Contouring 101 Sentence Starters
Based on this video, have an array of sentences to kickstart any potential interaction! If sent to a multi-muse be sure to specify the muse it’s intended for!
“Find yourself a husband!”
“What can I say? I’m a fountain of wisdom.”
“That one hurt my feelings a little bit, I’m not going to lie.”
“Makeup is for women who want husbands. Contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers and collect the inheritance of their dead boyfriend who disappeared under mysterious circumstances.”
“If men find out we can rearrange the bones of our face we’re finished.”
“Perhaps in a better world women wouldn’t feel like they have to contour.”
“Seeing as it has nothing to do with experimentation! Artistry! Since it’s simply for the dick we have to do it.”
“But it doesn’t matter, because men are stupid!”
“I must warn you, the transition from beginning to end might be startling.”
“First things first; check your flesh!”
“If the men find out we can shapeshift they’re going to tell the church!”
“Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets!”
“If you have too big of a brain it means you have ugly things like opinions and thoughts of your own.”
“Lady gladiators fight like giraffes, scamming these poor fragile men.”
“Who wants to give me their money?”
“It is a sponge drenched with the power of Satan.”
“Ready to take some fucking souls and ruin some GOD DAMN LIVES.”
“What a fucking disguise this is!”
“Women are dangerous creatures.”
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