ineffable carat

any pronouns 🍒

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Choi Yeonjun - ‘minisode1 : Blue Hour’ Jacket shooting sketch

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Minghao: Is something burning?

Jun: Just my love for you.

Minghao: Jun, the toaster is on fire.

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Jeonghan , talking to Scoups on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Scoups: You bet!

Jeonghan: At what temperature?

Scoups: 535.

Jeonghan: That's the clock.

Scoups:

Jeonghan:

Scoups: 536.

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Jun: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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Minghao: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Hoshi: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Joshua: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Vernon: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Scoups: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Minghao: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Joshua: I sleep with a knife.

Scoups: Both of you are pathetic.

Minghao: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Scoups: Jeonghan.

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Hoshi: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Seungkwan recently.

Dk: No, Hoshi, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Hoshi: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Dk: No! You’re the only one for me.

Hoshi: Is that so?

Dk: I promise! Seungkwan and I are just dating, okay? He’s my partner.

Hoshi: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Dk: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Hoshi: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Dk: Of course bro!

Hoshi: Bro...

Seungkwan: What the-

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Hoshi: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Minghao: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Hoshi: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Wonwoo : Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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Hoshi: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Dino: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Hoshi: Hey, Dino.

Dino: GODDAMNIT!

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Wonu: Slash gamemode creative.

Mingyu: Dude, this isn't Min-

Wonu: *starts levitating*

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Seungkwan: Can you pass the salt?

Woozi: Can you pass away?

Seungkwan: Too much salt.

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Seungkwan: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Wonwoo: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Seungkwan: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Wonwoo: Somehow that's worse.

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Vernon: Why doesn’t Seungkwan find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Mingyu: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Vernon: *bites lip*

Mingyu: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?