance one is voting raffy, alliance two is voting nic. I ! AM ! THE SWING ! shook. if i don't get a vote tonight then... my fucking mind but... there will be consequences no matter what i do. at this point in time, i think that nic is a snake. raffy is a bigger target, and if he makes the swap he will keep making himself a target. nic is sneaky and will slide thru this game. so. i think my mind is made up

The Godfathers Alliance is officially set in stone. With this, we can make a move against Nic who is very talkative. Now we have a majority alliance that will dominate this tribe. I'm winning in this stage of the game.

The royals are killing it and I’m so proud of this tribe. So far I’m not a part of any official alliance, there’s been very little actual game talk, but Dane and I are both saying we won’t vote each other if we lose, and Seamus and I started sharing idol guesses. I wish there was more I could say but really when it comes to talking the tribe is kinda a bunch of lame ducks right now. A loss would probs change that, but it’s a slow burn atm.

Dan was messaging Asya about voting Nic, so we are trying to bring him into the vote in order to lessen the blindside. Plus, if we let Dan think he's in control, then we can put the heat on him in case of a potential blindside.

I'm sharing my idol guesses with Amanda and Ryan. I kind of made a F2 with both of them and they're my dream f3 but I have no idea how they feel about each other. But idk i guess im kind of fake. Tried my best at immunity, I hate scav hunts!!!!!!! But thank god we won immunity I never wanna go to tribal. I wanna be immune until f2.

[survivor-rebelsvsroyals]

EPISODE 1-Well here the f*ck we are again! - Trace

As the game begins and everyone gets used to their new camps, personalities clash together. In the first challenge of the season, a mistake and a fumble causes Keaton a big loss but merges alliances together.

I want to die

ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO TALK TO SURVIVOR PEOPLE THAN BIG BROTHER PEOPLE. I’m in IHOS right now and they’re so overly dramatic, it’s not funny. I already feel good about this tribe- such cuties! Also, I hope I’m the first confessional.

I'm about to be devoured alive on this tribe. I don';t know anyone here. But I peep icons like RTP, Dana, and Ruthie on the other tribe

I don’t trust any of these people, HAHA. I am really excited though. Right now I’m trying to talk up Linus and Seamus because I don’t trust EITHER and I want to be in their good sides. I also want to get in good with Amanda and Pippa. I feel like Glo and I are good and I want to get a solid bond with RTP but... we’ll see! IM NOT putting all my eggs in one basket! On the plus side I think we have a real solid team! There are still a few people I need to talk to but... I’m being more social this season already than I’ve been on some of my others.. heh

lmao can i mutiny?? Earlier this year i had a falling out with some ex friends and one of them is in this game and the other one has a bestie thats in this game and honestly its exhausting. I wouldnt mind being here if they kept things game related but i know that they're going to make things personal and they're going to continue to spread lies about me.

tell me WHY my favorite person i have talked to so far (linus) is a STRAIGHT MAN. why am i hoe for the straight men. i have become the very thing i swore to destroy. i literally hate myself.

As of right now, I want to do either paintball or bottles because I don't want to be the SOLE reason we lose in one of those individual challenges. Also, I think I'm pretty good at endurance challenges for paintball so it'll be fine. My tribemates seem to be an active, ok bunch. I like most of them. I'm getting really good vibes from Dan, Chloe, and Trace. They would be the people I'd add to an alliance. I haven't talked to LAchie or Kwaton yet so maybe they'll be my target if we lose. Nic is pretty cool. I think we'll get along well. Still trying to sus him out. Everyone else is just fine in my eyes. But they're all just obstacles in my way

*a little while later*

The tribe call was initially about the challenge, but now it has become something greater: an alliance. I always try to get alliances early within tribe calls. It makes the pre-merge a lot easier for me. I actually really enjoyed the company of John and Chloe. I didn't think I would, but here I am. If Brien was on a little longer then he would've been in it too. Oh well. Maybe he'll be in the next alliance I create.

