hi im

stressed

[bunnyhugs22]

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

listen fuck biden i hate him too but he DID sign executive orders for all this and they are really really easy to look up

roe v wade (abortion access) - july 2022

student loan debt - august 2022 (he also cancelled another 5 Billion dollars in student loan debt literally two days ago, jan 19 2024)

COVID - at least fucking TEN of them, within his first TWO DAYS of being in office, including vaccination mandates and improvement for the supply chain of manufacturing masks and other PPE

climate issues - literally the first day of his presidency

BLM - also literally the first day of his presidency

school shootings - march 2023

hawaii - august 2023

the tweet is, at best, someone who didn't do research and at worst it's inflammatory misinfo designed to demoralize

[ultrareconsquad-deactivated2022]

^_^ OMG HI BESTIE HIIIIIHIIII *glomps u*

[battlships]

Seeing the word "glomp" in 2022 has done untold psychic damage

[featheredpheonix]

idk if elon will kill his new chatbot grok when he finds out its woke, but he'll definitely kill it once he discovers it's funnier than him

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[pocket-deer-belly]

I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work

[pocket-deer-belly]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[colemckenzies]

i was ready to accept ‘we are now approaching leeds’ as the screenshot of despair

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[iced-bees]

[varijacija]

[kenm4vhs]

catoru gojo proof

[glutko]

Currently imagining a grizzled military captain requesting for reinforcements by sending this meme to his general.

[phlebasthebroenician]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

This one’s very somber. The stick figure has a pose that’s almost contemplative, as if he’s dwelling on his inevitable fate. 10/10.

[riverpiracy]

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

[riverpiracy]

bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy

[heavenhillgirl]

[deaddolin]

fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?

[txttletale]

"i'm sorry gwynn, you needed to say 'what is fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?' better luck next time!"

[animentality]

[teathattast]

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