Hollanov + tweets (part 2)
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Hollanov + tweets (part 2)
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yours. mine.
Loyalty (1869)
— by Briton Rivière
Loyalty (2025)
— by Ilya Rozanov
I have discovered that HEATED RIVALRY fandom has driven me to desperate needs I didn't even know were a thing, because the main couples are spectacular but then that's followed up with an incredible supporting cast and I just need all of it. I especially need either Shane or Ilya moving to other teams than the Bears/Voyageurs or the Centaurs, I desperately need more of Shane with the Bears or Ilya with the Voyageurs or both of them moving to the Guardians or the Admirals, I don't care what the explanation is around the salary cap, not even a little bit, I just need this. I need it several dozen times, even!
I also need fandom to keep at it with the Ilya vs Hayden Reluctantly Admitting They're Friends (and that chirping Hayden so hard is how Ilya shows affection) and to get over the J.J. hate because FREE MY MAN he was shitty about the whole thing but that's because Shane was his favorite dude, too, and he felt hurt and we see that Shane loves him back and that is quality catnip you guys are ignoring. Dig into that more, you guys! Cater to meeeee! Because, you know. I need more from a fandom that is giving me god tier fic multiple times a day already. 😂
HEATED RIVALRY - NO I WON’T BE CHILL ABOUT THE GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS SHOW:
Boston Boys by xpityx, ilya/shane & bears, NSFW, 15.3k wip When the unsentimental financial imperative of the NHL sees Shane traded to the Boston Raiders, he and Ilya are thrown into closer extended proximity than ever before. As they adjust to life as teammates, they are forced to contend with the nature of their relationship -and must answer for themselves: is it even a relationship at all?
Duty of Care by boopboop, ilya/shane & david/yuna & svetlana & cliff & hayden & sasha & cast, 90.8k wip “My father was very fair,” Ilya says immediately, and it’s got the rigid, almost mechanical emphasis of something practiced a thousand times. “If I was bad, I pay price. No problem.” “I think maybe we have a different definition of the word fair.”
Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call by barnes_romzanov, ilya/shane & david/yuna & hayden, NSFW, suicidal ideation/themes, 28.8k Ilya’s mostly been able to cope with the fact that he’ll never be able to articulate himself fully in this country- but he’s also never been good at talking about feelings in the first place. "I'm tired" is the best he's got. It definitely doesn't capture what's going on in his head, and Shane can't read minds.
Fourteen ten by delagauchetiere, ilya/shane, NSFW, 26.4k In which Ilya comes back to room fourteen ten.
where nobody knows you by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi), ilya/shane & david/yuna, 31.6k Yuna and David find out about Lily, Shane’s... girlfriend?, while he's in the hospital. It's a while before they find out about Ilya.
Look, I Know You've Got This Thing For Rozanov by wilmonstan12345, ilya/shane & j.j. & cast, nsfw, 34.6k wip The events of Heated Rivalry + The Long Game through the eyes of J.J. Boiziau.
a breastplate made of silver linings by Anonymous, ilya/shane & yuna, 2.9k “Oh, we’d have to be much higher than this for the fall to kill me,” Ilya says, gaze still fixed on the cool black skyline. “At least seven stories.” It’s not until much later, as the waitress is clearing the dishes from dinner, that Yuna finds herself wondering why Ilya knows exactly how high a fall needs to be in order to kill him.
You are my Penguin by Anonymous, ilya/shane, 7.9k Then Ilya whispers, right into the shell of his ear, “Now we look like penguins.” And it’s not at all what he expected to hear. He makes a strangled sound, his hands flying down to cover Ilya’s own on his waist. “What?” Ilya rocks them side to side, small and deliberate, like they’re waddling. “Penguins are romantic. They mate for life. You are my penguin.”