*even later*

I really fucked that one up. Jesus christ. I did terrible. Hopefully my tribe can carry the other challenges because doing that badly is almost first boot worthy. Ugh I fucking hate myself

*the camera man keeps recording but is losing consciousness*

I truly do not know how my tribe can be this messy with challenges this early on. Keaton is seemingly going to fuck up the puzzle since he GAVE HIS LAPTOP AWAY. We're a mess. The first challenge isn't even done. Jesus, if we go to tribal, I am praying that they will not want me gone. It'd be terrible

I meant to send this last night but I think Ryan got himself out on purpose.  Did he or did he not... that is the question! So I’m getting along really well with Linus, Amanda and Anabel at the moment. I love Glo but I feel like people will be down to vote her off if we lose. Hopefully my people winning the paintball match will mean all four of us will be safe but people are crazy so... we’ll see!

I'm kind of frustrated with my tribe right now. It seems like none of them know what they are doing in the challenge. "I can't find the puzzle." "I don't know the phrase." "What's the order?" Y'all should have figured this out a day ago. But whatever. I guess we'll lose and I'll have to cut out some weak links. I'm very over the absolute unprofessionalism of this tribe. 

YAAAAAS I’m so happy we won the first immunity challenge. I’m pretty sure if our tribe loses then I’m going to be the first person to leave the game. Literally NO ONE is talking game with me, I even tried to form an alliance with Anabel today and she just like laughed it off fkfkfkfkfkf. IM SO FICKED

Well here the fuck we are again! The rebels tribe is cute tbh. I know Nic, we played together well in Chamonix. Lachie and I made it to the final of ILM a couple years ago. Chloe and I didn't work well together in Kuwait but we have a similar sense of humor so I have a good feeling about it. I hosted Dan and Keaton in MB and have good relationships with both. I don't know Brien but he already basically told me he has my back, and I do trust him even though he is a bit of an outcast. I don't really trust Raffy, he's kinda hard to talk to. Everyone else is basically irrelevant. I was so convinced that we were going to flop and flop HARD in the challenge, and we did. But at least Chloe, John, and I flopped the least and got us our one point. Now nobody can hold that against me! Tbh I wouldn't be mad sending Keaton out of the game. He's all over the place and didn't even compete in the challenge. So idk, we shall see. I feel pretty good about my place in the game but lord knows shit always hits the fan for me the second I have to talk strategy. So fingers crossed ladies!

We really got our asses handed to us HUH!? Honestly, I feel okay? I think I’ve chatted a bit with everyone and had meaningful convos, but that means nothing. I lost my wave so why should I feel super safe? I mean Keaton should be worried for sure, but I love him, so I’m just trying to see if there’s another option. I personally can’t fucking stand Raffy, BUT everyone seems to enjoy his twinky shady ass. Can’t relate!! I’m just gonna work on my growing bond with Asya and Nic and see where that takes me (: Here’s a list of who I trust from most to least so far! 

 1. Asya 

 2. Nic 

3. Lachie 

4. Trent 

5. Chloe 

6. Keaton 

7. Brien 

8. John 

9. Raffy

Losing the challenge sucks. Especially since we got stomped on. My target for this tribal is Trace. I don't really talk to him, and he just didn't do the challenge. That's a liability in my eyes. So, he has to go. However, I'm trying to avoid spreading his name so early until a few hours before tribal. People are being hesitant to throw out names because they don't want to be "That Guy." It's scary out here. I feel like I should be fine since I'm relatively social and active. Talking with people last night, I think I managed to make Trace an ally of mine. I suggested working together and he accepted. So, hopefully that pans out in the future. It just adds another person to my ranks. It's extremely important that I make these solid connections to protect me in case of a swap or once we get to merge.

I’m in rebels vs royals WHOO these royals are going down. We lost the first challenge but it’s okay it gives us time to trim the fat on the tribe and see where everyone stands. I like mostly everyone so far but I think it’s the honeymoon phase now and things will get real soon when we all ruthlessly target each other. I played with Keaton before and we agreed to have each other’s back and I would love to work with him for the long road and even be loyal to take him to the end with me even if I was definitely gonna lose. I’m trying to flip the way I play with friends and not be selfish and stick my neck out for them. It’s completely a transformation for me because my first season I betrayed my best friend cause I didn’t want to go to rocks but when I’m reality I was selfish. Raffy- seems cool but he is also a likable player that I have to have on my radar to not let get that far 

John- I love John I know it’s early but if I had to pick my final 3 now it would be me him and Keaton. He might be playing me but he is just such a great person I hope we can work well in this game. 

