why are you here. wake up

Sushi | 20s

[sleepnoises]

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[captain-price-returns]

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[fluoresensitives]

can we please be feminists again.

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[maxxie-or-smth]

my future is tomorrow i'm scared

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[kosmogrl]