I'll be Jane by gurlsrool, ilya/shane & voyageurs & cast, nsfw, 7.1k After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
a hole in his arms where the world used to be by justhockey, ilya/shane & hayden & farah & troy, 5k “There’s information coming out that the Centaur’s plane crashed on its way to Tampa.” The entire world tilts on its axis.
come home by inches by Sporkess, ilya/shane & david/yuna, 24.3k wip An unexpected encounter with Ilya Rozanov - and a newly changed perspective of him - leads Yuna into a series of conversations with both halves of the rivalry - and slowly into both an unexpected friendship and a new understanding of what the 'rivalry' entails.
something you can build by some1_around, ilya/shane & hayden & cliff & bears & cast, nsfw, 96.8k Six months ago, Shane’s intimate conversation and break-up with Rose Landry was recorded and leaked. In those six months, his life had completely upended and everything had changed, for better or for worse. Except for Ilya. He still has Ilya, and he’s beginning to understand that he always will. It’s 2018. Shane Hollander has to figure out his new life, in a new city, on a new team, while being out to the world but not by his own choice. Ilya, along for the ride, also has to learn what it means to be connected to a place, to a person, and to his own inner truth.
Fantastic! by ingberry, ilya/shane & centaurs, nsfw, 2.2k “What do you want me to say, exactly?” Shane asked, his voice very different from the one they’d usually get for interviews. Less polite and less guarded. “Do you want me to stand here and tell you details of my sex life?” Someone chuckled awkwardly and when no one said anything, Shane threw his arms out to the side just as Harris made his way towards the disaster. Shane looked the reporter straight in the eyes. “Sure! My sex life is fantastic. My husband is hot. Ten out of ten. Any more questions?”
My Lunch with Hayden by MusicallyChaos, ilya/shane & hayden, nsfw, 3.3k After their disastrous dinner, Ilya reaches out to Hayden. He doesn't want to be fighting with his boyfriend's best friend. They have lunch.
Not Bad for a Rookie by chaentics, ilya/shane, NSFW, 8.1k Shane didn’t think when he admitted to Ilya that he’d had a wet dream about getting fucked on center ice that the fantasy of it would stay with Ilya, too.
one day you will understand by UglyGreenJacket, ilya/shane & kate, 5.5k “Why Ottawa?” She knows it’s something everyone has been asking, but she feels like it’s a legitimate thing to ask. “I mean, I get maybe you’re not happy in Boston, but you could have gone anywhere.” “Not anywhere,” he says with an almost pout. “But almost anywhere.” He lets out a long breath of air through his nose. “I know it does not make sense, but it should not have to make sense to anyone but me.”
terrible, horrible, no good, very bad husband by alchemystique, ilya/shane & bood & centaurs, 3k wip “Uh. Hi?” Bood chanced a glance from his new seat partner towards the front of the plane, where he could see Roz’s curls peeking over the seat back three rows up. Shit. Fuck. He was not equipped for domestic disputes with three hours still left in the air.
r/OmegaHelpDesk: Nesting Advice Needed by inexpiate, ilya/shane, nsfw, omegaverse, 1.7k r/OmegaHelpDesk: Nesting Advice Needed u/gingerale_slick24: How do I ask my alpha for his clothes without sounding needy? I’m nesting. Pre-heat is kicking my ass. Burner account because he found my main. Fucking asshole.
Mr. Emergency Contact by fandom_commitment_issues, ilya/shane & hayden & ruby, 7.7k Ilya Rozanov realizes he's an emergency contact in the exact moment he needs to act like an emergency contact. Hayden Pike has to release a statement about it.
MORE RECS UNDER THE CUT because it's been an entire week since the last recs set and this fandom has not slowed down.
Scott waking up to Kip trying to sneak out, and hes like,,,
Scott: Can you stay? 🥺
Kip: Yeah. 🤤
Scott: Then stay, please.
... stay, plEASE!?! PLEASE?!? SCOTT HUNTER YOUR GAME IS SO STRONG! SO MUCH STRONGER THAN UR HOCKEY GAME! BE SO PROUD MAN!
If Shane or Ilya had just the morsel of this, they would have wifed the other up by that all stars game.
Scott Hunter dinosaur this, Scott Hunter fossil that, but man has priorities and man has fucking GAY GAME. He had yearning bottom eyes when he asked that,,,! He used his appearance shamelessly and he got away with it bc it worked like a charm!?!
I see who you are Scott Hunter!