 Aysa- Idk how I feel about her she seems nice however she also seems shady granted everyone is but I can’t let her get to far. 

 Lachie- my first target we don’t mesh well in our conversation and that’s a sign to me early on that we won’t work well in this game. He is my number one target at this first tribal we have to go to. 

 Trace- I like trace but he seems like a poser and I think he’ll say whatever he has to in order to finally snatch the win in his 8th time. 

Nic- he is quiet but could also be deadly he was playing up that he hasn’t played in a while and doesn’t want to go first and I get that but i know it’s just a play for him to integrate himself in the tribe. 

 Chloe- she is nice but idk where she stands strategy wise but I like her and I can certainly see it being hard getting her out. 

 Dan- I almost forgot about dan he is so UTR I don’t trust him and if I can’t get lachie I would love to get him out at the first tribal. Now I know people have past season connections but I can’t really do much about it I just have to hope they implode on themselves and then I can find a crack within all the ruins. I’m certainly playing this game differently then before I’m gonna be as loyal and honest as I can and i know it’s a marathon not a sprint and I have to treat this game as such.

I’m so glad to be safe this round! I fell asleep really early last night and I’m glad we aren’t on the chopping block because when I scramble I look like an egg head. I wonder who is going home on the other tribe hmmm

So.....I am ELIZA levels paranoid, even though it’s the first vote. Trace is my number 1 so far because we worked together in a previous game and he’s just cool. So I trust him. I also know Dan, but the way we left things in our last convo before the game was darksided...but we promised to work together this time. I am somewhat confident in that. I like Lachie a lot even though I don’t know him, and Brien seems like a strong player. I think this first vote is coming down to Keaton or Raffy. I am kinda wanting Keaton because I feel like Brien has him under his wing and if Keaton goes then Brien will be weaknened and maybe be easier to control? Keaton is saying Raffy is a strong player for some reason and we should get him out as soon as possible. So...idk. BUT...I am a paranoid mess, so this could all just be a big plot to get me out!!! Who knows??

Ok so basically I know almost everyone on both tribes which really fucking shocks me?! I was expecting to know like one person and then not be very invested but I was wrong luv. Because I’ve played with basically everyone before I like actually want to do well lmao, imagine me actually trying in a game. That being said I did so bad in the flag comp thing, I literally didn’t understand the rules at all whoops. She really thought it had to be all red, the only reason I didn’t draw it was because I was imagining having to fill in the background red after and I GAGGED. I luv Asya, trace and Nic. Last time I played with dan we both got to like final 7 but I barely spoke to him and I’m p sure he’s the reason why kate and I left. But I’ve been speaking to him more In this game and we have like A LOT in common. I’ve also been trying to talk to Chloe a lot because we played a Facebook game together once and she rlly thought I hated her and made so many vls about me, so I’m trying to like be more active in her pms.

A lot of people in this cast don't like me. Dan, Dane, Pippa. To name a few. With Dane it's very personal. He hurt me and I don't think he gets that I'm still super sad about it. We havent talked since March. We have so many inside jokes im reminded of and I laugh and I always just instantly wanna text him but I can't cause then I remember. I'm not going to throw his name out ever. If people come to me with it then yeah i'll do it. Anyway. I love RTP we've never really gotten to play together something always happens. Love Amanda. She's slaughtered me before but it's always been fun so I hope we can be an amazing team. I think shes still really good friends with Dan which might cause huge problems. Anyway later skater

oh shit a rat oh wait thats just my reflection hihi i was gonna do a video but i hate my face so we're typing today girls. so. i like my tribe!!!! i think everyone is like smart which is scary bc i have approximately 1 brain cell that i share w trent and it is VERY obvious that i am not in possession of said brain cell. i keep saying crackhead things to people and i dont know why, i guess im just on meth or something i dont know... maybe the ppl at my local ice cream joint(tm) slipped something into me bc i am in the mood to get WILD!!! i think as of rn i am ssn 90's sweetheart and everyone loves me and YES i am COCKY but i have a right to be bc i am fucking POPULAR!!!! my ranking is as follows, anyone who disagrees with me sucks ass. 

