We Got a Fridge and it Broke Our Souls
You know when you first move into a house and you make a list of all the things you need? I bet 'fridge' is pretty high on that list, yeah? It was on ours.
We were lucky enough for Batwolf to have family members that had a fridge they no longer wanted - we'd get it for free, and get it delivered. THIS WAS SUPER LUCKY.
It DID have a freezer door when we got it (that part comes later). The delivery man didn't have a trolley. We dragged that bitch from the alleyway out the back, through the yard, and through our back door, only to have it not fit through the kitchen door (fat bastard and skinny doorframe).
Turns out the delivery man just sucked. The Man of the House's father brought a trolley up and the fridge went through like a dream.
Except it stank. BAD. The Man of the House and I, Ollivander, spent TWO GODDAMN DAYS cleaning that monster. It broke us. But finally, it was clean, and we turned it on. THE SMELL LEFT. THE FREEZER GOT COLD. WE BOUGHT A BUNCH OF FOOD AND SHOVED IT IN THERE.
The next day, the fridge died, taking our food and froghurt with it. We died a little inside. Fridgeless again.
Luckily, Batwolf's family JUMPED TO OUR RESCUE and her parents bought us a fridge. It was delivered on Saturday. This is Sir Fridgington -
Sir Fridgington is much nicer and cleaner and he actually works. We thought it was done and dusted, but no, the man who delivered Fridgington was worried he'd cause damage to the house so he didn't take the old fat bastard jerk fridge. He said he'd be back on Sunday with backup.
Batwolf and I took the freezer door off the old fat bastard jerk fridge hoping to make it easier to move - the fridge door wouldn't come off.
The men never turned up on Sunday. We called this morning and I'll be damned if we're not FINALLY getting rid of this monster this arvo.
The Susspit got a fridge and then it broke our souls.
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