white oleanders in milk

julia .seventeen. infp. germany

[prattandscott]

[queenrafferty]

“Did I scare you?” “No”

[smoochmepharah-deactivated20160]

im watching a reality show about two naked strangers survivingn on a beach and from day one the man got sunburned and laid down complaining for the rest ofthe week and the woman built shelter and tools and took care of his burns and basically got shit done while he sat in te shadow

[smoochmepharah-deactivated20160]

he got better and he dug a well until he found water, she warned him not to drink it without finding a way to boil it first, he ignored her and got diarrhea

[recoveringfromanattackofoptimism]

this is how our species fucking survived ya know

[susurrvs-blog]

Polizist: “Was ist in der Flasche?”

Ich: “Wasser.”

Polizist: “Das sieht nach Wein aus.”

Ich: “Oh nein, Jesus hat es schon wieder getan!

[susurrvs-blog]

my anaconda 🐍don't💁🙅 my anaconda🐍 don't🙅💁 want none unless u got buns🍞 Hun boy toy👦👅💏💦 named bush did 9/11✈️🏢🗽😱 used to live in Detroit 🏬🏫🏡

[renloras]

sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented

[odin-n-out]

ITS BACK

[chaz]

[nouisaf-deactivated20200920]

#TeamISawBothColorsAndImScared

[byenkle]

sometimes i see a photo of fall out boy and i question why it was taken

[byenkle]

[rlydun]

[moonlightcafe]

OMG

[lexillest]

👏👏👏

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

Talking to straight boys part 2

[davidtsharp-deactivated20160314]

U done yet

[seismicactivities-deactivated20]

It makes me so happy that they’re best friends

[adamscottblog]

[marebear-123]

ISIS members all pray in different directions, how could they possibly be Muslims

"Sometimes the CIA forgets to teach people pretending to be Muslims that Mecca is in the same direction."

[aabdaar]

lmao

[itsjustinyourwildestdreams]

When 7 time Grammy winner, the biggest star in the world wants to meet a fan she knows from tumblr - she will do it. She will find them even in the big crowd of people. I love this woman so much. 

[sandyswift]

sineadmurray replayed this a hundred times

[sineadmurray]

Same 😏😪😪😪

[bobbymoynihans]

chris pratt and adam scott on the hot tub time machine 2 red carpet.