1. linus 2. dane 3. amanda 4. seamus 5. ruthie 6. gloria 7. ryan m 8. ryan p 9. pippa 

 i will not explain these rankings bc i am right, u r wrong, shut the fuck up

Pippa doesn’t respond to me, feels bad man. Everyone else is pretty dope though, I’m definitely getting along with Anabel the best, she’s probably gonna win the game. Honestly the big story is just how Keaton’s opening was so cocky, yet called us cocky but then he abstained and likely will be first boot based on the abstain. Fantastic storyline making a full circle in the period of just 3 days. Sorry this is probably lame, I’m in a shitload of pain, I really just need to sneak by until I’m not suffering from my tonsil removal and then I can really tear things up. Oh, also Hoodie Ryan is the only epic gamer on my tribe so I hope he goes far so we can rise up together.

so far I am getting to know Seamus Pippa and Linus and other but dan;t think of their names lol. Had fun doing bottles challenge then messed up  but our tribe rocks and we still won challenge. Where I stand I think I am liked by several so far. Wonder where it  will go who knows <3 GLO <3

Am about to be first boot and I’m not even surprised lol xx

I’m just like an emotional wreck? Idk. I’m trying to keep plugging along but I have so much stuff taking up time in my personal life. Like rear ending a car tonight :~) soooo I think the vote is Keaton, but honestly who the fuck knows. Everyone could be pulling a fast one on me. I tried pitching an alliance with Asya, Chloe, and John but it went no where so look at me booboo the fool. I just feel like I don’t have much traction yet and I don’t wanna be caught off guard by a blindside tonight. I’m always just so paranoid at first tribal. Why didn’t we just kill the royals in the comp. fucking flop ass tribe.

Okay so THESE PEOPLE WANNA KILL ME. I thought I would be good with Chloe, Dan, and Trace but they all ran to the kingpin, Nic. I tried to throw Raffy under a bus, but Lachie and Asya protect, John didn't wanna talk, and Brien...I'm sorry Weber. You better fuckin kill it this game. Time to do what I do best though...cause an absolute shitton of chaos....for you Weber.

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Fan Favorite, POTS, Post Season Goodies!

For Fan Favorite our Final 3 was Seamus, Anabel and Asya based on VL support throughout the game! Obviously, there was a large amount of support for Asya, so she is not only the Sole Survivor but also the Fan Favorite!

For POTS, we chose someone who had a strong game and gave a valiant effort. This person wow’d us with their rounded game all around and so our Player of The Season is .... Dan!

Here are the other Awards:

Hero of the Season: Linus Villain of the Season: Dane Most Robbed Pre-Juror: Chloe Most Robber Juror: Amanda Biggest Goat: Lachie Best Alliance: Okay (Dan, Dane, Asya)   Saddest Vote Off: Trace Biggest Blindside: Seamus

and then.....we did some SASS AWARDS!

Keaton: Who’s the cocky little shit now you freak? Nic: “If you’re ever in Tennessee, hit me up” ~ Isaac Weber: You go by like three names and I still didn’t know who the fuck you were Trace: Maybe 9th times the charm? Chloe: We don’t have a read for you Chloe. This is an intervention. Raffy: Girl, shut the fuck up. Gloria: Thank you so much for playing. If we ever need you again we’ll sign you out of the nursing home. Anabel: Thank you so much for playing. If we ever need you again we’ll sign you out of daycare. Amanda: I’ve heard a lot of New Yorkers are dying for Coffee but you took it to a whole new level and actually died for Coffey. Seamus: Yes you CAN have a link to the tribal stream where you’re about to get idoled out. RTP: To quote Latrice Royale: Learn to spell you illiterate fuck. Pippa: “Sorry I can’t keep lying to you guys rn. I’m at a sleepover” ~ Pippa, right before being voted out. Linus: Imagine being bullied by Asya’s 4’2 ass and a twink. Ryan M: Funny how your laptop was dying and then you were. John Coffey: You were upset that you slept through FTC. We were more upset that you slept through the entire game. Ruthie:The joke and the punchline is that you have a bedtime of 9:30 Lachie: Ok anyways Dane: Please collect your trash memes as you exit our tribe chat, thanks for flying. Dan: At least your in real life social game got you a ring. Asya: The most mentally stable person in the game.

(if you laughed, Nicole wrote these. if your feelings are hurt, Isaac wrote them.)

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FINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL

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Jury Roundtable

Watch the Jury Roundtable from a few days ago below!