𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐒𝐄, hand lingering in place as he studied the blue creatures that rattled in their cage . Leaning just a bit closer , barely a centimeter , they jumped at the sides , their prison now tipping wildly back and forth . Adie instinctively jumped back , eyes wide as he snarled . ❛ Shifty lil’ bastards , aren’t they ? ❜
“ --- i like them, ” septima declared, more to be contrary than anything else, really. but it wasn’t a lie; she was fascinated by the pixies, shifty though they may have been. “ --- they’ve got SPUNK. ”
𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐁𝐎𝐘 , a storm lingering beneath the surface , one arm safely in his sweater as the other lifted to place a book back on the shelf . He wasn’t going to read it anyway . Lacking all grace as he moved to pull up the remaining sleeve , he blew strands of blond from his eyes before opening his mouth . ❛ Frankly , my dear . . . I’m sure you can guess the rest Wanna watch me walk outside ? Hear it’s snowing . ❜
“ --- wow, ” septima said, eyebrows raised with the injustice of such a graceless dismissal. her next words were muttered under her breath as she turned back to her book, just loud enough so he could hear them. “ --- what, is it that time of the month already ? ”
Bureaucracy is not stupid. It’s elegant. It’s a beautiful puzzle waiting to be cracked. Every rule, every form has its purpose. It all fits together, and when the puzzle is solved and you take a step back and see the big picture, it’s like staring into the face of God.
❛ so i missed the train and took a week or two to myself, studies show an intensive self care routine is BENEFICIAL for mental health as well as your skin. so by missing school, i was really tending to my overall health and isn’t that just a t a d more important? ❜
“ --- you took a week off because you missed the train ? couldn’t you have flooed ? ”
“can ya’ skip to the part where i’m supposed to give a shit because transfiguration is really kicking me in the ass and i’m CLEARLY not great at multitasking–”
“ --- ignoring your obvious and needlessly hostile attitude, i’m just saying, you really shouldn’t multitask with transfiguration. that’s what gets heads turned into CACTI. ”
LANA CONDOR —— well, if it isn’t SEPTIMA VECTOR, the SLYTHERIN superstar. for those of you who don’t know HER, you can spot them sitting with the other SIXTH years. most people think that they’re ANALYTICAL and INDEPENDENT, but they can also seem pretty CONTRARY and COMPETITIVE. sometimes people call them the LOGICIAN. sure, they’re a PUREBLOOD, but that doesn’t define them.
aight so ya girl septima was born into a respectable pureblood family, famous for remaining very neutral. the switzerland of the wizarding world basically. they weren’t overtly muggle-phobic or purist or anything but they didn’t exactly stand up for muggle rights either
septima was the seventh kid in her family ( hence her name!! ) but all her siblings are all a lot older than her. basically her parents had her to attempt to save their failing marriage and? didn’t work. they divorced when septima was three & she’s grown up used to going back and forth between her parents’ houses
but it was a very neutral and civilized separation as is everything the vectors do. her older siblings & the older members of her family are all healers & ministry workers & head editors for the daily prophet & potioneers and other such prestigious careers and yeah basically that’s a lot of pressure
she was always a very curious kid and she remains curious To This Day!!! almost was sorted into ravenclaw cause of it. but she wasn’t cause i didnt wanna overdose on the ravenclaw characters. it also means she a nosey bitch
all of her family is very logical and sensible and educated and honestly septima is too. she can connect the dots like nobody’s business, she loves puzzles and figuring stuff out and is very rational minded
but also her family is all very neutral and diplomatic and septima is a blunt ho. says what she thinks. loves debates. devil’s advocate, lives for confrontation.
and she has a ridiculous independent streak. she doesn’t want to be like her family, she wants to be her own person, and she isn’t afraid to show it. the queen of “i can do it myself”. if anyone tells her she can’t do something, she’ll do it. just to spite them
lives on spite actually. spite and coffee. she takes it with at least three sugars
anyways but other than her being ridiculously competitive and detached, she’s actually such a dork? probably does the crossword puzzles and sudoku in the paper every morning. and whatever other wizard puzzles they have. she also loves muggle science she thinks its so fuckin neat. astronomy, arithmancy, also both right up her alley
so you might be wondering huh why didn’t she get sorted into ravenclaw? its cause this girl’s got drive and ambition like u wouldn’t believe. once she sets her mind on something, there’s no changing it, and she’s gonna get what she wants. she’s also super strategic and self-serving. u already know this bitch puts herself first
she’s really into arithmancy cause it’s like .... predicting the future with numbers? like she started taking it because she knew her parents would think it was ridiculous ( cause it’s fortune telling in a way ) but it wasn’t so ridiculous as divination, but she actually fell in love with it?
uh anyways i don’t know if she really has too many friends or if she’s had any real relationships cause she’s super competitive and independent and blunt but she’s also just a fuckn dork. probably makes puns and shit
wants to experience the most life has to offer
she’s on the slytherin quidditch team as a seeker ( i know regulus is canonically the seeker but we dont HAVE a reg ) cause idk she’s all about that strategy and she’s light and quick and nimble and, again, competitive As Fuck
hey so uh please plot with me i’d love plots including:
some actual friends who put up with her shit, competitive friendship, idk like a flirtationship or fwb plot ( bonus points if it starts turning into something real ), idk someone she can nerd out with, old friends she’s kinda grown apart from, someone who’s a bad influence on her ( like drinking/partying/etc ), idk ex friends she had a falling out with, unlikely friends, Whatever