It wasnt:
Then stay, please. 🥵🍆🍑👅💦🌈🎉
it was:
Then stay, please.❤️🫂🥺🥰
Im in hollanov hell
someone (maybe luca haas) makes a post (tiktok) in 2015 may-june about kissing shane hollanders picture before exams for good luck, bc mtl won cup, he makes a follow up post about aceing all exams thanks for hollzy. it goes semi viral.
someone (ilya/marly) sees it, finds it funny. they bring a hollander poster to their next game, and they kiss it for good luck in the locker room before the game. they crush the opposing team.
and it happens on their very next game against the voyageurs.
bc every hockey player is deeply deeply superstitious the bears implements kissing the hollzy poster as their pregame ritual. someone has to do it before every game. they make a roster.
one guy doest do it bc hes a homophobe. they lose even tho it wasnt a hard game, but everyone was rattled bc some asshole didnt kiss the hollzy poster, and they only found out on the ice. like, they lost with kissing the poster too, but now they lost bc he DIDNT kiss it.
the next game ilya was standing next to the hollzy poster, and only let the players leave the locker room and step on ice after they kissed the poster.
marly gets injured? has to sit out a game for some reason? and hes bored. and they are playing against mtl. so he tweets out
'someone tongue hollander in my name. you guys all need that'
ilya naturally is in hes demon era so he answeres
'done brother. this win is ours'
and then, this goes VIRAL viral. everyone asks questions about this from both team, shane obv panics, his teammates r trying to defend him. boston is just full of gremlins and they are just giving criptid answers.
scott comments bc he doesnt want to be left out of gay hockey history
'i thought cars would fly sooner than the whole boston team coming out'
ilyas answer 'i thought cars would fly sooner than dino playing hockey. is you. you are dino playing hockey. retireee'
maybe hayden 🤮 posts something insulting them. like 'shane has better taste then to kiss anyone from boston'
marly answers bc he has the time bc hes not playing in this game 'maybe if you'd get off of your wife for a second you'd kiss hollander too. its nit about his taste but what his mouth can do'
or some insane shit like that.
BOS@MTL (5:2) embarrassing lose for mtl. shane was in shambles. ilya was on his A game.
obv after this, the boston pr team puts out a video showing the players kissing the hollander poster before a lot of games. the poster changes every once in a while, when shane does another ad. midway thru the vid, it switches up from only showing one player giving a quick peck, to the whole team lining up to kiss the poster.
it becomes a trend. everyone is tweeting about kissing their hollander poster before big things.
ilya jokes every opportunity he gets, that before their next game against each other hes gonna tongue hollander for real, to have ultimate luck
years pass. ilya plays for ottawa. when the fanmail vid drops, everyone assumes he just went thru with it
shane signs with ottawa too. ende gut alles gut.
/alternatively mtl kinda distances themselves from hollzy bc of this kissing thing. then he feels like hes drowning in the locker room, and ilya invites him to bbq/team night (bc hes an honorary bear with being in their locker room as a poster)/drink at someones house(?) with the boston team
he goes, and at the end of the night the first guy who goes home just goes "bye guys, ill head home to my wife. behave urselves." he gives bro hugs to a bunch of people, hugs a few, and pecks shane when he leaves. no one finds it weird other than shane, who is spiraling. he is afraid that the guy clocked him.
then the next guy decides to go home and on his way out he pecks him too on his cheek.
and every guy who leaves, leaves a kiss on his face.
then shane goes and starts playing for boston
they soft lauch fr fr (only for teammates tho)
shane realizes how shitty friend hayden was.
they play until they retire and have like a 5 season cup winning streak - their winnign streak only ended bc they adopted a kid, and one of them always stayed off of the ice to take care of the kid.
seeing this opportunity everyoen was hard trying for the 3-4 years that they are out. and boston lost all 3-4 times. but made playoffs.
when the kid got older and could be left with the grandparents and aunty sveta and aunty rosie they started winning again. not every game, they got old-ish-er, but they did still win a freakishly lot.
jackie divorces hayden, moves in with hollanov and rosveta in a queer commune. happy ending.
I think Shane has the most enviable 'perfect' pregnancy ever. No nausea, no feet swelling, no food aversions. He's so fit that he doesn't even get back/abdominal pain that much and still keeps up with his yoga. His hair is luscious and silky, his skin is literally glowing. Every person who sees him comments on how amazing he looks. Like, it is just that immediately arresting. And I KNOWWWW Shane is so fucking smug about it. Like, he fucking preens at being able to Win™ at pregnancy.
i just think it'd be funny if shane had a dog for years and ilya didn't know because shane never posted or talked about her so when he goes to his apartment for the first time ready to finally get that ass, they have their flirty little conversation by the dining area, shane is leading him to the bedroom, and then ilya glances in the living room and is absolutely thrown by the presence of this polite senior retriever who briefly looks up from her dog bed wags her tail once and then goes back to sleep and he's like ???? hollander wait stop you have a dog? and shane's like yeah, bedroom's this way.
