Below-Average Dick Energy

30 | he/him Icon by @avbbb77 Mass Effect? Persona? Sports? Wrestling? RWBY? BnHA? General Memeage? You're in a debatably adequate place.

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F/O List, I guess

Manuela Casagranda- FE3H

Ichiko Ohya- Persona 5

Karlach- Baldur's Gate III

Sol Marron- Black Clover

Miranda Dulce Tostadora- Date Everything!

Elma- Ms. Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

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Resident evil 2 really changed Leon and Claire,,

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This made me realize, even if he was a quippy dork back in RE4, Leon has REALLY earned the right to make jokes at the biological nightmares he faces by the time of RE9.

"Listen, I've been doing this for 28 years at this point. You assholes have shot, stabbed, bitten, exploded, and otherwise harmed me in ways I didn't think was possible over that span. At some point it's your fault I'm still alive. I went through Raccoon City when I was 21. I'm 49 now. I have back pain unrelated to you bozos! Don't get me wrong, I'm out here doing everything I can to survive every time, but until I lose an arm or some shit, I'm gonna keep yappin' at you like I'm Spider-Man."

[noonwalkdiary]

going out west to chase cowboys and god

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Cowboy nun.

Is that anything?

[crankygay]

[ottermatopoeia]

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

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Impressions

[theonion]

In a surprise attack of astonishing brutality, oral cavity sources confirmed Thursday that the Listerine inside a local mouth was leaving 0.1% of germs alive in order to spread a message of terror throughout the microbial community. “The mouthwash killed my entire colony and then told me to bear witness to the horrors I saw today,” said a rod-shaped Porphyromonas gingivalis, adding that its cell wall was nearly dissolved when suddenly the 20 milliliters of antiseptic liquid retreated, leaving the bacterium with severe but nonfatal injuries. 

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[randomthefox]

God it feels so good getting to shut down these Quarian admirals. Between punching one in the gut and overtly intimidating another down when she starts drooling over Legion, Shepard is on his last fucking nerve for sure.

The Quarians are so fucking lucky that Tali is my wife and that peace is possible to achieve between them and the Geth. Because if it weren't for those two facts, I would never ever ever side with them against the Geth.

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Character A: *Jealously looking at Character B getting a lot of swooning romantic attention*

Character B: *Makes a hand motion behind their back to get A to help them get away*

Character A: *Smiles triumphantly*

(A should be crushing on or in a relationship with B, but B does not need to have visible feelings for A.)

[anisongoftheday]

The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You Season 2 Ending 2

Unmei? by Kurumi Haraga (CV: Amane Shindou), Mei Meido (CV: Suzuko Mimori), Iku Sutou (CV: Rie Takahashi), Mimimi Utsukushisugi (CV: Lynn), and Meme Kakure (CV: Kanon Takao)

[rikoillust]

Solar eclipse 🌒

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If you want a situation where two people are obligated by tradition to kiss each other, but it's not Christmas, just have a sign hung up that says "The Milky Twilight."

[dailymhathoughts]

I hope these two travelled their journeys home hand in hand the entire time. Walking to the train station, sitting on the train, waiting for their stops... and not letting go until the very moment one of them had to get off.

I hope they get to make up for every SECOND they missed each other after graduating high school.

For every second their hectic lives as pros prevented them from seeing each other.

For every second of that time they were in a rough patch and wished the other was by their side.

I hope they both grow old together and live long, happy lives side by side, free from guilt and filled with all the love they'd buried for so long.

After all, why else did Katsuki and Toga push them? Deku and Ochako are the two respective people they care about the most, so why else if not for their happiness?

[kvrisu]

[saiyef]

[shot-by-cupid]

They don’t tell you this but when you do too many things in one day it makes you really tired

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