Nothing entertains me more than tweets from Jake. He truly is one of a kind.
I can do more ‘best of’ tweets by Flyers if you guys want.
Mike Driver

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Product Placement
Show & Tell

blake kathryn

oozey mess
occasionally subtle

JVL
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sheepfilms
taylor price

#extradirty

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Game of Thrones Daily
todays bird
art blog(derogatory)

titsay

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@sutured-wounds
Nothing entertains me more than tweets from Jake. He truly is one of a kind.
I can do more ‘best of’ tweets by Flyers if you guys want.
Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.
This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made
Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever
I don’t know what’s going on here - but it has my full support.
She was too quiet or she was too loud : Pisces, Virgo, Aquarius
She took things too seriously or not seriously at all : Sagittarius, Gemini
She was too sensitive or too cold hearted : Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Taurus
She hated, with every fiber of her being or loved with every piece of her heart : Aries, Scorpio, Cancer
The truest of all the zodiac thingies.
this is the content i like to see
ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??
but me feets overheats
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
Now that’s a lot of information to swallow
how do I delete other people’s posts
magnus and alec: *at a party, arguing over who has to drive home*
magnus: babe, look!
magnus: *chugs a bottle of wine*
he knows what he’s doing
all 3 are luke skywalker’s children
We are all his children. Mark Hamill is the world’s father
he took “no, i am your father” a little too literally
mark went in and took no hostages
mewtwo is savage
I need more pokemon shaming
0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo
BRO I’M WEAK
Still fucking hilarious
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
rich clune knows what’s up