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nem készült közös fotó róla épp hivatalban lévő miniszterrel
etikátlan pártcélú kampányra felhasználni
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alkalmatlan a demokratikus értékek védelmére
csak egy fasz
Average reaction to Shane when they get outed: Rosanov?? Damn man. You sure? No Im sure he's great its just-
Average reaction to Ilya when they get outed: HOLLANDER?? FUCKING HOLLANDER?? How the fuck did you pull him. Man, I'd be gay for Shane Hollander, most people would be. Man how the fuck did you pull that off Rozy?
Marly(probably): generational pull brother
once shane moves in with ilya and they’re able to codependencymax i think shane’s parents (probably yuna) broach the topic of how theyre together all the time but shane cuts her off before she can even say anything with “I know!! isn’t it great we get to do everything together it’s the best!!! we thought we’d have to wait until we retired but we get to play together and live together and i’m very happy and Ilya is too!!!” and she’s like okay honeymoon period got it and then like 5 years later thinks about trying again but decides it’s not worth it because those two want to live in eachothers skin but that’s not possible to this will do.
once shane moves in with ilya and they’re able to codependencymax i think shane’s parents (probably yuna) broach the topic of how theyre together all the time but shane cuts her off before she can even say anything with “I know!! isn’t it great we get to do everything together it’s the best!!! we thought we’d have to wait until we retired but we get to play together and live together and i’m very happy and Ilya is too!!!” and she’s like okay honeymoon period got it and then like 5 years later thinks about trying again but decides it’s not worth it because those two want to live in eachothers skin but that’s not possible to this will do.
List of Shane Hollander's crushes:
Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid.
Patrick Swayze, specifically in Dirty Dancing because his mom would watch that movie whenever it came on and nine year old Shane would join her, watching with an innocent but fixed fascination he usually only ever showed for hockey related things.
Li Shang in Mulan.
An 8th grade classmate who occasionally told the other boys to knock it off when they made jokes at Shane's expense. He had that 90s popular boy curtain bangs haircut and Shane would sometimes fantasize about brushing the hair away from his face.
The boy who was the Captain of his U15 team the year he joined. Confused it for hero worship. He had a habit of ruffling Shane's hair and of teasing him in a way that sometimes crossed the line from affectionate to mean. Both gave Shane butterflies.
Scott Hunter, also confused for hero worship.
A 12th grade classmate who was on the basketball team and who always stood just a little bit too close whenever he talked to Shane, forcing Shane to crane his neck to look up at him.
Ilya Rozanov, unfortunately.
Carter Vaughn. He's cute, he's friendly, and he throws his arm around Shane's shoulders whenever they meet.
Ilya Rozanov, still.
A photographer who takes Shane's pictures for one of his many brand deals and is a little more hands-on than most, without touching Shane in any way that could be construed as inappropriate. Tells Shane "good job, kid, you're a natural" once the shoot is over, his voice warm and deep.
His boyfriend, Ilya Rozanov.
J.J. Boiziau, after J.J. takes him out to a gay club post Shane coming out and forces him onto the dancefloor with him. This crush is swiftly snuffed out the next week when J.J. tosses his socks at him in the locker room and the smell nearly knocks Shane out cold.
His husband, Ilya Rozanov ❤️
cliff marleau and ilya rozanov are best friends not because they’re teammates or marleau was assigned to look after roz when he first got to the raiders, but because, even though it takes so much alcohol to get him drunk, when ilya gets drunk he can only be described as white girl wasted and marly is the EXACT same way. they are in the mens bathroom in front of the mirror like “is my shirt unbuttoned enough for people to look at my tits?” “yeah man your boobs look GREAT! can you tell me if these jeans look good on my ass i think i saw a girl eying me” “marly your ass looks phenomenal and you can trust me on this as i am a well known ass man” “aw man rozzy you’re making me blush”
fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle