cветлана

❝ BEWARE the broken girl. i’ve learned how to s u r v i v e with shards of glass under my S K I N. i’m ( glittering, ) sharp and beautiful – BEWARE of my touch. and i will watch you bleed. i am a rose whose petals shed when my father left years ago. i am the hardened touch, serene CARESS of my mother's lover. ❞

[gvbriellas-blog1]

“learning two languages at once must be stressful. i’d probably end up mixing the two up at some point.”

[svctlanas]

“i suppose, but only if you are learning basics. i am still learning basic german. but with english, i am learning idioms, which are a lot harder than basics. i am surprised that i do not mix them up often.”

[damnxander-blog]

“ come on svetlana, it’s american comedy. you’re gonna have to get used to it. ”

[svctlanas]

“american comedy? no wonder i did not laugh.”

[svctlanas]

❝ ☾ °✧* • — sms to лина ❜

lina: i just saw ghostbusters and it was so good

lina: well i was high during it so it was extra good

lina: like kate mckinnon is so hot

lina: but so is chris hemsworth?

lina: also come save me, i ate too much sour skittles and now my stomach hurts

svetlana: do you think it would be could without influence of drugs?

[svctlanas]

rxwena:

  “definitely didn’t help me feel better about the whole stuff, but svet, i appreciate. i should be thinking all the stupid things i’ve done, and be grateful for not burning the house down like i did two years ago.”

“exactly. no burned house this time. instead, odd-shaped, processed food.”

[svctlanas]

yovero:

“i feel like the only thing that makes americans happy is complaining.”

“da. outrageous holidays and protesting majority. that is, how do you say...’merica?”

[svctlanas]

jfcgab:

“you’re still learning english? i would never have guessed. your english seems pretty good to me.”

“i have been learning english for very long time, only because it is not my mother tongue, i am always learning. but, spasibo.”

[svctlanas]

damnxander:

        “ okay but think about this, a cashier stares at an obviously fake ID and asks ‘you sure you’re 3?’ dog panics and runs out of the store barking. ” xander was grinning like an idiot, he honestly just needs to stop smoking so much weed. he’s brain dead at this point.

“solnyshko, my english is no good, but i have one phrase that i use very well: what the fuck?”

[svctlanas]

sierrcs:

“so, i accidentaly acquired a sugar daddy a few days ago and he keeps leaving money at the hospital for me. not sure if i should report it or enjoy the cash.”

“is this same man that invited you for bukkake? if so, no amount of money is worth damaging hair.”

[svctlanas]

it’s raining pretty hard where i am so idk if i’ll be on later?? my power may or may not go out...but i’m also going grocery shopping

[svctlanas]

yovero:

“yeah, we have weird priorities. i don’t know how we function as a country, but whatever.”

“i do not know how you do it, either. as long as the american people are happy, da?”

[svctlanas]

rxwena:

  “i was watching the rerun of the masterchef and i got super inspired. — turns out, baking macarons is harder than it looks. after ruining kitchen, spending solid two hours, i remembered one critical problem: i don’t even like macaron. at the end of the day, i settled for dinosaur shaped nuggets. thank you for listening the summary of my disappointing day, you are the best.”

“no need to thank me, zvezda moya, this is not first disappointing day that you have talked about.”

[svctlanas]

yovero:

“we have a holiday for pretty much everything, honestly. only once? was it at least a good flavor? even when i lived in new york, people had ice cream all year long there. americans don’t care about the weather when it comes to ice cream.”

“americans,” svetlana softly tutted.

[svctlanas]

jfcgab:

“i get that. took me a while to learn french because of it.”

“i probably should not be learning english and german at the same time, then.”

[svctlanas]

a LETHAL combination of BRAINS, BEAUTY, and AMBITION. ( click for bio & dossier )

[svctlanas]

lukcz:

“because i still don’t know what the fuck you’re saying. and nobody won, we got arrested. it’s hard to finish a race in the back of a cop car.”

“fine. it means ‘ass’. and were you at least ahead of your opponent before you got arrested?”

[svctlanas]

jfcgab:

“learning a new language can be difficult.”

“da. especially when the language is nothing like your mother tongue.”

[svctlanas]

yovero:

“is ice cream not popular in russia? i feel like everyone in america likes ice cream. we even have a national ice cream day.”

“you americans do not surprise me with your holidays. nyet, we did not have ice cream often, because it was too cold. there was only one day when i was nineteen that we had ice cream -- it was the hottest recorded temperature in moscow’s history.”